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The End of the Day

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The End of the Day

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The End of the Day

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The End of the Day

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The End of the Day

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I recently talked to the old man who works in the scrapyard out back.

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I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

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Body bags.

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Enzo demon.

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We have a problem.

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I am certain that I will be appointed to be a member of the executive board for Umbrella Incorporated.

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It is imperative that we proceed with extreme caution.

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Redfield and the remaining stars members are still attempting to uncover information on the project.

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Continue to monitor their activities and fucking block all attempts to investigate.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I'm going to take you with me.

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What the?

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Good, good enough for the cut.

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Fuck you.

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Oh no.

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The chemicals will be transported are extremely volatile.

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Look at that.

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Get back in your fucking terrarium, you little stupid arachnid co-

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I told her to go to the police building.

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Why is she here?

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You're fucked.

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The expression on his face has been even more unsettling than usual.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus.

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You guys know anything about that cone that just got dropped?

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Good.

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Shit ain't easy around this town.

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We got four bad looking hombres. Fun times over guys. Get the fuck down.

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Where's your son? Got any identification? Don't resist. Where's your goddamn son?

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Skinny backup, it's getting hot down here. Don't move buddy. Tell me where your goddamn son is.

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He's gotta pee. I just killed one of those ballads, Joey. I saw him reaching for something.

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Hey Essays, you use this machine? Yeah, it spins nice. Talking to you kids. Stay quiet. Where's the fabric soft?

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He's got a piece. Put away the gun. I just dropped another one. Oh shit. Stay there.

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White stripe. Nice. What about this guy? Put away the gun now. You fucking cone.

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I just killed another goddamn cone. I don't know what the fuck is happening. You crazy motherfucker, Bowie.

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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*music*

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Like a great white thrush through the burnous bush

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came to Higgins. One, two, three. Higgins is such a mean bastard. Higgins. Tiddlywinking. Higgins. Certainly amuses me. And that is what Higgins has done. Higgins. It is probably the biggest dickhead in the world. Higgins. Certainly entertains. And that is what Higgins has done. Higgins. Real quality of Higgins. Erotic, junky, boring. Higgins. I wish I hadn't ever seen him. Higgins.

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Higgins. This little jumpy Cocoa Moke. Higgins. Cocoa Moke. Higgins. He really is a mean man. Higgins. And the public wish to be entertained by me. Higgins. Higgins. Welcome, Higgins. Mack Rineshaw Cardinal. Thank you

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very much for the tip. And of course, Mama Duck. Welcome to Biohazard. Or should I say,

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Konichiwa. Biro, biro, biro, biro, biro goma na o Biohazard. Oh. The Claire B scenario. Claire Byrne scenario.

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Konichiwa. Hara turo. Er, wikoma re. Er, Biohazard.

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Shult, thank you very much for the tip there.

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That was some Japanese that I had learned. Especially for today's stream. Especially for today's stream.

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Tommy Snell, thank you very much for that.

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We can turn Ollie. We can turn Ollie off there. And let's Ollie. Like we're on a fucking video game shaped skateboard. The game, of course, is none other than Aiden the Average's seminal Resident Evil 2.

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Biohazard. Thank you very much there, Aiden the Average. And also to Konrad.

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Let's get this game going. It's the final piece of the puzzle. You may have, you may have noticed I have come dressed for the occasion. The occasion is the final piece of the puzzle of this game.

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Resident Evil 2.

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Resident Evil 2. Thank you very much there. Captain Sack for your kind hearted and generous tip. And Konrad as well. It must be said. Been raiding the HSE cupboards. I have, I have, and I have again. But it's symbolic. It's a symbolic gesture. The Biohazard suit.

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Symbolizes where we have arrived tonight on our EverQuest. Tupo, thank you very much. I downloaded and installed seven different versions of Evernote. One for the PC. One for the phone. One for the laptop. Bye Pat. Thank you very much for the tip.

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And then one final version. For a fucking operating system I don't even own, just in case.

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I've made a fair few notes regarding the outcome of today's beautiful stream. Which I have no doubt, in my mind, will possibly one of the, be one of the biggest Carl Hines cockblasters we have ever, ever witnessed.

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I'm talking legitimate. I'm talking legitimate. Finishing the fucking game after two years. Speedrun continues. Speedrun finishes. And then Guinness call. Books of records are handed out. Adulation. I'm all ready for that. That's fine. And jubilation as well. The likes of which have never, ever, ever been seen.

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CD-ROM. 20 of the best for you. To one. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20 CD-ROM bombs.

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Don't try it at home unless you're well fucking prepared. COVID-19. Thank you very much, sir. Fave Doley. Very, very kind of you. Let's get this going for Fave. I'm armed to the gills. With a fucking bazooka. A beautiful and sensual. Sub machine gun.

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And thanks, Pag. And thanks, Pag. And Fave Doley. And the savage rumble cock.

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And Jasper McGuigan.

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It's time for me to go into overdrive.

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Jasper McGuigan style. There's a keyhole.

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We don't have the key.

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I don't think we have the key.

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I'm happy with the key right now.

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We might have to go out here to go and get the key.

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Could involve doing a little bit of puzzle.

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Puzzlery.

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Which I am very well able for at this stage.

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Been doing a lot of puzzles all my life.

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And boy, oh boy.

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Am I ready to really, really do

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some more puzzles to finish this game.

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Beautiful Fave Doley work there from none other than Ray Foley's best friend, Fave Doley.

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And a kind-hearted exponent of the stream.

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And look at that shiny little diamond in a bag.

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It's a beautiful panel key.

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You wouldn't know it, but it's been buffed to a sheen.

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Scott Fenner knows everything about it.

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Thank you very much.

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It's been buffed to a sheen, which gives it a beautiful sparkle.

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And we'll put that into our token box.

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As a token gesture of our love for panels.

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Will you turn the monitor on?

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Yes, we will.

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And lo and behold, it's a reprobate.

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A man who should really have been jailed the first time.

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But, as is the way with the justice system.

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He's been let out again.

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He's smashing up CCTV cameras.

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Guardie body cameras.

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I'm not sure if that's going to even ever do the justice.

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Oh!

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The we need.

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And here we go.

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This is for Darren Mack.

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That's for Darren Mack.

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It had Darren Mack written all over it.

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And there we go.

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He managed to get a swipe in.

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Big man.

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Is he hitting women?

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Yeah.

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Well, he saw how fucking big he was when he got dropped.

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Big time.

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He can see the stupid shoes he's wearing as well.

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He doesn't deserve any respect.

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Even in the fashion world.

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I mean, he's not even dressed for the occasion a la myself.

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I know we haven't technically reached the laboratory yet.

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So, a lot of this is...

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I know it's throwing you off.

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It could be confusing.

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But, don't worry.

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It's probably going to make sense.

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Probably.

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Paul Meskel knows everything about it.

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Thank you very much for that.

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200 previous convictions.

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Says Red FM.

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That that fella had.

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And it doesn't surprise me.

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A lot of fucking misdemeanors.

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They all add up in the end.

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And it's funny how it's Mr. Meaner.

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And he is probably a mean man himself.

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Horses him to Starlight.

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Thank you very much.

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We use this key.

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Horses him to the fucking panel box.

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And away we go.

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The speed run lives and continues for another day.

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And I can't believe that we're going to have this done.

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In probably what will be record life saving time.

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I'm probably going to go on record as saying that.

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20 of the best for Brooklyn.

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Lukey.

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Thank you very much there.

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And that's about 4.

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And that's 5 there.

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I'm going on record to say that.

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This is potentially going to be.

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One of the biggest and best speed runs.

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That you've witnessed.

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Since you even were born.

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Since you even knew of the genre even.

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And I'd say that's 20 as well.

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And rather nicely and kindly.

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Anonymous is tip 20.

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So I should only extend.

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This time a different variety.

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20 of these for Anonymous.

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And this again.

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Is a strategy.

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Like none other.

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This is called.

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The fucking.

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The janitor's room shuffle.

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This is not as fast as the star jump.

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And it's not as impactful either.

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So.

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We have about 7 left.

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To go Anonymous.

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I'll give you a flying elbow.

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Roundhouse.

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Couldn't get the leg up there.

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But I mean.

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You do understand.

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The kind of pressure I'm under here.

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Guinness.

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Guinness are interested.

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Out of here.

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Out of there.

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We've done.

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CD-ROM is back this time.

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I want the whole town to see me.

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And it's beyond reproach.

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At this moment in time.

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He's actually hit us with a ROM bomb.

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His new name.

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Is none other.

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Than ROM.

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Bomb.

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Jovi.

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This could end.

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In a bad way.

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Let's hope it doesn't.

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Let's hope it doesn't.

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Thank you very much.

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I mean.

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That was impromptu.

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And I don't really think it does the justice.

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Deserve.

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That 100.

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Deserves.

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Because.

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20 star jumps.

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Has the physicality.

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That was just.

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A man in a hazmat suit.

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Spinning on a chair.

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Take my.

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Tip.

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And I'll thank you.

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I swear.

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CD-ROM.

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Spinning on a chair.

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Beautiful stuff.

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Robotic head.

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Robotnic head on you.

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Thank you very much.

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So then we take.

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Control of the situation here.

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To steal my work on the G virus.

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And we move.

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At pace.

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With the daughter of William.

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J.

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Birkin.

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A man.

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Who has let the side down.

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Let's be fair.

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He's let his self down.

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He's let his family down.

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And he's become a mere shadow.

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Of his former self.

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A man.

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I was supposed to play.

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Inraptured.

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By his own ineptitude.

250
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:31,960
Stuart Chaffee.

251
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:32,960
Thank you very much.

252
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,980
I was supposed to have another game of chess with Tarmus.

253
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:40,960
Thank you very much.

254
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,360
Uh.

255
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:42,120
Stuart Chaffee.

256
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:42,720
Laptop Joe.

257
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,160
Any truth to umbrellas.

258
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,480
Ties to Borden and Mona.

259
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,520
You'll know what those fucking lads.

260
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,480
Are into.

261
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,140
Are about.

262
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:50,520
Because.

263
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,920
They've got their fingers in a lot of different pies.

264
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,060
Pie fingers.

265
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:55,720
I call them.

266
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,580
They go around to all the local bakeries.

267
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,880
Stocking up on.

268
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,940
Tarts and treats.

269
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,580
They bring them home.

270
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,480
And they just get their hands dirty.

271
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:07,380
What am I.

272
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,760
What goes on inside this fucking thing.

273
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,900
And how do we start it.

274
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:11,840
That's my question.

275
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,620
For the speed runners out there.

276
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:14,500
If there are any.

277
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,460
I don't think there are any.

278
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:17,840
Alright.

279
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,380
There's probably a machine outside.

280
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,460
Probably a machine outside.

281
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,180
I should have seen it on entrance.

282
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:32,340
And a big big thank you to Stephen Termini.

283
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,860
Thank you very much.

284
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:34,820
He's not a meanie.

285
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,680
He was the victim of meanies.

286
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,080
And.

287
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:38,580
Also.

288
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,860
The twist in the tale.

289
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,040
A lovely.

290
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,200
I was hoping that was going to go on for ten more minutes.

291
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:51,000
The twist in the tale about Termini is that his rocker sons.

292
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,100
Have been.

293
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,420
Apparently.

294
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,040
Taking those sweet.

295
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,800
Sweet Termini dollars.

296
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,300
And channeling it towards maybe.

297
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,200
Something else other than.

298
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,860
Stephen's well being.

299
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,440
We don't know the full story.

300
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,700
Let's wait until the movie comes out.

301
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,240
All I want to say is.

302
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,560
It's going to be a great film.

303
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,280
And also.

304
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:11,960
Yeah great.

305
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,680
He had great words to say about Westport.

306
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,380
Claire?

307
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,740
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Charlie.

308
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:17,740
What was that?

309
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:18,600
Bovine Joanie.

310
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,840
Thank you very much for that.

311
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,700
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Charlie.

312
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:22,040
Don't worry.

313
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,480
Don't worry little daughter of the monster.

314
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:24,460
It's just.

315
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,840
Just wait here.

316
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,160
It's just your father.

317
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,920
I will make sure you're safe from your father.

318
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,400
COVID-19.

319
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,220
COVID-19.

320
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:36,740
Thank you sir.

321
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,760
Hot Jaj.

322
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,620
Thank you very much.

323
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:45,620
Don't panic little girl.

324
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,200
It's just your father.

325
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,120
Who has turned into a fucking lunatic monster.

326
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,620
I will go and put a few rounds of explosives into him.

327
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:57,180
And we will get home safely after that.

328
00:20:59,000 --> 00:20:59,600
You know.

329
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,780
Some of the writing could have been better in the game.

330
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:05,600
I'm just positing my little two cents there as well.

331
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,140
Javelinch fox.

332
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:07,820
Thank you very much.

333
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,180
Here we go.

334
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,240
This is a lovely piece of business.

335
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,260
Fuck that one up.

336
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,000
Sorry about this.

337
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,440
I'm going to go.

338
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:25,240
I don't have.

339
00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,140
I don't have any herbs.

340
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,600
So I'm going to have to go with the rocket launcher.

341
00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:31,800
Sorry about that guys.

342
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,680
I was gearing up for a fucking rat-a-tat-tat.

343
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,040
You know.

344
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:35,960
The recoil.

345
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,800
Of the sub.

346
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:39,880
It's just.

347
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,260
I can't.

348
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,720
I'm going to have to just take him out with the rockets.

349
00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:46,320
Which is what I said I'd do in the beginning.

350
00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:46,980
So in a way.

351
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,060
At least I'm not lying.

352
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,040
I'm not going back.

353
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:56,180
That's it.

354
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,540
You'll get off this fucking ride if you know what's good for you.

355
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:00,560
Well done.

356
00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:06,220
I would definitely have gone to town with the sub.

357
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:13,900
Subway fucking foot long edition with hearty Italian bread.

358
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,720
I nearly pronounced it Italian then which is sacrosanct.

359
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,300
Probably a few jalapenos.

360
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:25,580
And toasted cheddar as well.

361
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,040
Thanks.

362
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:28,840
That guy.

363
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:30,920
Is toast.

364
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,100
The next time we see him.

365
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:32,620
RS.

366
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,040
Thank you very much for that.

367
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,600
The Renault Scenic.

368
00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:36,540
Or the Renault Sport.

369
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,220
The Renault Scenic.

370
00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,180
Thanks for your tip as well.

371
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,000
Hope you're doing well Francis.

372
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,480
Will you be playing the Resident Evil 4 DLC.

373
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,660
Or VR mode.

374
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,200
I won't be playing VR mode.

375
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,720
Because I haven't bought a headset.

376
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:50,860
And I don't believe there.

377
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,640
Can't justify the price.

378
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,500
Listen to this shit.

379
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,000
Act it.

380
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,260
I'm sure it'll keep you safe.

381
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:56,940
Wait here for me okay.

382
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,960
I'm going back to look for your mom.

383
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:00,800
Thanks Claire.

384
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,220
Even though I'm an only child.

385
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,520
Neither of my parents ever spent much time with me.

386
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,040
Because of their work.

387
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,720
But now that you're with me.

388
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:15,420
I finally have someone to rely upon.

389
00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:17,420
Sherry.

390
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,480
Right.

391
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,680
Right.

392
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,520
Let's do the business here.

393
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,240
Let's get out.

394
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,280
And get this guy.

395
00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:31,780
Vaporized.

396
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,160
Sorry it's your father.

397
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:33,800
Sherry.

398
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,900
But he needs.

399
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,260
To be taken down.

400
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:39,020
Five.

401
00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:39,740
Pegs.

402
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:40,340
Or six.

403
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,100
Not the standard two or three.

404
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,520
And Anguish Panda.

405
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,900
Thank you very much for the tip there.

406
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,420
And Javelinch Fox.

407
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,380
I've had Mark Commode.

408
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,100
Victorian Commode.

409
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:52,980
Where am I going here?

410
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:53,620
Where's the exit?

411
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,880
Where's the end game?

412
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,700
Where's the end product?

413
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:57,760
We down there?

414
00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:58,080
No.

415
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:05,440
Beautiful Foley work from none other than Dave Foley Productions.

416
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,360
Who does all his stuff in house.

417
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,880
He doesn't outsource it to anyone else.

418
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:10,600
The Japanese.

419
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,820
They outsourced the fucking work to him.

420
00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:14,400
Back in 1997.

421
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,140
And thank you very much there.

422
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,180
Mark Commode.

423
00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:19,420
Mark Commode.

424
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:20,440
Victorian Commode.

425
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,100
A timeless piece.

426
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:25,580
I'm not really surprised that you are enjoying that stuff.

427
00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:27,300
And it's still stuck in the head.

428
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,580
It's a great, great piece.

429
00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:32,740
I don't know what's going on here.

430
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:33,600
Okay.

431
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:33,720
Shoot.

432
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,280
Oops.

433
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:36,320
Oops.

434
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,700
What about the kid?

435
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,100
Kid's gone, Harry.

436
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,420
That was a bit of a fucking shit situation, wasn't it?

437
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,520
It'll be okay, Sherry.

438
00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,140
And then two minutes later.

439
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,560
Whisked away.

440
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,420
To a bad, bad place.

441
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,260
Hopefully she's okay.

442
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,800
Hopefully we hear from her at some point in the not too distant future.

443
00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:06,920
And that she's doing okay.

444
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,960
So this is a lovely little chest that we've got here.

445
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:18,620
It's a sensual piece that was added to the game by Yoshitori Hanamaku.

446
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:23,640
Who is a big fan of the Jaramkinu Prefecture.

447
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:28,800
And I wanted to say thanks very much, Haramaki, for everything you did and done.

448
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,080
This is a beautiful game.

449
00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:35,300
And I'm still playing it well beyond the scope of what you thought it would be played for.

450
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,380
And I've got a lot of mileage out of it.

451
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,680
And it's one of the biggest and fastest speedruns yet.

452
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,380
This side of Guinness.

453
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:46,820
So.

454
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,320
A lot to be happy for in that respect.

455
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,920
And this is another iconic piece of gameplay.

456
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:59,140
None other than the push-pull block.

457
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,640
And hopefully I haven't fucked it up here.

458
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:04,040
You have to leave it, I believe, on there.

459
00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:05,720
Then down we go.

460
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:16,440
I just can't wait to vaporize some assholes with the submachine gun.

461
00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:22,280
Which is why this green herb will really come in handy for me.

462
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,680
Where the fuck do I put this block now?

463
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,020
Here we go.

464
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:30,580
There's a goonie on the floor there.

465
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,700
And let's see what we can do with him.

466
00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:38,500
Not a lot to be done with that asshole.

467
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,200
But there is an ink ribbon.

468
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:47,220
A beautiful item which will yield saving progress to us.

469
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:49,760
It will give us the ability to save our progress.

470
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:53,860
And that's another fantastic element of this game.

471
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,060
The typewriter.

472
00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:57,020
They got all the noises and everything.

473
00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:58,760
They just nailed it.

474
00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:00,280
They nailed it to the fucking floor.

475
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,020
They nailed it to the wall.

476
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,540
And everybody thereafter had to go.

477
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:04,940
Yeah.

478
00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:05,980
They nailed it.

479
00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:08,180
We're just going to have to fucking live with that.

480
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,040
And the knowledge that we couldn't nail it as good as they nailed it.

481
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,000
And this is where it gets confusing for me.

482
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:25,320
I believe it's a situation where we utilize the push-pull technology which we have harnessed.

483
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:31,320
In order to get up onto a different level.

484
00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:32,980
I think it's one of these.

485
00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:36,640
This is very fast at the moment.

486
00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:41,560
If you're having a heart attack, I believe it's probably because of the speed run.

487
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,880
So please, please, please do take care as well.

488
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:50,180
If you're of a nervous disposition.

489
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,500
Wait a sec.

490
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,200
We don't want to box ourselves in here with the push-pull block technique.

491
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:56,960
We'll bring it over there.

492
00:27:57,380 --> 00:27:59,720
Don't give yourself a soft lock scenario.

493
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,980
And I think that it's up here.

494
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,740
Right underneath the next block.

495
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,000
Which will give us leverage.

496
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,120
We climb up and over and on.

497
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,660
And then up to the side.

498
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,680
And then we pick up something or do something else up there.

499
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,500
I'm not sure what.

500
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:29,760
Conrad01 in the chat says, take your motion sickness tablets and get those wristbands on.

501
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,480
Because shit is about to get fucking messy.

502
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,540
I added the last bit there to what you said, Conrad, in the chat.

503
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:37,820
Hope you don't mind.

504
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,120
I elaborated on what you said.

505
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:39,880
It's locked anyway.

506
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,720
We don't have the fucking key for that.

507
00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:47,440
So we need to go down on that little lift yoke.

508
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,420
And come back then.

509
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,280
Replete.

510
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,540
With the wonderment of key.

511
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,300
We have to go down on the lift.

512
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,220
To find the key.

513
00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:59,080
To open the door.

514
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,040
To get the herb.

515
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,040
To keep us alive.

516
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,480
To go further on then.

517
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,440
Get the gun.

518
00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:05,420
And shoot the baddie.

519
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,280
And kill the thing.

520
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,140
And open the door.

521
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,140
And find the fucking cell.

522
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,100
There's loads of things.

523
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,320
It's just like a constant string of things you have to do.

524
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,020
Which seems really fucking boring now.

525
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,020
If you think about what we're.

526
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,260
Fuck you.

527
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,500
Double liquors.

528
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,920
I wasn't even in the prime time killing mode there.

529
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,060
I should have got that going.

530
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:31,860
But there you go.

531
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,500
It was something.

532
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,060
It was.

533
00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:33,440
Hey.

534
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,620
It's not to be sniffed at.

535
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,240
It's definitely not to be sneezed at.

536
00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:39,200
You know.

537
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,460
Something to sing about anyway.

538
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,980
God knows we need something like that.

539
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,140
At this time.

540
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,080
And the way things are at the moment.

541
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:48,520
You know.

542
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,700
God knows we need a bit of humor.

543
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:53,500
These fucking.

544
00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:57,080
Days that we've got now.

545
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,620
Any chance of a dino crisis.

546
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,460
Dino emoji crisis stream.

547
00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:06,520
In the future.

548
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,040
I'd love to say I'd love to.

549
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:11,840
But I never.

550
00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:14,420
Had the love for the game.

551
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:15,800
Even when I played it back.

552
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:15,820
Even when I played it back.

553
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:17,300
On its original release.

554
00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:20,020
Just.

555
00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:20,760
It got.

556
00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:21,420
It was like.

557
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,500
This is going to be class.

558
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,580
It's going to be Resident Evil.

559
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:24,500
But with dinosaurs.

560
00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:27,320
But it just didn't deliver for me.

561
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:28,000
There was.

562
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,260
I think there was a lot of.

563
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:30,480
Pissing about.

564
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,640
In the menu.

565
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,940
Going into the menu system.

566
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:34,160
And.

567
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,020
I think.

568
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,300
Fucking around with the inventory.

569
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:38,660
I remember.

570
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:39,660
I remember.

571
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:39,660
I remember.

572
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:40,320
At one stage.

573
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:40,960
It was like.

574
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,400
Oh you need to stop the bleeding.

575
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,120
You're a hemophiliac.

576
00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:44,560
Or something.

577
00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:46,840
And this is the power room.

578
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,300
Now we've come.

579
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:50,280
To a sticky.

580
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:50,940
Sticky.

581
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:51,620
End.

582
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:52,100
At the moment.

583
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:53,740
I thought I'd just switch the power on.

584
00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:54,120
Down there.

585
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,680
But what I did do.

586
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,040
And what I'm willing to divulge.

587
00:30:58,300 --> 00:30:59,000
Is that this.

588
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,780
Is yet another one of my.

589
00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:02,260
Crazy strats.

590
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,040
That you don't know about yet.

591
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,020
And it's one of those as well.

592
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,460
That I sometimes forget to tell myself.

593
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:09,760
But it's.

594
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:10,840
It's sound.

595
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,460
There's nothing wrong with the speed run whatsoever.

596
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,140
We're moving at the pace that I find.

597
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,240
Comforting and sound.

598
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:19,420
And I believe Guinness.

599
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,300
Who just after texting in there.

600
00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:23,840
They say they love what I'm doing at the moment.

601
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,460
And that the pace looks set to become.

602
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,440
A real atom smasher.

603
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,040
Go back up.

604
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,800
Go back up.

605
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:34,560
Take the elevator.

606
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,560
There says Paul Nat 360.

607
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,260
I was just testing you guys.

608
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,960
Well within my.

609
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,380
Allotted time speed.

610
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,080
For the fucking.

611
00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,520
World record anyway.

612
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,540
And it's great just to have.

613
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,420
A few people there in the chat.

614
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:49,400
Who can.

615
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,700
Say stuff.

616
00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:53,460
But it's not really going to affect.

617
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,700
What I do on the screen.

618
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,440
But it's definitely going to say stuff.

619
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,220
And it's definitely going to keep me.

620
00:31:58,380 --> 00:31:59,020
Busy anyway.

621
00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:09,600
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

622
00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:10,960
Noel Kelly.

623
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:11,860
Thank you very much.

624
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:15,540
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

625
00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:20,620
And someone has just started fucking doing a bit of drilling.

626
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:25,660
Trying.

627
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,000
To gauge.

628
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,600
What level you're at.

629
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:40,720
Yeah.

630
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,500
It's back up.

631
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:43,880
Back up.

632
00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:44,400
Back up.

633
00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:45,240
Because it's on.

634
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:46,880
Drill Valentine.

635
00:32:47,060 --> 00:32:47,600
Thank you very much.

636
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,180
I believe that key.

637
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,780
Is back.

638
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,740
Where the fucking.

639
00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:56,220
Hang on.

640
00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:00,760
Where the.

641
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,420
Will you be rewetting the box minister.

642
00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:05,500
Grid rain.

643
00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:06,140
741.

644
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:06,840
Thank you very much.

645
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,380
I believe the key.

646
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,740
And I know for a fact.

647
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,340
It's by.

648
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:11,660
The machine.

649
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,740
That takes us.

650
00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:14,740
That little fucking train machine.

651
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:16,920
And then you have to light a flare.

652
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,540
And then the flare.

653
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,100
Yeah.

654
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,220
You get the key then.

655
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,660
But how in the fuck.

656
00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:24,980
Will I.

657
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:25,940
Do I get back there.

658
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,080
It's in the.

659
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,680
It's in the cold room.

660
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,740
Says Paul Nat 3.

661
00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:31,120
60.

662
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,020
Where's the fucking cold room.

663
00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:44,960
Willie Harald.

664
00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:45,560
Fact check.

665
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:46,500
Thank you very much.

666
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,360
Now we've a bit of confusion.

667
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,780
And consternation in the chat.

668
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,520
Wash ah.

669
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,200
Is asking cold room.

670
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,400
Or a cauldron.

671
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,660
I wonder if I've put it in a box.

672
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,340
Gabagool.

673
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:01,740
Gabagool.

674
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,300
Gabagool.

675
00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:04,740
Thank you so much.

676
00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:06,160
You are so kind.

677
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,340
And with that tip.

678
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,740
I will fly.

679
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:10,380
Like an eagle.

680
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:16,440
Maybe it's in here.

681
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,100
Master key.

682
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:19,160
Master key.

683
00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:25,720
No master key.

684
00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,060
Cold room.

685
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,900
And Paul Nat, you're telling me where the cold room is there.

686
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:35,340
Where exactly would that cold room be now?

687
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,100
If I...

688
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:46,560
No one gets out of here until fucking Paul tells me where we're going.

689
00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:49,060
New rule of the speed run.

690
00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:50,340
Paul in the chat.

691
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,660
Paul Nat 360 has become the new speed run master.

692
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,500
Sorry Liam Rogers.

693
00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:01,200
Apologies Aram Flood.

694
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,780
You have been superseded.

695
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,680
And there's a beautiful bit of steam being given off.

696
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:12,940
I don't know if you can hear that.

697
00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:22,160
The room with the frozen laboratory materials.

698
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,280
Where the fuck is that lads?

699
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,640
Because there's no way back.

700
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,460
When I left Sherry in that machine.

701
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:35,940
I basically...

702
00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:41,700
I left that platform for good.

703
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,760
There's no way to get this.

704
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:44,320
I think I'm soft locked now.

705
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,700
I'm happy with the bleed right now.

706
00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:58,400
What's this?

707
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,380
Iron smelting pool.

708
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,460
Employees only.

709
00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:05,380
Definitely not going to be something that I can use.

710
00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:05,920
Be careful.

711
00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:08,340
Thank you very much for the tips there lads.

712
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,120
And...

713
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,680
Grid rinse everyone.

714
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,180
If you speed run too fast.

715
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,140
It can get so messy.

716
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:16,580
It's quicker and less resource intensive to just jump in the shower.

717
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:17,620
Aram Flood.

718
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,320
Thank you very much.

719
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:19,440
Give you a wee tip.

720
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,740
With no shout out.

721
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,020
Any chance.

722
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,560
Of one this time.

723
00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:27,320
So I can be in the second year speed run.

724
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:28,140
Hmm.

725
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:29,620
I'll give you a shout out.

726
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,560
But I'd say I fucking...

727
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,000
I shouted you out already.

728
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,840
And you've got the wrong information pal.

729
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,600
If I'm wrong.

730
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,040
I'm going to have to eat my words on a fucking plate.

731
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,780
I don't know what shape or form that's going to take.

732
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,440
But you better bet your bottom dollar.

733
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,420
Your bottom dollar.

734
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:48,440
That you're betting with.

735
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:52,520
That that review will take place in due course.

736
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:54,180
And if I'm right.

737
00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:55,580
And I think I am.

738
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,480
There's going to be a lot of explaining to do on your half Aaron.

739
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:00,620
And if I'm wrong.

740
00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:04,680
There's going to be a lot of apologizing for me to do as well.

741
00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:05,640
I'm going to look stupid.

742
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,040
But I'm willing to go on record.

743
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,520
As saying I did.

744
00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:09,540
But thanks very much Aaron.

745
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:10,760
And Makui.

746
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,180
Thank you very much for your lovely tip there.

747
00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:15,580
Please now.

748
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,360
Your rhetoric will smother you.

749
00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:18,780
Please try a manifest.

750
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:21,920
The direction that I'm meant to take.

751
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,980
I know where I'm going.

752
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,360
I'm merely testing it out on ye.

753
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,400
The flood tribunal will find out whether or not.

754
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,160
I remembered.

755
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,100
Or realized.

756
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:33,260
Or said thank you to Aaron.

757
00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:34,860
Aaron.

758
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,780
I saw the fucking tip.

759
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,580
I'm sure I fucking said something.

760
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,680
Calendar man.

761
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,860
Thank you very much there for the tip as well.

762
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,120
Hope you're having a fantastic Friday.

763
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,760
The 15th of September.

764
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:47,940
Love the stream.

765
00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:49,420
We all do.

766
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:50,740
Well at least I do anyway.

767
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:51,580
And I gotta say.

768
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,760
Ian's World Party time.

769
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:54,540
Thank you.

770
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:55,180
Very.

771
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:55,760
Very.

772
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:56,620
Very much.

773
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:58,760
So.

774
00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:00,120
So we have to find.

775
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,220
A cool room.

776
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,500
The big elevator.

777
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:04,960
Press the elevator button.

778
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,560
On the right side of the door.

779
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,020
The big elevator.

780
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:10,820
There isn't a fucking big elevator.

781
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:11,180
Is there?

782
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,240
Is this?

783
00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:19,820
So now we've got gridrain 741.

784
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:21,040
Entering the fray.

785
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,320
Although it is a re-quotation.

786
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,740
Of Paul Nat's.

787
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:25,980
Original comment.

788
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:26,820
Which.

789
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,100
Obviously I missed.

790
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,020
During the whole flood tribunal debacle.

791
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,700
Thank you very much Aaron.

792
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:35,620
And also.

793
00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:36,500
Calendar man.

794
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,760
Ian's World Party.

795
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:40,600
Let's just have a little bit of banana here.

796
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,760
Because it's getting a little bit too out of hand.

797
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:43,480
Okay.

798
00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:54,900
Maybe even a finger of Kit Kat.

799
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:13,760
Okay.

800
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,100
No cold room there.

801
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:17,240
The big elevator here.

802
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,600
Is that the elevator you're on about?

803
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,540
Because I don't see any cold room.

804
00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:28,600
You're getting an education now.

805
00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:29,820
On what it's like.

806
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,860
To really fucking send it home.

807
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,660
Unless there's a door next to there.

808
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:37,400
That I didn't see.

809
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,380
Higgy Schmalls.

810
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,000
Thank you very much.

811
00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:55,280
This is a fucking cold room out there.

812
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,840
This is fucking outrageous lads.

813
00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:07,740
This is outrageous.

814
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,420
Some of the.

815
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,240
Some of the.

816
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,020
Just beside the door there.

817
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,220
Inside the elevator.

818
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,080
Oh yes.

819
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:18,520
Fucking.

820
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:18,620
Fucking.

821
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:19,680
And I.

822
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,000
I had to say guys.

823
00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:22,080
Well done for you.

824
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,140
For fucking saying that.

825
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,420
Even though I knew.

826
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,240
All along.

827
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,340
The way it was going.

828
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,620
And I also had another.

829
00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:29,860
Minute and a half.

830
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:30,380
To spare.

831
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:31,140
At the end of that.

832
00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:31,900
For the fucking.

833
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,120
Speed run.

834
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,600
Which you probably thought was illegal.

835
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,360
It's.

836
00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:36,920
It's.

837
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,640
It's on.

838
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,060
And we're getting ready.

839
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:40,680
These guys are a sorry.

840
00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:42,440
Fucking sight for sore eyes.

841
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,520
Let's clean up.

842
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,860
It's time to clean up.

843
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,060
The mess around this town.

844
00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:12,440
That's just nothing to me.

845
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,900
Another day in work.

846
00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:15,560
Another day in paradise.

847
00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,880
Give it to me on a plate lads.

848
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,820
Because I'm hungry as fuck.

849
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,460
And I'm ready to eat.

850
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:23,980
That's just.

851
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,420
That's just how we do things around here.

852
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:28,400
That's just how we do things.

853
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:31,820
There's one.

854
00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,820
There's one fella.

855
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,040
Who's left here.

856
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,980
He didn't read the memorandum I left.

857
00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:39,600
After the fucking blood pool there.

858
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:41,700
Drowning pool were in touch.

859
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:43,820
Matt Salinas.

860
00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,880
Thank you very much.

861
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:49,080
For your kind and beautiful tip.

862
00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:52,300
Thank you now.

863
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,920
Lads not getting the memo guys.

864
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,920
I just love to see the lads who don't get the memo.

865
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,920
Y'all ready for this?

866
00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:18,100
There was another one on the floor.

867
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:18,960
He was still.

868
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,660
He had a little bit of life left in him.

869
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,640
Let's just clean up here and make sure.

870
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:28,620
Slagathor.

871
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,780
Thank you very much.

872
00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:31,840
Just giving you 20 of the best.

873
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,840
For that kind hearted and generous.

874
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,300
Rip rip a runus.

875
00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:37,520
I don't know if you just tuned in Slagathor.

876
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:39,240
But you've witnessed.

877
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,500
Or you might have missed.

878
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,600
An absolute fucking blood bath.

879
00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,460
Submachine gun style.

880
00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:46,480
Also.

881
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:47,680
I gave.

882
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,320
Sherry Birkin's dad.

883
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,940
A taste of the blast blast machine.

884
00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:53,400
He got sad.

885
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,040
A little bit cry eyed.

886
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,340
And fucked off.

887
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,020
But I think he's still knocking around the place.

888
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,060
We're going to finish him.

889
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:01,060
In a big.

890
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:02,160
Big.

891
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,040
Nasty way.

892
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:05,600
And.

893
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,100
Thank you very much.

894
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,040
I saw.

895
00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:11,200
When I woke up.

896
00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:12,740
Today.

897
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,720
I saw it in the mentions.

898
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:15,480
In the algorithm.

899
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,020
Sorry.

900
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:16,440
It was.

901
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,120
Farage.

902
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,600
Latest episode.

903
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,340
And I just.

904
00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:24,560
Was.

905
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,520
I was clicking that.

906
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:26,680
Really fast.

907
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:27,660
As soon as I saw it.

908
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:28,600
Going please.

909
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,500
Please be an out and about.

910
00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:31,360
Where you're in a pub.

911
00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:32,900
And I clicked on it.

912
00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:33,640
It was from last night.

913
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:34,740
He did another.

914
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:36,260
Farage.

915
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,080
At large.

916
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:37,940
And.

917
00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:38,860
It was in.

918
00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:41,060
Some fucking clubhouse.

919
00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:41,700
But it looks.

920
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,200
Maybe not as good as the last one.

921
00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:45,420
Where it was a beer garden.

922
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:48,380
But I'm definitely going to watch that.

923
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:50,040
After this speed run has finished.

924
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,440
In case you're interested.

925
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,140
Thank you very much there for the tip.

926
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:54,980
Slagthor.

927
00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:56,260
Don't know if you'll be streaming next week.

928
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:56,960
But could you give.

929
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,800
An early birthday shout out.

930
00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,760
To Double D.

931
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,880
Dara Dermody.

932
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,740
Who will be turning into a fossil.

933
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:03,900
Next Saturday.

934
00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:05,980
Thank you very much for the tip.

935
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:07,060
And happy birthday.

936
00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:09,540
Dara Dermody.

937
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:11,860
Now.

938
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:13,940
We've Dermody.

939
00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:14,800
Dised ourselves.

940
00:44:16,140 --> 00:44:17,520
A bit of Dermatitis.

941
00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:19,340
We found.

942
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,720
A room that could.

943
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:21,940
House.

944
00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:22,800
Or yield.

945
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,460
The master key.

946
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:25,440
Which we have been.

947
00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:25,940
Fucking.

948
00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:26,580
Wanting.

949
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,320
And craving.

950
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,380
For so long.

951
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:29,180
Men.

952
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,140
Have fought.

953
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,220
Wars over it.

954
00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:32,220
And.

955
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,940
People have gone hungry.

956
00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:35,080
About it.

957
00:44:35,820 --> 00:44:36,100
Ye.

958
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,120
Have gone hungry.

959
00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:37,880
For speed.

960
00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:39,420
Speed demons.

961
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,260
Well I want to tell you.

962
00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:41,940
Right here.

963
00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:42,620
And right now.

964
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:43,820
I'm ready to.

965
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,160
Provide the speed.

966
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,760
That you've been craving.

967
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:47,920
For so long.

968
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,840
And you're watching it.

969
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:50,360
Right now.

970
00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:51,440
It's going into your eyes.

971
00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:54,380
And it's.

972
00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:54,960
It's beautiful.

973
00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:57,700
Let's stick that in the box.

974
00:44:58,300 --> 00:44:59,160
I think I'm happy.

975
00:44:59,260 --> 00:44:59,980
With putting the.

976
00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:01,160
The blaster in the box.

977
00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:01,800
Right now.

978
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,480
I'm going to keep myself.

979
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,260
Occupied with the submachine gun.

980
00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:07,120
And maybe even stick.

981
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,640
Another herb.

982
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,420
Into the mega mix.

983
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,240
Inventory.

984
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,540
Scenario screen.

985
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,080
That I've got going here.

986
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:14,660
Another.

987
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:15,860
Lovely herb.

988
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,380
Might even mix those guys up.

989
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:18,960
Just.

990
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,140
To do that.

991
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,360
Combine.

992
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:22,100
Combine.

993
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:22,740
Beautiful.

994
00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:23,740
Herb.

995
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,460
Mega mix.

996
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,380
This is what you want.

997
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,060
With your herbs.

998
00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:27,560
This is what you want to do.

999
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:27,800
Now.

1000
00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:29,180
Regarding.

1001
00:45:31,180 --> 00:45:32,340
The master key.

1002
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,260
It might not be in this room.

1003
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,420
But it might be over by the fucking.

1004
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,000
Yoke.

1005
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,200
The machine.

1006
00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:43,140
Over here.

1007
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:43,140
Over here.

1008
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:49,880
No.

1009
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,300
It's not.

1010
00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:53,260
It's in the cold room.

1011
00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:53,520
Okay.

1012
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:53,680
Yeah.

1013
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:54,360
We got told that.

1014
00:45:54,420 --> 00:45:55,560
We got told it's in the cold room.

1015
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,580
Even though I know exactly where it's going.

1016
00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:57,900
Obviously.

1017
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,560
I don't have to keep repeating myself here.

1018
00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:01,220
Main shaft.

1019
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,260
This is where we're going down.

1020
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,020
The main shaft.

1021
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:17,200
Birkin has a Zurich policy.

1022
00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:17,940
Cold room.

1023
00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:18,640
LOL.

1024
00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:22,380
Breaker breaker 195.

1025
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,100
We need to get a main fuse.

1026
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,000
For that.

1027
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:26,680
Main.

1028
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:27,140
Repeat.

1029
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:28,320
Main fuse.

1030
00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:28,840
For that.

1031
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:39,980
Was there any way of getting the bloody.

1032
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,400
Cold room.

1033
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:44,880
Key.

1034
00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,440
Before you get to this part.

1035
00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,000
I believe this is the correct way.

1036
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:56,320
Paul.

1037
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,040
Nat 360.

1038
00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:58,340
Oh.

1039
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:58,780
Here we go.

1040
00:46:58,780 --> 00:47:04,660
There's a master key there.

1041
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:05,140
On the bloody.

1042
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,420
On the side house.

1043
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,080
The liquors are after you.

1044
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,300
There's no liquors in here.

1045
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,220
I think it's just.

1046
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,300
Photosynthesized mad plants.

1047
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:18,300
Bit of this.

1048
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,420
Pure fucking little shop of horrors.

1049
00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,480
Rick Moranis.

1050
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,480
That's the lab card key.

1051
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,400
That's the lab card key.

1052
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,860
It's not even the master key.

1053
00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:42,960
Temporary user registration for the culture experiment room.

1054
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,360
Username.

1055
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:46,480
Guest.

1056
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:47,640
Password none.

1057
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:49,840
Valid for 24 hours by the way.

1058
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,340
Believe they tried to catch us out.

1059
00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:54,720
I believe they tried to catch us out with the password none.

1060
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,440
And you're not putting in a password for a while.

1061
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,080
And then you remember.

1062
00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:00,320
It is literally none.

1063
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,180
Laboratory security manual.

1064
00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:06,040
The laboratory security manual.

1065
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:08,680
Security measures in case of an emergency.

1066
00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:11,560
The instance of uncontainable.

1067
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:18,620
biohazardous breakout, all security measures will be directed toward the underground facility.

1068
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,200
Transport facility, I beg your pardon.

1069
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:31,560
In the instance that any abnormalities are detected among cargo and transit, all materials

1070
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:40,620
will automatically be transported from the loading zone to the designated high-speed train,

1071
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:48,300
at which point all materials will be isolated and disposed of immediately.

1072
00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:57,700
In the instance of a Class 1 emergency, the entire train will be purged and disposed of without delay.

1073
00:48:57,700 --> 00:49:04,880
In the instance that the lab itself becomes contaminated, the northernmost route currently used to transport

1074
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:11,020
materials to and from the facility will be designated. As the emergency escapes,

1075
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:17,280
route, this route will secure passage to the relay point outside the city limits. Disclosure...

1076
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:32,540
about any information regarding the research conducted here, or the existence of this facility, is strictly prohibited.

1077
00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:42,800
It's top priority, okay? We need to keep all this research classified. Escape access may be denied.

1078
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:53,060
Under certain extenuating circumstances, okay? We'll talk to you later. We'll see you later. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye.

1079
00:49:53,060 --> 00:50:04,320
You guys know anything about that cone that just got dropped.

1080
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,320
Good.

1081
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:11,580
Good. Shit ain't easy around this town. We got four bad-looking hombres.

1082
00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:15,840
Fun times over guys. Get the fuck down. Where's your son?

1083
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,100
You got any identification? Don't resist. Where's your goddamn son?

1084
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,100
You need backup. It's getting hot down here.

1085
00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:26,360
Don't move, buddy. Tell me where your goddamn son is. He's got a piece.

1086
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,360
I just killed one of those ballards, Joey.

1087
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,360
I saw him reaching for something.

1088
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:36,360
Okay, Essays. You use this machine? Yeah, it spins nice. Talking to you, kid. Stay quiet.

1089
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:42,360
Where's the fabric softener? He's got a piece. Put away the gun. I just dropped another one. Oh shit. Stay there.

1090
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:55,620
White stripe. Nice. What about this guy? Put away the gun now. You fucking cone. I just killed another goddamn cone. I know what the fuck is wrong with me. You crazy motherfucker, Bowie.

1091
00:50:55,620 --> 00:51:25,600
And we are back and the final finger of Kit Kat has been well and truly demolished. There's no more chocolate left in the packet. It was only a small little one, but it's really packed a punch.

1092
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:31,240
And the console says, Anti-BOW gas sprinkler. Will you turn it on? I will turn it on.

1093
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:36,760
That's lovely.

1094
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,300
And that has probably done a lot of deep, deep damage.

1095
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,840
Oh yeah, you use the lighter and that'll fucking set this guy on fire, is it?

1096
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:55,580
I think I need to go and get the...

1097
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:58,860
and light that gasoline. I'm not sure if that's the case.

1098
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:02,920
Not sure if that's the case.

1099
00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:06,160
But we'll... we'll venture out there and have a look anyway.

1100
00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:09,140
Do-do-do-do-do.

1101
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,240
The music has kicked up another notch now.

1102
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:14,320
Oh.

1103
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:44,300
That sound... of the metal grid underfoot... is quite, quite alarming and endearing.

1104
00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:49,100
and sensual as well. We've used the lab card key and that's going to really bring us into a new realm.

1105
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,480
I'm not particularly too sure.

1106
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:54,940
Fuck.

1107
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,600
That's probably going to be a poisonous scenario, you fucking ass.

1108
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:11,500
Come to Papa.

1109
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:11,520
Come to Papa.

1110
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:11,580
Papa.

1111
00:53:11,580 --> 00:53:15,300
Papa's got a brand new sack.

1112
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:25,020
chunky kick cats

1113
00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:29,980
cool oh fuck he had a little bit of sass left in him the prick

1114
00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:33,480
activator vam for base vaccine synthesis

1115
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,380
that's something we're gonna have to get to grips with at some stage i'm not

1116
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:40,500
particularly too sure whether or not we're gonna be doing any vat synthesis

1117
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:44,320
right now vat returns in the middle of a fucking bio warfare scenario

1118
00:53:44,320 --> 00:54:08,080
the revenue on your back not sure here now oh just a bit of finishing after that's

1119
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:13,340
turned that's given us a little bit of light because without light there cannot be site

1120
00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:20,940
and we have found ourselves a pretty pretty plethora of items here which we can indulge ourselves in

1121
00:54:20,940 --> 00:54:27,720
will you take the g rounds nah not bothered and i'll i'll leave that there

1122
00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:36,220
i've turned on the lights there paul don't know if you've seen but uh i turned them on but there

1123
00:54:36,220 --> 00:54:43,820
doesn't seem to be anything else pick up able for me inside here

1124
00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:51,420
and those steps those footsteps chilling

1125
00:54:51,420 --> 00:55:05,900
definitely can't see anything else here i'm sure you definitely let me know paul

1126
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:11,020
you wouldn't let me walk away empty-handed anyway so i'm gonna hit the road we'll talk to you

1127
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:18,620
we'll talk to you

1128
00:55:18,620 --> 00:55:36,060
The shutter is sealed firmly in place. And this is where we head to the cold room now. Cold storage room. A lot of bad creeps in here that have been keeping themselves chilly-willy.

1129
00:55:41,380 --> 00:56:01,740
Let's get that Ada Wong spray there. That's lovely. That's going into the backpack for later. That's gonna make sure, ensure and enshrine our clean bill of health. A control box used for super low temperature experiments. I could set the superconductor fuse here if I had a fuse case.

1130
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,960
Unfortunately, it's not something we carry around with us.

1131
00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:24,640
I forgot about that bottle there. Is that something? There we go. That's something. That's a fuse case. We can put that in the machine. This is brilliant. It's like one plus one equals two sort of business.

1132
00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:40,380
Adebola shank. Thank you very much.

1133
00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:45,600
Stone him! Stone him! Stone him!

1134
00:56:47,660 --> 00:56:50,340
A lovely mechanical wonder. It went like this.

1135
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:56,200
Vooooooot! Vooooot! Vooooot! Vooooot!

1136
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,780
Vooooot! Vooooot! Vooooot!

1137
00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:02,580
Vooooot! Vooooot! Vooooot!

1138
00:57:02,580 --> 00:57:04,500
Vooooot!

1139
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,500
Vooooot!

1140
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,380
Beautiful animation.

1141
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:10,380
Will you take the main fuse? Nah.

1142
00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:14,020
Just leave it. See ya!

1143
00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:20,380
Of course, I'm just messing with you. We need that fuse to progress in the game. We'll take it.

1144
00:57:20,380 --> 00:57:24,980
And run with the prize. Run with the goods.

1145
00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:39,980
Back to the fucking VAT return warehouse. The revenue have laid out a beautiful graphical GUI user interface. Which we're going to utilize?

1146
00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:45,620
In a big way.

1147
00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:51,260
Although the fuse case. No, I think you put the fuse in the main sellout in the building. That's not gonna...

1148
00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:53,260
Fuse isn't gonna go in here.

1149
00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:56,900
If you went, if you tried to do it. If you tried to do it, it'd refuse it.

1150
00:57:56,900 --> 00:58:02,540
Exactly. You need vaccine.

1151
00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:08,180
I'm gonna go in here.

1152
00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:13,820
This is exactly why I put the suit on.

1153
00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:17,460
We're gonna go in here.

1154
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:18,100
Just tuned in.

1155
00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:18,740
tuned in.

1156
00:58:18,740 --> 00:58:21,740
Is Tommy doing the instant replay?

1157
00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:24,380
Unfortunately, Tommy can't be with us at the moment.

1158
00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:28,020
But we're doing everything we can to make sure he returns safely.

1159
00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:31,020
A huge breaker system that regulates all the power.

1160
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:33,660
Let's stick the main fuse in there, lads.

1161
00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:34,660
Sector 7G.

1162
00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:36,660
Thank you very much.

1163
00:58:36,660 --> 00:58:48,340
you very much a lovely bit of fuselage in there a beautiful bit of fuselage so once that has been

1164
00:58:48,340 --> 00:58:59,260
done then we return back maybe in yet here we go backwards we quite possibly managed to find

1165
00:58:59,260 --> 00:59:06,220
ourselves a master key another game of chess with Thomas I was supposed to play another I was supposed

1166
00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:14,580
to play another game of chess with Thomas thank you very much there Omni 619 very very kind of you

1167
00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:18,340
there I hope you're getting on well I might just throw in a Farage just to keep wet your whistle

1168
00:59:18,340 --> 00:59:24,220
until we watch the last night's edition of Farage at large

1169
00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:34,960
it is

1170
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,960
it is

1171
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:49,700
yeah

1172
00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:58,700
Do you believe him everybody?

1173
00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:05,700
Do you believe him?

1174
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:12,700
Do you believe him?

1175
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:34,700
The shutter is sealed firmly in place. Thank you very much there Nigel Fuselage.

1176
01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:43,700
You're kind-hearted and generous, generous gift of tip. The tip of gift. The gift of life.

1177
01:00:43,700 --> 01:00:46,700
The gift of life. Thank you very much.

1178
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:53,700
We have ourselves a lovely bit of power routed to the laboratory which we're in at the moment.

1179
01:00:53,700 --> 01:01:03,700
What does it mean for us going forward? I know that we need to pick up a lighter so that we can take control of that beast there.

1180
01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:05,700
So back out we go.

1181
01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:17,700
This is a strategy known as going into the wrong room for the sake of it because you know well for a fact you're gonna walk away with the goods anyway.

1182
01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:22,700
Electric Ireland is after you. Thanks Eric for reminding me about that.

1183
01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:38,700
I got a text message during the week saying they were gonna call and when they called I missed the call. And God have mercy on my soul if I've missed an important message from them.

1184
01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:47,700
All I heard in the news is that the prices are going down for their fucking stuff as is the case with all the suppliers.

1185
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:56,700
But at the same time what does that really mean because they were fucking sky high in the beginning anyway. Is it gonna be a meaningful change?

1186
01:01:56,700 --> 01:02:02,700
Because if not I'd rather they just fucking took their phone call elsewhere. I don't want to hear from them.

1187
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:10,700
Not that I need any heating inside this fucking suit.

1188
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:22,700
We put that in crib. We got the in crib. We don't need any. We got the lighter. We put the lighter in there and keep the lighter on us at all times. Just in case. I don't think you need that.

1189
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:25,700
Or I'm gonna just say I need it.

1190
01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:35,700
Where the fuck is this key lads?

1191
01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:42,700
I wonder if I have to go back upstairs do I?

1192
01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:45,700
Back up to the main lodge.

1193
01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:48,700
Although it's been told. It's been foretold to us.

1194
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:51,700
That there is a cold room situation.

1195
01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:54,700
Shari?

1196
01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:55,700
Shari?

1197
01:02:56,700 --> 01:02:57,700
Where is she?

1198
01:02:58,700 --> 01:02:59,700
50 Cent.

1199
01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:02,700
Has control of her.

1200
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:08,700
We need to go out to the fucking Afghanistan to find him in that game that he made for the PS3.

1201
01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:10,700
I wonder if that's worth a stream.

1202
01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:12,700
I mean I've seen that it's.

1203
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:16,700
An all out third person action shooter.

1204
01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:18,700
But uh.

1205
01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,700
I wonder if.

1206
01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:20,700
Like.

1207
01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:21,700
How does the story.

1208
01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:23,700
How does it even get to Afghanistan?

1209
01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:24,700
Was it a joke?

1210
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:26,700
Even from 50 Cent?

1211
01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:28,700
And his side of the bargain?

1212
01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:30,700
Or was it a serious piece?

1213
01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:35,700
Please can you play Metal Gear Solid?

1214
01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:37,700
You know that I want to play that game.

1215
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:38,700
It just.

1216
01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:40,700
Annoyed the fuck out of me.

1217
01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:43,700
Too much to play on stream.

1218
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:46,700
And you know that it'll be one of those reading.

1219
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:48,700
It's like a reading class.

1220
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:50,700
Although I have to say.

1221
01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:53,700
I played Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty.

1222
01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:56,700
HD edition there recently enough.

1223
01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:58,700
On my own time.

1224
01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:00,700
And uh.

1225
01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:03,700
It's aged remarkably well in the graphics department.

1226
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:06,700
The story of course is.

1227
01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:08,700
Ridiculous.

1228
01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:10,700
And uh.

1229
01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:12,700
Overindulgent.

1230
01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:14,700
And it's tripe filled.

1231
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:16,700
But.

1232
01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:19,700
It does have some funny moments.

1233
01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:20,700
There's some.

1234
01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:21,700
Weird.

1235
01:04:21,700 --> 01:04:24,700
Bewildering storylines going on there as well.

1236
01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:25,700
In the uh.

1237
01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:26,700
The whole fucking.

1238
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,700
Prophecy about a digitized.

1239
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:29,700
Future.

1240
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:30,700
Which I knew even at the time.

1241
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:31,700
I thought.

1242
01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:32,700
That's something in that.

1243
01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,700
There's something there.

1244
01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:34,700
He's.

1245
01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:36,700
He's touching on something there.

1246
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:38,700
And uh.

1247
01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,700
It makes more sense now than ever I suppose.

1248
01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:43,700
But regarding this.

1249
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:45,700
Regarding the matter at hand.

1250
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:47,700
Regarding the speed run.

1251
01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:48,700
I just.

1252
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:49,700
I just.

1253
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:51,700
I just wanna know where I'm going right now.

1254
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:55,700
That's all I wanna know guys.

1255
01:04:58,700 --> 01:04:59,700
I can't wait till we.

1256
01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:01,700
We're sitting on the beach.

1257
01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:04,700
Looking at the fucking end credits of the game.

1258
01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:08,700
Flicking on a bit of Farage.

1259
01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:10,700
And going 90.

1260
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:16,700
Special Forces Fox.

1261
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:17,700
Fox.

1262
01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,700
Foxhound.

1263
01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:19,700
Speaking of weird and bewildering.

1264
01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:21,700
Wouldn't mind a return to deadly premonition.

1265
01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:22,700
All in good time.

1266
01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:24,700
Thank you very much.

1267
01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:24,700
Yes.

1268
01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:26,700
I'd like to play that as well.

1269
01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:27,700
Started playing the second one.

1270
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:29,700
Which is more of a kinda.

1271
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:30,700
It feels as though it's.

1272
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:32,700
Uh.

1273
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:33,700
More text based.

1274
01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:34,700
Just.

1275
01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:36,700
Point and clicky.

1276
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:37,700
Than the first game.

1277
01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:38,700
Although there is.

1278
01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:40,700
You do get on a skateboard and go around the city.

1279
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:41,700
Which is massive.

1280
01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:49,700
Just gonna quickly scan through there to see if.

1281
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:51,700
Uh.

1282
01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:52,700
I've been.

1283
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:53,700
I've missed any.

1284
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,700
Messages which tell me exactly what to do here.

1285
01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:57,700
Even though.

1286
01:05:57,700 --> 01:05:59,700
I know full well what I'm at.

1287
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:01,700
No.

1288
01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:03,700
There doesn't seem to be anything there at all.

1289
01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:04,700
Now.

1290
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:05,700
Quite a shame as well.

1291
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,700
I mean.

1292
01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:07,700
It's.

1293
01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:08,700
It's actually bewildering.

1294
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:12,700
To be honest.

1295
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:17,700
I thought I would have competition rivals.

1296
01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:20,700
Waiting.

1297
01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:22,700
To see if I'd fail.

1298
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,700
And it's.

1299
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:28,700
Lo and behold.

1300
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:31,700
I've done a good good.

1301
01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:33,700
And that's going to reveal.

1302
01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:35,700
I think a ladder or something.

1303
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:36,700
Which will.

1304
01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:37,700
Allow us to.

1305
01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:38,700
Get through that.

1306
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:40,700
Fucking shaft or something.

1307
01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:41,700
Or there'll be a key there.

1308
01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:42,700
Or some shite.

1309
01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:43,700
I don't know.

1310
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:44,700
You can put yourself through a shaft.

1311
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:45,700
Great.

1312
01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:46,700
Doesn't show.

1313
01:06:46,700 --> 01:06:47,700
We're climbing into the shaft.

1314
01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:53,700
Okay.

1315
01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:54,700
It's lick out time.

1316
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:55,700
Get to sleep.

1317
01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:56,700
And don't wake up.

1318
01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:57,700
Because the sandman is here.

1319
01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,700
That's okay.

1320
01:06:58,700 --> 01:06:59,700
That's done there.

1321
01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:00,700
We've done that.

1322
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:01,700
We've nothing else to pick up inside this.

1323
01:07:01,700 --> 01:07:02,700
That's locked.

1324
01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:03,700
You unlocked it.

1325
01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:04,700
Take the ink ribbon.

1326
01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:05,700
Might as well.

1327
01:07:05,700 --> 01:07:06,700
Add that to the fucking.

1328
01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:07,700
Scenario.

1329
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:08,700
Put that herb inside us.

1330
01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:09,700
It gives us a few more slots in the inventory.

1331
01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:10,700
Does people in the chat telling you where to go.

1332
01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:11,700
Void the speed run.

1333
01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:12,700
You would think so.

1334
01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:13,700
But I'm not using that in the inventory.

1335
01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:14,700
I'm not using that in the inventory.

1336
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:15,700
I'm not using that in the inventory.

1337
01:07:15,700 --> 01:07:16,700
I'm not using that in the inventory.

1338
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:17,700
I'm not using that in the inventory.

1339
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:18,700
I'm not using that in the inventory.

1340
01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:19,700
I'm not using that in the inventory.

1341
01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:20,700
I'm not using that in the inventory.

1342
01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:21,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1343
01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:22,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1344
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:23,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1345
01:07:23,700 --> 01:07:24,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1346
01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:25,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1347
01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:26,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1348
01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:27,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1349
01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:28,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1350
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:29,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1351
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:30,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1352
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:31,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1353
01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:32,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1354
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1355
01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:34,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1356
01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:35,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1357
01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:36,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1358
01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:37,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1359
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:38,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1360
01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:39,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1361
01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:40,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1362
01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:41,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1363
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:42,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1364
01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:43,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1365
01:07:43,700 --> 01:07:44,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1366
01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:45,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1367
01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:46,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1368
01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:47,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1369
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:48,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1370
01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:49,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1371
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:50,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1372
01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1373
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:52,700
I'm using that in the inventory.

1374
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:58,700
It is a sad and sorry sight to see people not knowing where they're meant to be going in this fucking game.

1375
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:06,700
And what's more to the point, not telling me where I should be going in order to get this thing done faster,

1376
01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:10,700
even though exactly I know the route again.

1377
01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:11,700
I know it.

1378
01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:14,700
I shouldn't have to be fucking repeating myself.

1379
01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:17,700
I shouldn't have to be spoon feeding you.

1380
01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:19,700
Okay.

1381
01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:21,700
For God's sake.

1382
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:24,700
Watch out.

1383
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:25,700
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1384
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,700
We'll get out.

1385
01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:30,700
Bit of a freeze there on the thing.

1386
01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:32,700
So what happened there?

1387
01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:33,700
We turned that fucking thing off.

1388
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:34,700
That's going to...

1389
01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:44,700
That's going to open up another sequestered pair of asshats who've been left to rot.

1390
01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:45,700
And they're puking.

1391
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:46,700
Don't worry.

1392
01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:49,700
We can back away fast.

1393
01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:53,700
And Ada Wong them from afar.

1394
01:08:53,700 --> 01:09:02,700
You're not Wong now.

1395
01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:03,700
Francis streams.

1396
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700
The only ones that have continuous assessment of the audience.

1397
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700
Indeed, it is a popular facet.

1398
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700
Of the streams.

1399
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700
That I keep everyone on their toes.

1400
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700
Ah.

1401
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:04,700
Fucking nearly ripped the groin of my mouth.

1402
01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:05,700
I'm not.

1403
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:06,700
I'm not.

1404
01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:07,700
I'm not.

1405
01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:13,020
Francis streams the only ones that have continuous assessment of the audience

1406
01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:20,420
indeed it is a popular facet of the streams that I keep everyone on their toes

1407
01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:33,420
fucking nearly ripped the groin of myself there

1408
01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:39,900
lovely game of groin ball

1409
01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:47,920
need to practice the high kicks

1410
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:53,780
just get out there during the day and fucking give it a lash you know

1411
01:09:53,780 --> 01:09:59,360
infinite ammo is cheating apparently according to Welshnaut

1412
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:08,360
I really I really really feel sorry for that point of view Welshnaut I really do

1413
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:29,840
do.

1414
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:59,820
You can clearly see that I'm not benefiting from the infinite ammo. Beautiful s- OH! Two of the bastards, and a third one in the back as well. Disgusting. Look at the face on that guy. Look at his torch.

1415
01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:29,800
Richard Schmeigl face. Can we hone in on that please? Any chance we can enhance there please? Can we enhance on the Schmeigl? Thank you. Absolute Schmeigality of it. Schmeihall Buble. Fuckin' Schmeichl. Fuckin' Fassbender. Peter Schmeichl.

1416
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:43,420
Peter Schmigel. Schmiggy Schmalls. We can just re-resize the window there please. Thank

1417
01:11:43,420 --> 01:11:52,260
you. There we go. And that is our section called Let's Laugh at the Dead Lickers Face.

1418
01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:59,620
It's a popular concept and it won awards with the fans the last time around we did this

1419
01:11:59,620 --> 01:12:05,080
on the Leon scenario which I'm quite happy with as a scenario I think it was a great fucking

1420
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:16,360
scenario probably did it four years ago now maybe to maybe 2019 if I was to guess I'd say February March

1421
01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:25,500
2019 I'd say I'd say it could be fucking 2018 could be like December November December 2018

1422
01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:54,960
but let's not get too hung up on the details here let's take that laboratory map and then run around the clock here save the game just in case give yourself another space in the inventory and let's move on at pace we know that we've got a password to put into a computer in the next room fun and games a lot going on stay with us it's all coming up here on the Claire burn scenario speedrun.

1423
01:12:55,320 --> 01:13:02,320
edition of Rizodent Evo or as it's known in Japan.

1424
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:26,320
And that was my Japanese again that I've been learning finessing all day in order for this very moment wanting to perform to the best of my abilities and also give credence and respect as we see pupa after pupa fallen down from the ceiling larvae.

1425
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:38,380
And this is the moth from Silence of the Lambs, everybody.

1426
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:39,860
Silence of the Lambs.

1427
01:13:46,980 --> 01:13:48,740
That's his lamb silenced.

1428
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,920
We got another cup of pupa there.

1429
01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,460
Stick those guys down.

1430
01:13:54,460 --> 01:13:55,840
Will he operate the computer?

1431
01:13:55,980 --> 01:13:56,460
I will do.

1432
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:56,980
I will do.

1433
01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:58,920
And we've got a lovely interface here.

1434
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,980
It's a Rodem system version 5.0.

1435
01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:04,800
Probably some kind of Mac clone from back in the day.

1436
01:14:05,460 --> 01:14:08,580
We've got the experiment room staff where the username.

1437
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:10,660
What have we got, guys?

1438
01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:11,880
What have we got for the username?

1439
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,960
I know the password is none.

1440
01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:15,720
So the username.

1441
01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:17,720
Let's hit it there.

1442
01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:19,180
Let's hit it there.

1443
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:22,700
Let's hit it.

1444
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:28,660
Guest.

1445
01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:28,660
Guest.

1446
01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:28,740
Guest.

1447
01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:29,660
Thank you very much.

1448
01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:34,940
And that's a lovely noise as well.

1449
01:14:34,940 --> 01:14:39,500
Each key comes with this beautiful, beautiful sound.

1450
01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:42,700
Register the fingerprint now.

1451
01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:44,840
That's great.

1452
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:51,740
How is it registering a fingerprint of someone who isn't logged in on the system and now we have to...

1453
01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:53,920
So we've got 24 hours.

1454
01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:54,220
Okay.

1455
01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:55,680
There was no password.

1456
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:58,900
And there's nothing else to pick up here.

1457
01:14:59,980 --> 01:15:01,440
Just a few of these bad boys.

1458
01:15:04,220 --> 01:15:05,300
Doesn't even do anything.

1459
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:05,680
I...

1460
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:06,160
I...

1461
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:10,380
Have a vague recollection that you could shoot those...

1462
01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:13,340
Pulsating sacks down off the ceiling.

1463
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:15,920
Into a fucking pupa mess.

1464
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,820
Take that red.

1465
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:27,080
Stick that there.

1466
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:29,680
Combine it in a moment or two.

1467
01:15:38,420 --> 01:15:41,600
Interpreting the fucking door opening animation there.

1468
01:15:42,060 --> 01:15:42,380
If I...

1469
01:15:42,380 --> 01:15:42,680
I...

1470
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:44,340
I could open it if I had a key.

1471
01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:44,580
Hey.

1472
01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:48,400
I believe there's only probably a can of aid spray in it anyway.

1473
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:49,900
It's not really going to do any...

1474
01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:51,940
Any big difference to us.

1475
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:52,420
Look at this.

1476
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,340
It's a sad state of affairs.

1477
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:03,760
Get off you fucking...

1478
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:05,080
Prick.

1479
01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:25,140
Beautiful stuff.

1480
01:16:27,860 --> 01:16:29,660
That really was made.

1481
01:16:31,340 --> 01:16:32,700
Oh, she's pained out of it now.

1482
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,900
That would have been absolutely pathetic.

1483
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,600
If I'd have been fucking taken down.

1484
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:41,700
I think it's time to retire the submachine gun and bring out the big boys.

1485
01:16:42,540 --> 01:16:44,420
I'm talking the cold python.

1486
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:46,880
Interspersed.

1487
01:16:48,340 --> 01:16:50,980
With sporadic and beautiful touches.

1488
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:53,520
Of none other.

1489
01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:54,800
And look at that.

1490
01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:56,780
It's a beautiful P room key.

1491
01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:58,740
None other.

1492
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,200
Than the rocket.

1493
01:17:01,780 --> 01:17:02,180
Launcher.

1494
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:02,960
Ladies and gentlemen.

1495
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:03,660
The rocket.

1496
01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:06,020
Launcher.

1497
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:07,180
That's coming up.

1498
01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:07,800
Don't go away.

1499
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:08,340
Don't miss it.

1500
01:17:08,380 --> 01:17:09,180
You don't want to miss it.

1501
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,020
What kind of experiments have been performed here?

1502
01:17:14,340 --> 01:17:15,780
Just taking a moment to...

1503
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:18,480
Think about stuff when you're in this fucking room.

1504
01:17:19,860 --> 01:17:21,900
We've got a P key. We move that.

1505
01:17:22,140 --> 01:17:24,320
We move over here. Is there anything we need to use this?

1506
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,120
Vaccine research. Great.

1507
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:27,560
We have to come back here in a bit.

1508
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,560
And put a fucking vial in there.

1509
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:37,720
Various chemicals.

1510
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:40,060
Any experiments? Don't think so.

1511
01:17:41,940 --> 01:17:43,340
Bone alone.

1512
01:17:43,340 --> 01:17:43,440
Bone.

1513
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,920
I doubt that key is used for that.

1514
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:54,320
Check that.

1515
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,240
Check that key anyway.

1516
01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:58,060
Looks unique.

1517
01:17:58,780 --> 01:18:00,320
Now I can access the power room.

1518
01:18:01,060 --> 01:18:01,360
Hmm.

1519
01:18:04,060 --> 01:18:05,000
Power room.

1520
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,060
Power room.

1521
01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:10,280
I wonder would I be right in saying

1522
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,020
that we have to go all the way back here.

1523
01:18:13,940 --> 01:18:16,060
And then up that ladder again.

1524
01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:19,020
And then round to another wing of the shafts.

1525
01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:29,080
Here we go.

1526
01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:30,980
It's Sherry Birkins Ma.

1527
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:33,260
Where's Sherry?

1528
01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:37,080
I'm turning up the volume for this cinematic masterpiece.

1529
01:18:37,340 --> 01:18:39,660
I'm going to be doing my own little bit of cheeky business

1530
01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:40,500
while it's going on.

1531
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:41,740
I hope it doesn't throw you off.

1532
01:18:41,740 --> 01:18:48,820
But I asked her and she's never even heard of the G-Virus before.

1533
01:18:48,820 --> 01:18:50,520
Which room? Tell me.

1534
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:55,520
Sherry!

1535
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,200
No!

1536
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:01,960
And that!

1537
01:19:02,540 --> 01:19:06,140
The samples inside the pendant Sherry's wearing.

1538
01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:15,300
lovely bit of exposition there from the Owl Lady

1539
01:19:15,300 --> 01:19:17,620
telling us exactly

1540
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:21,320
where we can get whatever the fuck it is that we need to get.

1541
01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:22,560
Apparently it's in

1542
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:25,760
some fucking pendant the Cherry's wearing.

1543
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,640
But as far as we know,

1544
01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:32,400
she has been dispatched to the next realm

1545
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,480
by her godforsaken father.

1546
01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:35,980
by her godforsaken father.

1547
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:43,580
Germaine pendant, says Ground Sparkle.

1548
01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:48,660
I think we need to move at pace. Follow her wherever the fuck she's gone.

1549
01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:57,300
I believe there's some kind of showdown. She ends up dying on the gangway just out here.

1550
01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:00,800
I get it. Oh, here we go.

1551
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:06,020
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1552
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,700
I got that wrong, I beg your pardon.

1553
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,160
I think we have to...

1554
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,580
Well, the shutter is tightly in place.

1555
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,880
Yeah, it's tightly sealed in place.

1556
01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:22,060
Just reaching the final furlong here.

1557
01:20:23,060 --> 01:20:25,600
The final Edward furlong.

1558
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:27,140
Edward G. Furlong.

1559
01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:31,400
From the Terminator 2 movie.

1560
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:34,460
James Cameron's Terminator 2.

1561
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,340
Judgment Day.

1562
01:20:38,980 --> 01:20:40,940
Will you go up the ladder? Yes.

1563
01:20:54,260 --> 01:21:00,240
The four-year speedrun is nearly over, courtesy of Aaron Flood Productions.

1564
01:21:01,580 --> 01:21:02,460
Stallwort.

1565
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:08,420
Legendary strategist and synthesizer of the streams.

1566
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:11,320
Who I'm...

1567
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:16,320
99% I got that shout-out in.

1568
01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:18,640
Although, I mean, we will have to play it back.

1569
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:20,860
We will have to play it back.

1570
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:21,520
But not today.

1571
01:21:21,580 --> 01:21:22,480
I don't want to be seen.

1572
01:21:22,580 --> 01:21:23,380
I don't want to be shown up.

1573
01:21:25,660 --> 01:21:28,080
Which wouldn't happen anyway, because it didn't happen.

1574
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1575
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1576
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1577
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1578
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1579
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1580
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1581
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1582
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1583
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1584
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1585
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1586
01:21:43,060 --> 01:21:44,060
Where's the fucking sound gone now?

1587
01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:48,060
How come ye can hear the sound?

1588
01:21:48,060 --> 01:21:52,440
How come ye can hear the sound?

1589
01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:54,300
This is output of sound.

1590
01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:57,060
But I can't hear it.

1591
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,040
Unless my fucking...

1592
01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:07,120
Okay, our headphones have gone down.

1593
01:22:08,260 --> 01:22:10,620
Okay, headphones.

1594
01:22:11,140 --> 01:22:12,340
Okay, this is still on.

1595
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:15,660
But it's as if the fucking headphones have connected to something else.

1596
01:22:16,420 --> 01:22:18,380
Which is not good for us.

1597
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:23,220
Open up that menu there and then go to our connected.

1598
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,240
It says disconnect.

1599
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:31,840
Turn this off.

1600
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,960
Turn this off.

1601
01:22:34,960 --> 01:23:04,940
Thank you.

1602
01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:34,920
Thank you.

1603
01:23:34,920 --> 01:24:04,900
Thank you.

1604
01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:34,880
Thank you.

1605
01:24:34,880 --> 01:25:04,860
Thank you.

1606
01:25:04,860 --> 01:25:34,840
Thank you.

1607
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:36,840
Thank you.

1608
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,840
Thank you.

1609
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,840
Thank you.

1610
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,840
Thank you.

1611
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:43,920
Fuck's sake.

1612
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,720
I wonder can I hear Farage?

1613
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,440
If I played Farage.

1614
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:53,600
If I can't hear Farage, it's not gonna work.

1615
01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:57,840
Farage.

1616
01:25:57,840 --> 01:26:05,840
Farage.

1617
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:26,840
*Gunshot*

1618
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:29,840
Yeah, it's combing through. Why can I not hear it?

1619
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:33,840
*Gunshot*

1620
01:26:33,840 --> 01:27:01,840
*Gunshot*

1621
01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:03,840
Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down we'll get out!

1622
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:21,960
Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down we'll get out!

1623
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:25,920
Literally...

1624
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:29,080
Bursting down the door trying to get in.

1625
01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:31,080
*sigh*

1626
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,000
And they've got...

1627
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,000
We've got him fucked as up.

1628
01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:47,640
You just can't trust fucking bluetooth at all. It's a waste.

1629
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:54,600
We're back again okay right where the fuck am I going?

1630
01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:56,600
*sad music*

1631
01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:05,080
Where's the P room key? I mean where's the power room?

1632
01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:15,520
Please hit me with the power room I need to know where that is fast. I don't have time here guys to be hanging around.

1633
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:21,520
The speedrun has already been jeopardized by technical malfunctions and... what not.

1634
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:27,520
*sigh* Go back to the elevator. Aaron Flood. Okay thank you very much.

1635
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:31,520
*phone rings* The elevator is exactly where now?

1636
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:33,520
*phone rings*

1637
01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:34,520
*phone rings*

1638
01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:41,520
*phone rings* I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1639
01:28:41,520 --> 01:29:09,500
Dallas. Dara Dermody, thank you very much. The elevator job. Is this the elevator we're talking about, guys? Is this the eleva- Oh, back to the- I know exactly where we're going. Okay. I know exactly where we're going. Maybe here. Maybe here.

1640
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:36,940
Yeah, Galv27 is definitely correct when he says Flood is back in charge. Okay. News of Flood's demise was greatly exaggerated. It seems as though there was a pretender to his throne. Stand proud and look to the horizon. Thank you very much there for that tip.

1641
01:29:36,940 --> 01:30:00,700
There was a pretender to the throne and right now we're entering a section known as Endgame. It's not going to be everybody's cup of tea. I understand that. But what it is and what it will do and what it will show us is that speedruns come at a cost. Come at a premium.

1642
01:30:04,380 --> 01:30:07,100
That premium sometimes can be sanity.

1643
01:30:15,740 --> 01:30:20,460
We've got that P room key and we've used it. It's useless. Discard it. Get rid of it.

1644
01:30:28,380 --> 01:30:49,020
And proud. Thank you very much there, Dara Dermody. Cheers for the birthday wishes. Looking forward to a bit of Farage. Look, I was more upset with not the Guinness boys getting fucking blown away, but- Ha! Look at the shade of that cunt. He's- He's a mean- He's a mean- Looking bastard.

1645
01:30:53,020 --> 01:31:13,020
*Sarcastically*

1646
01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:15,020
Nooooo!

1647
01:31:15,020 --> 01:31:16,020
Here we go.

1648
01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:22,020
Terminator 2'd into a pit of lather and then a little bit of sass.

1649
01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:25,020
From clear there as well.

1650
01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:32,020
It was a lovely piece of smelting that got dealt there.

1651
01:31:32,020 --> 01:31:34,020
Whoever dealt it got smelted.

1652
01:31:34,020 --> 01:31:44,020
And it looks like we're well on our way here to an absolutely enthralling and ball-bustingly beautiful finale.

1653
01:31:44,020 --> 01:31:47,020
Everything is all set up.

1654
01:31:47,020 --> 01:31:51,020
The auto-destruct system is active.

1655
01:31:51,020 --> 01:31:54,020
Where's Tommy? Thank you very much.

1656
01:31:54,020 --> 01:31:56,020
And Conrad01.

1657
01:31:56,020 --> 01:31:58,020
*Sarcastically*

1658
01:31:58,020 --> 01:32:05,020
Thank you very much for that beautiful, gorgeous and enlightening tip.

1659
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:09,020
All I know is that Farage awaits.

1660
01:32:09,020 --> 01:32:14,020
A caraj of Farage does await us.

1661
01:32:14,020 --> 01:32:17,020
And we are on the fucking move.

1662
01:32:17,020 --> 01:32:18,020
Oscar Mike.

1663
01:32:18,020 --> 01:32:19,020
OTM.

1664
01:32:19,020 --> 01:32:24,020
We're off the ball podcasting our way to success.

1665
01:32:24,020 --> 01:32:25,020
And what's that?

1666
01:32:25,020 --> 01:32:26,020
He's back.

1667
01:32:26,020 --> 01:32:27,020
And he's pissed.

1668
01:32:27,020 --> 01:32:33,020
This time he's gonna come back harder and bigger and stronger.

1669
01:32:33,020 --> 01:32:36,020
And the kid has got lost again.

1670
01:32:36,020 --> 01:32:39,020
Much to my dismay.

1671
01:32:39,020 --> 01:32:48,020
The idea that I have to fucking find this kid again now and make sure she's not dead is sickening my mind.

1672
01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:50,020
And my sense of self as well.

1673
01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:53,020
The hoops I've had to jump through.

1674
01:32:53,020 --> 01:32:55,020
In order to...

1675
01:32:55,020 --> 01:32:57,020
Am I going the right way here?

1676
01:32:57,020 --> 01:33:01,020
Am I going the right way?

1677
01:33:01,020 --> 01:33:04,020
Or do I go downstairs?

1678
01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:07,020
Nyle Flynn, how are ya?

1679
01:33:07,020 --> 01:33:08,020
Sereswitz, how are ya?

1680
01:33:08,020 --> 01:33:09,020
Big Larry, cool.

1681
01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:11,020
Pestiland Caden, thank you very much.

1682
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:13,020
Welchna, thank you very much.

1683
01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:20,020
All employees, come to the next platform.

1684
01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:25,020
All employees, please come to the platform.

1685
01:33:25,020 --> 01:33:38,020
Do do do do do do do do do do do.

1686
01:33:38,020 --> 01:33:40,020
All employees, please come to the platform.

1687
01:33:40,020 --> 01:33:45,020
All employees, please come to the platform.

1688
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:48,020
All employees, please come to the platform.

1689
01:33:48,020 --> 01:33:53,020
All employees, please come to the platform.

1690
01:33:53,020 --> 01:33:58,020
All employees, please come to the platform.

1691
01:33:58,020 --> 01:34:02,020
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1692
01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:06,020
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1693
01:34:06,020 --> 01:34:10,020
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1694
01:34:10,020 --> 01:34:12,020
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1695
01:34:12,020 --> 01:34:14,020
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1696
01:34:14,020 --> 01:34:16,020
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1697
01:34:16,020 --> 01:34:18,020
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1698
01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:20,020
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1699
01:34:20,020 --> 01:34:22,020
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1700
01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:24,020
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1701
01:34:24,020 --> 01:34:26,020
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1702
01:34:26,020 --> 01:34:28,020
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1703
01:34:28,020 --> 01:34:30,020
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1704
01:34:30,020 --> 01:34:32,020
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1705
01:34:32,020 --> 01:34:34,020
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1706
01:34:34,020 --> 01:34:36,020
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1707
01:34:36,020 --> 01:34:38,020
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1708
01:34:38,020 --> 01:34:40,020
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1709
01:34:40,020 --> 01:34:42,020
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1710
01:34:42,020 --> 01:34:44,020
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1711
01:34:44,020 --> 01:34:46,020
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1712
01:34:46,020 --> 01:34:48,020
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1713
01:34:48,020 --> 01:34:50,020
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1714
01:34:50,020 --> 01:34:52,020
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1715
01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,020
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1716
01:34:54,020 --> 01:34:56,020
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1717
01:34:56,020 --> 01:34:58,020
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1718
01:34:58,020 --> 01:35:00,020
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1719
01:35:00,020 --> 01:35:02,020
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1720
01:35:02,020 --> 01:35:04,020
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1721
01:35:04,020 --> 01:35:06,020
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1722
01:35:06,020 --> 01:35:08,020
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1723
01:35:08,020 --> 01:35:10,020
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1724
01:35:10,020 --> 01:35:12,020
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1725
01:35:12,020 --> 01:35:14,020
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1726
01:35:14,020 --> 01:35:16,020
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1727
01:35:16,020 --> 01:35:18,020
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1728
01:35:18,020 --> 01:35:20,020
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1729
01:35:20,020 --> 01:35:22,020
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1730
01:35:22,020 --> 01:35:24,020
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1731
01:35:24,020 --> 01:35:26,020
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1732
01:35:26,020 --> 01:35:28,020
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1733
01:35:28,020 --> 01:35:30,020
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1734
01:35:30,020 --> 01:35:32,020
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1735
01:35:32,020 --> 01:35:34,020
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1736
01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:36,020
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1737
01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:38,020
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1738
01:35:38,020 --> 01:35:40,020
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1739
01:35:40,020 --> 01:35:42,020
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1740
01:35:42,020 --> 01:35:44,020
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1741
01:35:44,020 --> 01:35:46,020
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1742
01:35:46,020 --> 01:35:48,020
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1743
01:35:48,020 --> 01:35:50,020
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1744
01:35:50,020 --> 01:35:52,020
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1745
01:35:52,020 --> 01:35:54,020
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1746
01:35:54,020 --> 01:35:56,020
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1747
01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:58,020
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1748
01:35:58,020 --> 01:36:00,020
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1749
01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:02,020
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1750
01:36:02,020 --> 01:36:04,020
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1751
01:36:04,020 --> 01:36:06,020
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1752
01:36:06,020 --> 01:36:08,020
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1753
01:36:08,020 --> 01:36:10,020
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1754
01:36:10,020 --> 01:36:12,020
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1755
01:36:12,020 --> 01:36:14,020
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1756
01:36:14,020 --> 01:36:16,020
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1757
01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:18,020
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1758
01:36:18,020 --> 01:36:20,020
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1759
01:36:20,020 --> 01:36:22,020
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1760
01:36:22,020 --> 01:36:24,020
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1761
01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:26,020
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1762
01:36:26,020 --> 01:36:28,020
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1763
01:36:28,020 --> 01:36:30,020
We'll get out!

1764
01:36:30,020 --> 01:36:32,020
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1765
01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:34,020
We'll get out!

1766
01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:36,020
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1767
01:36:36,020 --> 01:36:38,020
We'll get out!

1768
01:36:38,020 --> 01:36:40,020
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1769
01:36:40,020 --> 01:36:42,020
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1770
01:36:42,020 --> 01:36:44,020
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1771
01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:46,020
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1772
01:36:46,020 --> 01:36:48,020
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1773
01:36:48,020 --> 01:36:50,020
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1774
01:36:50,020 --> 01:36:52,020
Turn that down a bit, sorry.

1775
01:36:52,020 --> 01:36:54,020
Here we go.

1776
01:36:54,020 --> 01:36:58,020
Get your fucking seat belts on.

1777
01:36:58,020 --> 01:37:00,020
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

1778
01:37:00,020 --> 01:37:04,020
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1779
01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:06,020
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1780
01:37:06,020 --> 01:37:08,020
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1781
01:37:08,020 --> 01:37:10,020
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

1782
01:37:16,020 --> 01:37:20,020
Lovely sound of a tractor going by there just to throw in a bit of fucking ambience.

1783
01:37:20,020 --> 01:37:24,020
John Wayne, thank you very much for the tip.

1784
01:37:24,020 --> 01:37:27,020
Marty Marcy's underground sex palace, thank you.

1785
01:37:27,020 --> 01:37:31,020
Harl Kynes bunk flaster, thank you very much.

1786
01:37:31,020 --> 01:37:33,020
Where am I going, lads?

1787
01:37:33,020 --> 01:37:35,020
Don't leave me hanging here.

1788
01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:37,020
Why have to take that fucking elevator?

1789
01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:41,020
I keep forgetting that's an elevator because there's a terminal in it.

1790
01:37:41,020 --> 01:37:47,020
And it keeps on saying you've not got the key and then you're forgetting there's a fucking elevator button to press.

1791
01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:50,020
It's like, it's an elevator but it's also something else.

1792
01:37:50,020 --> 01:37:58,020
Lads, you should have done better with the game design there because you're throwing people off the scent of what things literally are.

1793
01:37:58,020 --> 01:38:10,020
Now.

1794
01:38:10,020 --> 01:38:11,020
I'm going to go.

1795
01:38:11,020 --> 01:38:12,020
Where am I going now?

1796
01:38:12,020 --> 01:38:13,020
I'm going to go.

1797
01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:14,020
I'm going to go.

1798
01:38:14,020 --> 01:38:20,900
with the owl lady out in the fucking out on this bit i think we've got an fmv here we go

1799
01:38:22,580 --> 01:38:37,460
crank up the video volume for you mom mom sherry you're my escape mommy's gone i know i've been a

1800
01:38:37,460 --> 01:38:41,860
terrible mother but i still love you you were shy forgive me

1801
01:38:45,700 --> 01:39:02,900
mom she was shy sherry we have to go now

1802
01:39:07,140 --> 01:39:10,500
she was shy anyway i wouldn't miss her

1803
01:39:15,940 --> 01:39:21,460
what's that she left us in lovely peace it's a gun it's not loaded

1804
01:39:29,140 --> 01:39:37,380
come on to pick up the thing uh you've got the master key will you take it of course i will have nothing

1805
01:39:37,380 --> 01:39:43,380
fucking else to do i want to get out of here now

1806
01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:53,620
back this way sherry there's no time to go back but why i mean you've got the you have the master key

1807
01:40:00,500 --> 01:40:06,100
sorry just need to go back and make sure they're according to jordan stevenson we should put a few

1808
01:40:06,100 --> 01:40:10,660
rounds into her just to make sure sorry sherry

1809
01:40:13,300 --> 01:40:22,100
sorry sherry your mom's fucked and we need to make sure she doesn't come back again

1810
01:40:22,100 --> 01:40:25,620
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1811
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:26,060
We'll get out!

1812
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:40,700
I'm so, so sorry, Sherry.

1813
01:40:41,020 --> 01:40:42,800
I didn't want it to be like this.

1814
01:40:43,860 --> 01:40:45,700
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1815
01:40:45,700 --> 01:40:46,140
We'll get out!

1816
01:40:46,140 --> 01:40:54,800
Sherry, don't worry, we'll get you counselling.

1817
01:40:55,640 --> 01:41:00,080
There's going to be so much help for you, for a child of your situation.

1818
01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:01,160
It'll be grand.

1819
01:41:01,780 --> 01:41:03,520
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1820
01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:03,960
We'll get out!

1821
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:12,420
I'm so, so sorry, Sherry.

1822
01:41:12,420 --> 01:41:18,740
She's fucking gone!

1823
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:23,260
She's fucking gone!

1824
01:41:23,700 --> 01:41:25,500
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1825
01:41:25,600 --> 01:41:25,940
We'll get out!

1826
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:29,820
You guys know anything about that cone that just got dropped?

1827
01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:32,840
Good.

1828
01:41:32,940 --> 01:41:34,320
Shit ain't easy around this town.

1829
01:41:34,500 --> 01:41:36,800
We got four bad-looking hombres.

1830
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:38,740
Fun time's over, guys.

1831
01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:39,880
Get the fuck down.

1832
01:41:40,060 --> 01:41:40,780
Where's your son?

1833
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:41,660
I don't know!

1834
01:41:41,980 --> 01:41:43,180
Got any identification?

1835
01:41:43,660 --> 01:41:44,320
Don't resist!

1836
01:41:44,500 --> 01:41:45,700
Where's your goddamn son?

1837
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:47,900
You need backup, it's getting hot down here.

1838
01:41:47,980 --> 01:41:48,760
Don't move, buddy!

1839
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,860
Tell me where your goddamn son is.

1840
01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:51,700
He's got a piece!

1841
01:41:51,880 --> 01:41:53,940
I just killed one of those ballads, Joey.

1842
01:41:54,180 --> 01:41:55,540
I saw him reachin' for somethin'.

1843
01:41:55,540 --> 01:41:57,560
Hey, Essays.

1844
01:41:57,900 --> 01:41:58,860
You use this machine?

1845
01:41:59,060 --> 01:42:00,400
Yeah, it spins nice.

1846
01:42:00,620 --> 01:42:01,540
Talkin' to you, kid.

1847
01:42:01,660 --> 01:42:02,400
Stay quiet.

1848
01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:03,560
Where's the fabric soft?

1849
01:42:03,720 --> 01:42:04,540
He's got a piece!

1850
01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:05,480
Put away the gun!

1851
01:42:05,620 --> 01:42:06,780
I just dropped another one.

1852
01:42:06,860 --> 01:42:07,300
Oh, shit.

1853
01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:08,260
Stay there.

1854
01:42:08,620 --> 01:42:09,540
White stripe, nice.

1855
01:42:09,620 --> 01:42:10,460
What about this guy?

1856
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:11,400
Put away the gun now!

1857
01:42:11,540 --> 01:42:12,960
You fuckin' cone!

1858
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:15,120
I just killed another goddamn cone!

1859
01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:15,660
Oh, ho, ho, ho!

1860
01:42:15,660 --> 01:42:18,320
I don't know what the fuck is happening, baby!

1861
01:42:18,320 --> 01:42:20,860
You crazy motherfucker, Bowie.

1862
01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:23,900
Watch out!

1863
01:42:23,940 --> 01:42:25,100
There's a fuckin' firejack comin' down!

1864
01:42:25,100 --> 01:42:28,500
We're back again to finish off the job we fuckin' started.

1865
01:42:29,060 --> 01:42:30,060
It's a sick bit of business.

1866
01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:33,580
Nobody wants to kill some poor girl's mother, but we did it.

1867
01:42:33,940 --> 01:42:34,280
And look.

1868
01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:36,020
The fuckin' good job.

1869
01:42:36,100 --> 01:42:37,320
She's not comin' back as well.

1870
01:42:38,100 --> 01:42:39,020
She was a loser!

1871
01:42:39,100 --> 01:42:40,100
There's a fuckin' good job.

1872
01:42:40,100 --> 01:42:40,860
There's no time to go that way.

1873
01:42:40,860 --> 01:42:42,200
We need to go this way.

1874
01:42:45,060 --> 01:42:46,560
Now the kid is staying there.

1875
01:42:46,640 --> 01:42:47,140
She's not comin'.

1876
01:42:47,140 --> 01:42:47,460
Come on.

1877
01:42:48,020 --> 01:42:48,560
Come on!

1878
01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:52,020
Come on!

1879
01:42:56,680 --> 01:42:57,440
Anaconda G!

1880
01:43:04,020 --> 01:43:04,980
Anaconda!

1881
01:43:05,980 --> 01:43:07,520
Thanks for the tip!

1882
01:43:08,480 --> 01:43:15,100
And the Anaconda G virus has been synthesized by a lot of these Umbrella Corporation types.

1883
01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:19,800
Let's just save the game just before we get in this elevator, because there might be a bit of fuckin' doings goin' on.

1884
01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:23,620
We don't want to fuckin' get absolutely shammed out of it.

1885
01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:24,800
Let's save the progress.

1886
01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:28,760
Farage.

1887
01:43:29,480 --> 01:43:30,480
Farage awaits.

1888
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:37,020
I'd love to see a Farage mod of this game.

1889
01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:41,020
Maybe actually just quick check of the box there to...

1890
01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:44,020
Make sure that we've got, um...

1891
01:43:44,900 --> 01:43:45,740
The rocket launcher.

1892
01:43:45,740 --> 01:43:48,740
I don't want to go into this fight with just...

1893
01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:50,960
The submachine gun.

1894
01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:53,740
It could really be a drawback compared to what we're...

1895
01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:54,920
We're facing.

1896
01:43:56,820 --> 01:43:57,460
Gatling gun?

1897
01:43:57,560 --> 01:43:57,820
Nah.

1898
01:43:58,020 --> 01:43:58,620
Rocket launcher?

1899
01:43:58,860 --> 01:43:59,220
Yeah.

1900
01:44:00,760 --> 01:44:01,840
All employees.

1901
01:44:01,980 --> 01:44:04,700
Report to the fuckin' bathroom.

1902
01:44:06,660 --> 01:44:07,740
All employees.

1903
01:44:07,740 --> 01:44:09,520
Please report to the bathroom.

1904
01:44:12,060 --> 01:44:12,360
The...

1905
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:12,920
The...

1906
01:44:12,920 --> 01:44:14,120
The second platform.

1907
01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:21,600
Here we go.

1908
01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:21,600
Here we go.

1909
01:44:25,100 --> 01:44:27,100
*Pick*

1910
01:44:27,100 --> 01:44:29,100
*Pick*

1911
01:44:29,100 --> 01:44:54,100
*SkyHone*

1912
01:44:55,100 --> 01:44:59,100
What if they complete the rest of the game like this speedrun like none other?

1913
01:45:00,100 --> 01:45:02,100
Speedrun like none other.

1914
01:45:04,100 --> 01:45:06,100
Can hardly see what's going on here guys.

1915
01:45:06,100 --> 01:45:09,100
But I tell you something, Guinness are interested.

1916
01:45:14,100 --> 01:45:16,100
Oh god we got some shite.

1917
01:45:21,100 --> 01:45:29,100
Yeah I'm not going to be able to do that. We just need to fucking roll with the punches here and try and see what we can achieve against all the odds.

1918
01:45:32,100 --> 01:45:34,100
*SkyHone*

1919
01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:36,100
Can't remember this bit.

1920
01:45:38,100 --> 01:45:39,100
Years.

1921
01:45:39,100 --> 01:45:41,100
Only probably ever played this bit once.

1922
01:45:42,100 --> 01:45:45,100
Leah I've started a scenario countless times.

1923
01:45:45,100 --> 01:45:48,100
And we've got something on the floor there. It's a lovely bit of shiny stuff.

1924
01:45:48,100 --> 01:45:51,100
It's a platform key which will be utilized...

1925
01:45:52,100 --> 01:45:53,100
*SkyHone*

1926
01:45:53,100 --> 01:45:54,100
Very quickly here.

1927
01:45:54,100 --> 01:45:55,100
Worth saving?

1928
01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:56,100
I don't think so.

1929
01:45:57,100 --> 01:45:58,100
I've got the spirit...

1930
01:45:59,100 --> 01:46:00,100
*SkyHone*

1931
01:46:00,100 --> 01:46:01,100
Of a lion cub.

1932
01:46:01,100 --> 01:46:02,100
The mind...

1933
01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:03,100
Of a man...

1934
01:46:03,100 --> 01:46:04,100
Of a man...

1935
01:46:05,100 --> 01:46:06,100
And the fucking tenacity...

1936
01:46:07,100 --> 01:46:08,100
Of a werewolf.

1937
01:46:09,100 --> 01:46:10,100
Doesn't really...

1938
01:46:11,100 --> 01:46:12,100
Get any better than that.

1939
01:46:12,100 --> 01:46:13,100
*SkyHone*

1940
01:46:15,100 --> 01:46:17,100
Power supply. What the fuck? Come on!

1941
01:46:18,100 --> 01:46:19,100
*SkyHone*

1942
01:46:20,100 --> 01:46:21,100
*SkyHone*

1943
01:46:21,100 --> 01:46:22,100
*SkyHone*

1944
01:46:24,100 --> 01:46:26,100
Insufficient power? You're joking me!

1945
01:46:26,100 --> 01:46:27,100
*SkyHone*

1946
01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:28,100
*SkyHone*

1947
01:46:28,100 --> 01:46:29,100
*SkyHone*

1948
01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:30,100
*SkyHone*

1949
01:46:30,100 --> 01:46:31,100
*SkyHone*

1950
01:46:31,100 --> 01:46:32,100
*SkyHone*

1951
01:46:32,100 --> 01:46:33,100
*SkyHone*

1952
01:46:33,100 --> 01:46:34,100
*SkyHone*

1953
01:46:34,100 --> 01:46:35,100
*SkyHone*

1954
01:46:35,100 --> 01:46:38,100
We're reaching higher and higher levels of GIMP.

1955
01:46:38,100 --> 01:46:39,100
*SkyHone*

1956
01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:40,100
*SkyHone*

1957
01:46:40,100 --> 01:46:41,100
*SkyHone*

1958
01:46:41,100 --> 01:46:42,100
*SkyHone*

1959
01:46:42,100 --> 01:46:43,100
*SkyHone*

1960
01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:44,100
What's this? The power yuck?

1961
01:46:44,100 --> 01:46:45,100
*SkyHone*

1962
01:46:45,100 --> 01:46:47,100
Power is not supplied. Come on!

1963
01:46:47,100 --> 01:46:48,100
*SkyHone*

1964
01:46:48,100 --> 01:46:49,100
*SkyHone*

1965
01:46:49,100 --> 01:46:58,480
it's gonna be a boss battle down at the powerhouse Oh great

1966
01:46:58,480 --> 01:47:01,480
huh

1967
01:47:01,480 --> 01:47:29,680
five minutes until detonation it's getting it's getting tense this is it

1968
01:47:29,680 --> 01:47:43,120
doesn't get much tenser than this I should have followed that big arrow down there

1969
01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:57,880
shouldn't I before I took the bridge a fucking waste of time waste of time that big arrow

1970
01:47:57,880 --> 01:48:27,820
will you take the joint s plug yeah will you

1971
01:48:27,820 --> 01:48:40,360
take the red plug yeah then what you do with these then power plug then down

1972
01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:52,900
follow the arrow to this next room it's

1973
01:48:52,900 --> 01:49:05,440
oh for fuck's sake what a waste of time this was just show us the end of the game

1974
01:49:05,440 --> 01:49:17,980
great stuff here we go

1975
01:49:17,980 --> 01:49:30,520
he's pathetic fuck fuck fuck fuck

1976
01:49:30,520 --> 01:49:43,060
you lose big guy stupid stupid script work there

1977
01:49:43,060 --> 01:49:55,600
but it really really sends it all home and look at how easy that fellow was he was rubbish the guy who is absolutely rubbish is there is there something I need to do

1978
01:49:55,600 --> 01:50:08,140
do I have to press anything here okay that's already done he fucking did well actually didn't he came at me with some aplomb

1979
01:50:08,140 --> 01:50:10,140
The bastard.

1980
01:50:34,140 --> 01:50:36,140
How you getting dead, Lance?

1981
01:50:36,140 --> 01:50:38,140
How you doing?

1982
01:50:38,140 --> 01:50:43,140
Watch this, man. Gonna take care of these fucking assholes with one fell swoop.

1983
01:50:43,140 --> 01:50:45,140
Very nice.

1984
01:50:45,140 --> 01:50:49,140
There's another one for you there, hey.

1985
01:50:49,140 --> 01:50:51,140
And there's another one for you.

1986
01:50:51,140 --> 01:50:54,140
I can hear you shuffling around, lads.

1987
01:50:54,140 --> 01:50:57,140
Don't make me whip out the sub.

1988
01:50:57,140 --> 01:51:00,140
It's a fucking foot lag.

1989
01:51:00,140 --> 01:51:03,140
I can hear them drop bodies, they're dropping.

1990
01:51:03,140 --> 01:51:07,140
Sweet.

1991
01:51:07,140 --> 01:51:12,140
Sweet baby Jesus.

1992
01:51:12,140 --> 01:51:23,820
Fuck. Give me strength.

1993
01:51:24,920 --> 01:51:26,140
Give me strength.

1994
01:51:30,660 --> 01:51:32,060
The tunnel gate

1995
01:51:32,060 --> 01:51:33,160
isn't open yet.

1996
01:51:39,540 --> 01:51:40,220
Fuck.

1997
01:51:41,220 --> 01:51:43,840
Somebody, if there's something I need to know,

1998
01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:46,720
you need to tell me now.

1999
01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:07,100
I just want to see a load of fucking Japanese names on a screen going up.

2000
01:52:07,680 --> 01:52:09,580
That's all I want to see right now.

2001
01:52:10,300 --> 01:52:11,920
Will you move the lever, yeah?

2002
01:52:15,920 --> 01:52:16,840
Yes!

2003
01:52:16,840 --> 01:52:17,460
Yes!

2004
01:52:17,460 --> 01:52:23,380
Leon!

2005
01:52:23,380 --> 01:52:24,000
Leon!

2006
01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:24,500
Hurry up!

2007
01:52:24,500 --> 01:52:26,000
Leon!

2008
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:26,000
Leon!

2009
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:26,000
Leon!

2010
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:26,620
Leon!

2011
01:52:26,620 --> 01:52:28,620
Leon!

2012
01:52:28,620 --> 01:52:28,620
No!

2013
01:52:28,620 --> 01:52:29,620
No!

2014
01:52:29,620 --> 01:52:30,540
Stay down!

2015
01:52:30,540 --> 01:52:31,160
Stay down!

2016
01:52:31,160 --> 01:52:31,160
Stay down!

2017
01:52:31,160 --> 01:52:33,160
Stay down!

2018
01:52:33,160 --> 01:52:35,080
Are you okay?

2019
01:52:35,080 --> 01:52:37,080
*Sigh*

2020
01:52:37,080 --> 01:52:39,080
*thud*

2021
01:52:40,760 --> 01:52:41,640
Leon!

2022
01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:44,360
Stay down!

2023
01:52:52,000 --> 01:52:53,320
Are you okay?

2024
01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:55,080
Yes, I'm fine.

2025
01:52:58,600 --> 01:52:59,640
It's over.

2026
01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:01,080
No.

2027
01:53:01,880 --> 01:53:02,680
*cough*

2028
01:53:02,680 --> 01:53:04,520
I have to find my brother.

2029
01:53:05,720 --> 01:53:06,920
It's just the beginning.

2030
01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:09,320
It's just the beginning.

2031
01:53:09,880 --> 01:53:12,120
Camerad01, thank you very much.

2032
01:53:13,160 --> 01:53:13,720
Beautiful.

2033
01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:15,400
Well done.

2034
01:53:16,760 --> 01:53:21,160
Piece of a scared gazelle has worked out.

2035
01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:23,480
Fantastic news.

2036
01:53:27,320 --> 01:53:27,960
Or is it?

2037
01:53:28,840 --> 01:53:30,920
Don't tell me we've got something else to do here.

2038
01:53:34,520 --> 01:53:35,400
What's this now?

2039
01:53:35,560 --> 01:53:37,560
Oh, fuck.

2040
01:53:37,560 --> 01:53:39,820
What was that?

2041
01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:48,960
Warning.

2042
01:53:49,640 --> 01:53:51,220
Biohazardous outbreak imminent.

2043
01:53:51,780 --> 01:53:53,980
The emergency system has been activated.

2044
01:53:54,420 --> 01:53:55,580
This train will detonate.

2045
01:53:56,100 --> 01:53:57,860
Repeat, this train will detonate.

2046
01:53:58,420 --> 01:54:01,360
How can the train fucking detonate, man?

2047
01:54:02,100 --> 01:54:02,580
No!

2048
01:54:02,920 --> 01:54:04,500
What's wrong with this thing?

2049
01:54:04,500 --> 01:54:05,660
I don't know.

2050
01:54:06,160 --> 01:54:07,060
The door won't open.

2051
01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:12,800
Fucking hell.

2052
01:54:14,780 --> 01:54:16,600
Are they just throwing this in now?

2053
01:54:17,900 --> 01:54:19,060
The PC version.

2054
01:54:19,160 --> 01:54:20,200
I can't remember doing this.

2055
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:24,920
Lovely.

2056
01:54:25,080 --> 01:54:25,580
Here we go.

2057
01:54:26,500 --> 01:54:27,780
He's gonna be nothing to me.

2058
01:54:28,700 --> 01:54:30,900
This guy's gonna be nothing to me.

2059
01:54:33,440 --> 01:54:36,720
I'm ready for you.

2060
01:54:36,720 --> 01:54:39,080
More than I've ever been in my life.

2061
01:54:41,740 --> 01:54:42,460
You dirt.

2062
01:54:43,180 --> 01:54:45,120
You fucking squidgy dirt.

2063
01:54:47,280 --> 01:54:51,340
What a sick, sick piece of trash you are.

2064
01:54:55,340 --> 01:54:56,740
Lovely opera singing in the...

2065
01:54:56,740 --> 01:55:00,740
Watch this.

2066
01:55:01,820 --> 01:55:02,760
You ready to eat?

2067
01:55:03,120 --> 01:55:04,440
Because I got the food for you.

2068
01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:05,440
You're fucked.

2069
01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:05,440
You're fucked.

2070
01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:17,420
You're fucked.

2071
01:55:17,420 --> 01:55:17,420
You're fucked.

2072
01:55:17,420 --> 01:55:21,520
What the fuck?

2073
01:55:21,520 --> 01:55:25,780
Why isn't she moving?

2074
01:55:25,780 --> 01:55:37,640
What the fuck?

2075
01:55:37,860 --> 01:55:38,780
Why isn't she moving?

2076
01:55:38,980 --> 01:55:40,180
Is this still part of the game?

2077
01:55:42,760 --> 01:55:43,760
It's the power to the video.

2078
01:55:45,440 --> 01:55:46,760
Just a load of sludge.

2079
01:55:47,980 --> 01:55:49,100
Bio sludge.

2080
01:55:55,040 --> 01:55:56,600
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2081
01:55:57,140 --> 01:55:57,980
Sorry about this.

2082
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:00,760
Do they ever stop?

2083
01:56:02,040 --> 01:56:03,040
Warning.

2084
01:56:03,040 --> 01:56:03,080
Warning.

2085
01:56:03,080 --> 01:56:03,080
Warning.

2086
01:56:03,080 --> 01:56:04,080
Warning.

2087
01:56:04,080 --> 01:56:06,820
The self-destruct system has been activated.

2088
01:56:06,820 --> 01:56:09,620
Each train compartment will detonate sequentially.

2089
01:56:09,620 --> 01:56:10,280
Repeat.

2090
01:56:10,280 --> 01:56:10,980
What?

2091
01:56:12,980 --> 01:56:14,780
Leon, stop the train!

2092
01:56:14,900 --> 01:56:15,480
I can't.

2093
01:56:15,740 --> 01:56:17,440
The door to the controller is locked.

2094
01:56:17,540 --> 01:56:17,860
What?

2095
01:56:20,860 --> 01:56:22,020
What is it?

2096
01:56:22,340 --> 01:56:22,900
Sherry?

2097
01:56:23,080 --> 01:56:23,720
Get back!

2098
01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:37,100
That's what I felt like.

2099
01:56:37,880 --> 01:56:38,280
Claire!

2100
01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:39,840
Where are you?

2101
01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:46,680
You don't give up, do you?

2102
01:56:48,840 --> 01:56:49,360
Sherry!

2103
01:56:49,640 --> 01:56:50,540
What are you doing?

2104
01:56:50,740 --> 01:56:52,300
We have to stop the train, right?

2105
01:56:52,720 --> 01:56:53,360
I can do it!

2106
01:56:53,360 --> 01:56:53,920
Sherry!

2107
01:56:54,200 --> 01:56:55,100
Haha, a kid!

2108
01:56:55,100 --> 01:56:56,200
You're resistant, aren't you?

2109
01:56:56,740 --> 01:56:57,780
Well, come and get it!

2110
01:56:57,780 --> 01:56:59,840
How's a kid managing to save the day here?

2111
01:57:01,200 --> 01:57:02,940
Leon's Westlife hair look.

2112
01:57:02,940 --> 01:57:07,140
Hmm.

2113
01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:09,240
Which one's the right switch?

2114
01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:10,740
Maybe this one?

2115
01:57:12,340 --> 01:57:12,860
Sherry!

2116
01:57:12,980 --> 01:57:13,420
Claire!

2117
01:57:14,020 --> 01:57:14,320
Ah!

2118
01:57:16,020 --> 01:57:17,700
Can't hold on much longer.

2119
01:57:18,320 --> 01:57:20,060
Push the switch over there!

2120
01:57:20,620 --> 01:57:21,240
Got it!

2121
01:57:21,240 --> 01:57:21,240
Got it!

2122
01:57:30,820 --> 01:57:46,560
I'm happy with the bleed right now.

2123
01:57:46,560 --> 01:57:50,280
We need to get Dara Maloney on the move here.

2124
01:57:50,280 --> 01:58:07,280
That is.

2125
01:58:07,280 --> 01:58:12,280
Lovely jazz.

2126
01:58:12,280 --> 01:58:16,280
Look, the kid, Sherry looks like a fella look.

2127
01:58:16,280 --> 01:58:19,280
Looks like a little man.

2128
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:20,280
Has he caught it?

2129
01:58:20,280 --> 01:58:21,280
Rock!

2130
01:58:21,280 --> 01:58:24,280
Oh, what a brilliant goalkeeper, but it's come back out to Bascarel.

2131
01:58:24,280 --> 01:58:26,280
Can he redeem himself?

2132
01:58:26,280 --> 01:58:27,280
Bascarel, Mannion!

2133
01:58:27,280 --> 01:58:30,280
I'm happy with the bleed right now.

2134
01:58:30,280 --> 01:58:32,280
Before Mannion decided, you know what?

2135
01:58:32,280 --> 01:58:34,280
I'd just like the lead right now.

2136
01:58:34,280 --> 01:58:36,280
Yeah, it looked like they'd lost the chance.

2137
01:58:36,280 --> 01:58:40,280
I actually need to isolate that lead right now clip there.

2138
01:58:40,280 --> 01:58:43,280
And that's us done with the Claire B scenario.

2139
01:58:43,280 --> 01:58:45,280
I was hoping against Hope.

2140
01:58:45,280 --> 01:58:48,280
I was hoping we'd see a big long list of Japanese names there.

2141
01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:50,280
We didn't get anything.

2142
01:58:50,280 --> 01:58:52,280
But we got a lovely bit of jazz piano.

2143
01:58:52,280 --> 01:58:54,280
You can play hard scenario.

2144
01:58:54,280 --> 01:58:55,280
Oh, here we go.

2145
01:58:55,280 --> 01:58:56,280
Look at this.

2146
01:58:56,280 --> 01:58:57,280
Is this it?

2147
01:58:57,280 --> 01:59:02,280
Stars member Brad became a living dead.

2148
01:59:02,280 --> 01:59:06,280
He's roaming around somewhere in the police station, possessing the special key.

2149
01:59:06,280 --> 01:59:10,280
Reach to the police station without getting any items.

2150
01:59:10,280 --> 01:59:12,280
Reach to the police station.

2151
01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:20,280
And what about the, uh, have we any...

2152
01:59:20,280 --> 01:59:24,280
There is no end credits.

2153
01:59:24,280 --> 01:59:26,280
How, how sickening is that?

2154
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:28,280
I was hoping for a big...

2155
01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,280
Unless I accidentally pressed...

2156
01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:33,280
Because it usually is between the FMV.

2157
01:59:33,280 --> 01:59:36,280
I think I might have pressed the button and skipped that.

2158
01:59:36,280 --> 01:59:38,280
But what a load of bullshit that was.

2159
01:59:38,280 --> 01:59:42,280
That ending was a load of stuff that they just crammed in at the end.

2160
01:59:42,280 --> 01:59:44,280
It was unnecessary.

2161
01:59:44,280 --> 01:59:45,280
I didn't like it.

2162
01:59:45,280 --> 01:59:49,280
I loved the bit where Sherry's mother bit the bullet.

2163
01:59:49,280 --> 01:59:52,280
I thought that was a classy touch.

2164
01:59:52,280 --> 01:59:57,280
And the father, uh, becoming a big sludge monster at the end as well.

2165
01:59:57,280 --> 01:59:58,280
Another...

2166
01:59:59,280 --> 02:00:00,280
Supreme bit of business.

2167
02:00:01,280 --> 02:00:03,280
And this is just the demo mode of course there.

2168
02:00:05,280 --> 02:00:07,280
Excellent, excellent stuff.

2169
02:00:07,280 --> 02:00:09,280
Very privileged to be a part of it.

2170
02:00:10,280 --> 02:00:12,280
And, uh, what more can I say other than...

2171
02:00:14,280 --> 02:00:15,280
Finesse...

2172
02:00:16,280 --> 02:00:17,280
Seven hours, 24.

2173
02:00:17,280 --> 02:00:19,280
You saw it at the end there.

2174
02:00:19,280 --> 02:00:22,280
A quality, quality bit of speed run.

2175
02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:23,280
Business.

2176
02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:27,280
And now, Leonardo DiCapri's son is tipping in there.

2177
02:00:27,280 --> 02:00:32,280
Thank you very, very much there for that kind-hearted and generous tip.

2178
02:00:33,280 --> 02:00:34,280
Tip Arunas.

2179
02:00:34,280 --> 02:00:36,280
Let's try and get some of this Farage accent.

2180
02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:38,280
And hopefully it's not going to be as...

2181
02:00:39,280 --> 02:00:40,280
A letdown.

2182
02:00:40,280 --> 02:00:41,280
Do you know?

2183
02:00:41,280 --> 02:00:44,280
I mean, the Barrage, the Farage, or Farage at large,

2184
02:00:44,280 --> 02:00:48,280
usually does yield some nice moments of hilarity.

2185
02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:49,280
I'm hoping it's good.

2186
02:00:50,280 --> 02:00:51,280
It was an hour in a pub.

2187
02:00:51,280 --> 02:00:53,280
It's got the talking pints in it.

2188
02:00:53,280 --> 02:00:54,280
It was last night.

2189
02:00:56,280 --> 02:00:57,280
Sorry, that's still rolling.

2190
02:00:57,280 --> 02:00:59,280
We need to end that there.

2191
02:00:59,280 --> 02:01:03,280
And let's see if we can get that up here now with this.

2192
02:01:04,280 --> 02:01:05,280
Let's have a look.

2193
02:01:05,280 --> 02:01:08,280
Can we get a shout-out for Claire?

2194
02:01:09,280 --> 02:01:11,280
Doing all of that sludge destruction.

2195
02:01:11,280 --> 02:01:12,280
You're right, I won't bother you.

2196
02:01:13,280 --> 02:01:18,280
Hideo Kojima, thank you very much for your kind, heart, and generous tip.

2197
02:01:19,280 --> 02:01:24,280
I just feel as though I've shortchanged everybody by not having a Japanese credits list.

2198
02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:27,280
And then my interpretation of it all.

2199
02:01:27,280 --> 02:01:30,280
But I mean, really, that's not a big deal.

2200
02:01:30,280 --> 02:01:31,280
It's just...

2201
02:01:31,280 --> 02:01:33,280
I look forward to those moments.

2202
02:01:33,280 --> 02:01:39,280
See how I bookmarked Farage here last week or the week before.

2203
02:01:39,280 --> 02:01:41,280
But that's not the right one.

2204
02:01:41,280 --> 02:01:45,280
If I hit Farage Tuesday, that's not what I want.

2205
02:01:45,280 --> 02:01:46,280
29th of August.

2206
02:01:46,280 --> 02:01:48,280
We do want that channel.

2207
02:01:48,280 --> 02:01:49,280
Maybe Farage...

2208
02:01:49,280 --> 02:01:50,280
What is it?

2209
02:01:50,280 --> 02:01:52,280
Farage, 15th September.

2210
02:01:55,280 --> 02:01:56,280
15th.

2211
02:01:56,280 --> 02:01:57,280
It would be 14th.

2212
02:01:57,280 --> 02:01:58,280
23 hours ago.

2213
02:01:58,280 --> 02:01:59,280
This is beautiful.

2214
02:01:59,280 --> 02:02:00,280
This is beautiful.

2215
02:02:00,280 --> 02:02:01,280
This is beautiful.

2216
02:02:01,280 --> 02:02:02,280
Let me just...

2217
02:02:02,280 --> 02:02:03,280
...leave with that for a second.

2218
02:02:03,280 --> 02:02:04,280
I just need to go to the Jacks.

2219
02:02:04,280 --> 02:02:05,280
A lot of water.

2220
02:02:05,280 --> 02:02:06,280
A lot of water.

2221
02:02:06,280 --> 02:02:07,280
A lot of water.

2222
02:02:07,280 --> 02:02:08,280
A lot of water.

2223
02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:09,280
A lot of water.

2224
02:02:09,280 --> 02:02:10,280
A lot of water.

2225
02:02:10,280 --> 02:02:10,280
There.

2226
02:02:10,280 --> 02:02:12,280
Then there will be plenty of dry, fine weather across the...

2227
02:02:12,280 --> 02:02:13,280
...the 15th.

2228
02:02:13,280 --> 02:02:14,280
It would be 14th.

2229
02:02:14,280 --> 02:02:15,280
23 hours ago.

2230
02:02:15,280 --> 02:02:16,280
This is beautiful.

2231
02:02:16,280 --> 02:02:17,280
This is beautiful.

2232
02:02:17,280 --> 02:02:18,280
This is beautiful.

2233
02:02:18,280 --> 02:02:19,280
This is beautiful.

2234
02:02:19,280 --> 02:02:20,280
Let me just...

2235
02:02:20,280 --> 02:02:21,280
Let me just...

2236
02:02:21,280 --> 02:02:22,280
...leave with that for a second.

2237
02:02:22,280 --> 02:02:23,280
I just need to go to the Jacks.

2238
02:02:23,280 --> 02:02:24,280
A lot of water.

2239
02:02:24,280 --> 02:02:26,280
It's dry, fine weather across the bulk of England and Wales.

2240
02:02:26,280 --> 02:02:28,280
Though watch out for a few showers developing later on.

2241
02:02:28,280 --> 02:02:32,280
And notice that front that's been around for such a long period of time.

2242
02:02:32,280 --> 02:02:33,280
It's starting to break up.

2243
02:02:33,280 --> 02:02:35,280
So turning dry across those northern areas.

2244
02:02:35,280 --> 02:02:37,280
The risk of some heavy thunderstorms as we...

2245
02:02:37,280 --> 02:02:41,280
What you get for breakfast is something that if we do our jobs right,

2246
02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:44,280
you will wake up to news that you didn't know the night before.

2247
02:02:44,280 --> 02:02:45,280
It's a conversation.

2248
02:02:45,280 --> 02:02:46,280
It's not just me and Eamon.

2249
02:02:46,280 --> 02:02:50,280
We want to get to know you and we want you to get to know us.

2250
02:02:50,280 --> 02:02:53,280
From 6:00, it's breakfast with Eamon and Isabel.

2251
02:02:53,280 --> 02:02:55,280
Monday to Thursdays on GB News.

2252
02:02:55,280 --> 02:02:57,280
Britain's news channel.

2253
02:02:57,280 --> 02:03:02,280
Westminster is going around in ever decreasing circles, followed by the media.

2254
02:03:02,280 --> 02:03:03,280
Britain is broken.

2255
02:03:03,280 --> 02:03:04,280
How on earth...

2256
02:03:04,280 --> 02:03:05,280
Britain is back.

2257
02:03:05,280 --> 02:03:09,280
More importantly, how do we get out of it?

2258
02:03:09,280 --> 02:03:11,280
Join me at 7:00 p.m.

2259
02:03:11,280 --> 02:03:11,840
Lovely stuff.

2260
02:03:13,200 --> 02:03:14,260
Ready to go.

2261
02:03:17,880 --> 02:03:21,000
Skip this shit.

2262
02:03:21,860 --> 02:03:23,880
These intros for their stars.

2263
02:03:24,320 --> 02:03:26,180
Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely.

2264
02:03:26,300 --> 02:03:26,720
Look at that.

2265
02:03:26,800 --> 02:03:34,960
They've got a real bit of an atmosphere created for it.

2266
02:03:35,840 --> 02:03:36,760
It looks shit.

2267
02:03:37,900 --> 02:03:39,860
And go on Nige as well.

2268
02:03:39,940 --> 02:03:42,680
Brian C in the chat says, look at this.

2269
02:03:43,580 --> 02:03:44,760
What are they going for here?

2270
02:03:50,240 --> 02:03:56,240
If you've just tuned in, this has become a kind of a regular thing now

2271
02:03:56,240 --> 02:03:59,300
where I do watch this and look forward to watching it.

2272
02:04:00,820 --> 02:04:02,060
Have you heard that?

2273
02:04:02,060 --> 02:04:06,900
It's a show where basically they just cover five topics.

2274
02:04:07,400 --> 02:04:16,560
And it's like immigrants, ULES cameras, climate stuff, bank, the bank account of Nigel Farage.

2275
02:04:18,480 --> 02:04:19,440
What else?

2276
02:04:22,160 --> 02:04:24,300
I think that's about it.

2277
02:04:24,380 --> 02:04:30,700
Or at least they relate everything that's going on in the news to those five burning issues of the time as well.

2278
02:04:31,360 --> 02:04:33,980
Always rounded off with some pints at the end.

2279
02:04:34,880 --> 02:04:37,540
And it really is hilarious already.

2280
02:04:37,540 --> 02:04:40,520
I'm just going to make that about that size.

2281
02:04:41,460 --> 02:04:42,380
Anaconda GZ.

2282
02:04:42,860 --> 02:04:44,540
Back with the four tweezy.

2283
02:04:44,760 --> 02:04:49,080
I want to say Anaconda G virus has been well and truly dispatched.

2284
02:04:49,160 --> 02:04:50,060
Thank you very much for that.

2285
02:04:50,060 --> 02:04:50,820
I'm not calling you a virus.

2286
02:04:50,940 --> 02:04:54,780
I'm just saying the game had the G virus there, which I'm attributing your name to it.

2287
02:04:55,100 --> 02:04:56,140
Thank you very much for the tip.

2288
02:04:56,240 --> 02:04:58,400
Danny Dyer's chocolate homunculus.

2289
02:04:58,900 --> 02:04:59,400
What's a crack?

2290
02:04:59,460 --> 02:05:01,680
Can you do a shout out to my mate, Dave Glynn?

2291
02:05:02,640 --> 02:05:11,840
It's his birthday and he's recently had a baby girl, but hasn't sorted the pension out and needs to get onto Zurich quick style.

2292
02:05:12,320 --> 02:05:15,840
Can you tell a meandering story that goes nowhere and just ends?

2293
02:05:16,020 --> 02:05:17,280
Well, I have to tell you this.

2294
02:05:17,620 --> 02:05:22,280
It's a great situation that your friend has had a birthday and a baby girl as well.

2295
02:05:23,340 --> 02:05:24,300
And that's it.

2296
02:05:24,780 --> 02:05:26,020
That's the end of that story.

2297
02:05:26,140 --> 02:05:27,260
It went nowhere.

2298
02:05:27,420 --> 02:05:28,680
But I tell you what's going somewhere.

2299
02:05:29,120 --> 02:05:31,800
This show, Farage at Large.

2300
02:05:31,800 --> 02:05:36,860
And it looks from the outset already that last night was a resounding success.

2301
02:05:37,020 --> 02:05:40,800
If anything to be believed by the first moment is there.

2302
02:05:41,580 --> 02:05:44,220
It's like a TFI Friday kind of style.

2303
02:05:45,680 --> 02:05:46,860
Low camera angle.

2304
02:05:47,020 --> 02:05:47,760
You can imagine that.

2305
02:05:49,900 --> 02:05:50,900
Imagine.

2306
02:05:58,760 --> 02:06:03,000
Like, why is it that they're all fucking shouting like they're at a football match even?

2307
02:06:08,360 --> 02:06:10,100
We just try and get that again.

2308
02:06:10,200 --> 02:06:11,980
I think it was a...

2309
02:06:11,980 --> 02:06:15,240
Ocean colour scene, wasn't it?

2310
02:06:19,840 --> 02:06:21,980
See if we can get that going while...

2311
02:06:21,980 --> 02:06:22,980
Yeah.

2312
02:06:29,640 --> 02:06:30,860
It seems to work.

2313
02:06:31,800 --> 02:06:32,660
It seems to work.

2314
02:06:35,260 --> 02:06:36,840
And they've even got an announcer.

2315
02:06:37,040 --> 02:06:37,560
Do you hear this?

2316
02:06:38,140 --> 02:06:39,760
This is how you know it's shite.

2317
02:06:39,860 --> 02:06:49,980
They've gone for a kind of a Saturday night London weekend television Saturday night sludge slot.

2318
02:06:50,120 --> 02:06:56,140
Do you know that kind of sludge slot of Noel's house party sort of schedule?

2319
02:06:56,360 --> 02:07:00,560
I know that wasn't LWC, but you get the drift.

2320
02:07:01,180 --> 02:07:04,580
They have announcers like this that talk like this guy that's on.

2321
02:07:06,960 --> 02:07:08,060
It's Thursday night.

2322
02:07:08,220 --> 02:07:11,760
And this is for Raj at large.

2323
02:07:12,320 --> 02:07:14,160
It's Thursday night.

2324
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:17,680
And this is for Raj.

2325
02:07:17,780 --> 02:07:25,560
As if we've all been waiting, or at least these people have anyway, to get to this pub in Essex.

2326
02:07:26,960 --> 02:07:29,240
Let's make that screen there a little bit bigger.

2327
02:07:29,340 --> 02:07:29,800
That's great.

2328
02:07:29,800 --> 02:07:33,640
Live from Whittam.

2329
02:07:34,240 --> 02:07:38,560
Please welcome your host, Nigel Farage.

2330
02:07:38,880 --> 02:07:39,600
Good evening.

2331
02:07:39,740 --> 02:07:40,840
It's Farage at large.

2332
02:07:40,940 --> 02:07:41,620
We're in Whittam.

2333
02:07:42,180 --> 02:07:44,860
It's Priti Patel's constituency, the former home secretary.

2334
02:07:45,580 --> 02:07:47,940
She'll be joining us live on the program.

2335
02:07:48,460 --> 02:07:50,060
I'm going to have Mark White with me.

2336
02:07:50,440 --> 02:07:51,520
He can use his home.

2337
02:07:51,600 --> 02:07:54,820
He's editor, Steve Taylor from the police federation.

2338
02:07:55,480 --> 02:07:59,920
And Priti Patel is going to tell us when the year star has got to apply on the vote.

2339
02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:03,200
But before we're going to go, let's get the news.

2340
02:08:03,200 --> 02:08:04,000
I've seen Nigel.

2341
02:08:04,000 --> 02:08:08,740
I've seen Nigel on the screen.

2342
02:08:09,400 --> 02:08:14,180
The atmosphere that was created there, I added to it there with the fucking ocean color scene.

2343
02:08:14,280 --> 02:08:18,500
But let's just take a moment to have a look at these situations right here.

2344
02:08:18,580 --> 02:08:21,160
That's what kind of lens are they using there?

2345
02:08:21,200 --> 02:08:25,520
It looks like it's got a filter or a vignette on it around the side.

2346
02:08:26,960 --> 02:08:33,600
Which is really giving this lad his time to shine in the middle, so to speak.

2347
02:08:34,300 --> 02:08:36,200
Steve Taylor from the police federation.

2348
02:08:36,840 --> 02:08:38,760
And Priti Patel is going to tell us.

2349
02:08:40,420 --> 02:08:42,920
Like he's introducing everyone's going wild.

2350
02:08:43,420 --> 02:08:45,800
It's as if these people are fucking celebrities.

2351
02:08:47,800 --> 02:08:50,320
Steve Taylor from the police federation.

2352
02:08:50,520 --> 02:08:54,760
Patel is going to tell us whether Keir Starmer has got it right on the vote.

2353
02:09:14,760 --> 02:09:17,280
Slug tube, thank you very much.

2354
02:09:17,920 --> 02:09:20,440
So we've got a bit of pretty fucking Patel.

2355
02:09:21,000 --> 02:09:23,720
And then there's a woman next to her going menky.

2356
02:09:30,720 --> 02:09:35,400
So that's a big fucking pile of nothing that goes nowhere because they have to introduce the news.

2357
02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:41,400
Don't want to hear it.

2358
02:09:41,780 --> 02:09:42,340
Don't care.

2359
02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:43,580
Don't care.

2360
02:09:43,780 --> 02:09:46,120
We're here for one thing.

2361
02:09:47,000 --> 02:09:47,840
And one thing only.

2362
02:09:48,220 --> 02:09:49,360
Immigrant boat song.

2363
02:09:49,440 --> 02:09:50,800
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2364
02:09:51,200 --> 02:09:54,000
The ocean color scene song.

2365
02:09:54,080 --> 02:09:54,900
The river boat song.

2366
02:09:55,380 --> 02:09:55,760
Indeed.

2367
02:09:56,260 --> 02:10:00,440
How long until he mentions the dinghies coming across the channel.

2368
02:10:01,400 --> 02:10:04,880
I will give him 15.

2369
02:10:05,340 --> 02:10:06,480
I'd give him 20.

2370
02:10:06,580 --> 02:10:11,620
I'd say he'll wait for 20 minutes until the show's got going before he brings that up.

2371
02:10:11,640 --> 02:10:15,760
But it will happen because he hits these points with the regularity.

2372
02:10:15,860 --> 02:10:16,420
There is just.

2373
02:10:17,020 --> 02:10:19,400
It's so pre-programmed.

2374
02:10:19,460 --> 02:10:20,040
It's unbelievable.

2375
02:10:20,220 --> 02:10:21,840
Aaron Flood is saying 20 seconds.

2376
02:10:23,040 --> 02:10:23,760
Not sure.

2377
02:10:23,840 --> 02:10:29,780
Let's see whether or not your predictions regarding this new segment of Farage.

2378
02:10:29,780 --> 02:10:31,240
The Farage Continuum.

2379
02:10:31,360 --> 02:10:32,480
Time Space Continuum.

2380
02:10:32,900 --> 02:10:38,160
Is as on the money as those Resident Evil, Silent Hill and of course numerous other horror

2381
02:10:38,160 --> 02:10:43,020
survival games which you've so kindly guided me through.

2382
02:10:43,280 --> 02:10:44,760
Look at this situation right here.

2383
02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:46,320
A lot of joviality.

2384
02:10:46,460 --> 02:10:48,960
You've got the man from Del Monte in the back.

2385
02:10:49,740 --> 02:10:52,080
But we've as of yet had no stone here.

2386
02:10:52,420 --> 02:10:54,620
Nobody's shouting stone here or anything yet.

2387
02:10:54,620 --> 02:10:55,680
Good evening.

2388
02:10:55,960 --> 02:10:56,940
Well I'm here in Whitten.

2389
02:10:57,620 --> 02:10:58,620
In Northern Essex.

2390
02:10:59,360 --> 02:11:03,320
Just to go back on that TFI Friday intro that we had there,

2391
02:11:03,520 --> 02:11:06,580
I remember they used to do, when it first came on,

2392
02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:07,860
Freak or Unique.

2393
02:11:08,960 --> 02:11:13,000
But those little bits where it looked at the guests there

2394
02:11:13,000 --> 02:11:14,780
looked a bit kind of Freak or Unique-ish.

2395
02:11:15,720 --> 02:11:16,260
See here.

2396
02:11:17,220 --> 02:11:19,000
Kitty Field, thank you very much.

2397
02:11:26,500 --> 02:11:27,620
Freak or Unique.

2398
02:11:27,620 --> 02:11:29,540
Steve Taylor from the Police Federation.

2399
02:11:30,240 --> 02:11:34,700
And Priti Patel is going to tell us whether Keir Starmer has got it right on the vote.

2400
02:11:35,460 --> 02:11:38,040
Let's get the news.

2401
02:11:38,320 --> 02:11:41,100
My Home Secretary should be joining me on the show a little bit later.

2402
02:11:41,180 --> 02:11:41,840
We'll talk about that.

2403
02:11:41,840 --> 02:11:46,580
People going wild like it's fucking A-list slits.

2404
02:11:47,940 --> 02:11:50,660
Have you ever seen democracy manifest video on YouTube?

2405
02:11:51,240 --> 02:11:52,300
Succulent Chinese meal.

2406
02:11:52,420 --> 02:11:54,300
I have not, but I will have a look.

2407
02:11:55,020 --> 02:11:57,800
Your rhetoric will smother you, Sergeant Snow.

2408
02:11:57,800 --> 02:11:58,860
Thank you very much.

2409
02:11:58,980 --> 02:12:01,700
A hard-hitting column in the Sun newspaper today.

2410
02:12:02,000 --> 02:12:04,240
He is going to smash the gangs.

2411
02:12:04,820 --> 02:12:07,600
He's going to treat the gangs as if they were terrorists.

2412
02:12:08,100 --> 02:12:11,600
And we're going to take a lead in Europe.

2413
02:12:11,980 --> 02:12:14,260
I think I'd like a lead in Europe.

2414
02:12:14,260 --> 02:12:14,980
I have heard that once or twice before in my career.

2415
02:12:15,860 --> 02:12:16,760
So what's the plan?

2416
02:12:17,300 --> 02:12:22,020
Well, the plan is that we are going to rejoin Europol.

2417
02:12:22,580 --> 02:12:23,660
Not Interpol.

2418
02:12:24,440 --> 02:12:27,860
Interpol where nation-state police forces cooperate together.

2419
02:12:27,860 --> 02:12:32,180
No, Europol, which is the European Union's own police force.

2420
02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:34,420
But here's the bit I can't believe.

2421
02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:43,020
Even as members of the European Union, we did not join the European Union's refugee and asylum policy.

2422
02:12:43,120 --> 02:12:44,160
We stayed out of it.

2423
02:12:44,880 --> 02:12:48,420
But Starmer says that we will rejoin it.

2424
02:12:48,420 --> 02:12:50,260
We'll do a deal with Brussels.

2425
02:12:50,920 --> 02:12:53,420
He'll be off to see President Macron next week.

2426
02:12:53,640 --> 02:12:56,180
The French will be nice and stop the boats coming.

2427
02:12:59,880 --> 02:13:02,220
Well, optimism is a wonderful quality in life.

2428
02:13:03,180 --> 02:13:09,140
And in return, we will then take our share of the number of people crossing the Mediterranean.

2429
02:13:10,280 --> 02:13:11,900
Hey, it's there already.

2430
02:13:12,340 --> 02:13:14,120
Aaron Flood within 20 seconds.

2431
02:13:14,600 --> 02:13:18,180
I said 20 minutes, but it's right there straight away.

2432
02:13:18,860 --> 02:13:24,440
I think, I don't know if anybody got closer to Aaron Flood's guess there,

2433
02:13:24,440 --> 02:13:29,960
but Aaron Flood probably was the only person I saw who made that prediction.

2434
02:13:31,000 --> 02:13:38,180
Just going to have a quick scroll there to see if anybody else had that in their migrants crossing the channel.

2435
02:13:38,380 --> 02:13:39,360
Bingo card.

2436
02:13:39,780 --> 02:13:41,260
Can't really see anything here.

2437
02:13:41,280 --> 02:13:42,200
20 seconds.

2438
02:13:42,980 --> 02:13:43,640
Lovely bit of see.

2439
02:13:43,720 --> 02:13:45,920
Five minutes, says Rockstar IE.

2440
02:13:46,000 --> 02:13:51,580
I think it was Rockstar who has probably managed to get that one.

2441
02:13:51,680 --> 02:13:53,780
Yeah, 20 seconds I was right, Aaron Flood.

2442
02:13:53,780 --> 02:13:55,800
So he did actually mention it before then.

2443
02:13:57,640 --> 02:13:58,960
Maybe, maybe I missed that.

2444
02:13:59,400 --> 02:14:01,300
But look at the lighting here.

2445
02:14:01,300 --> 02:14:02,100
It's terrible.

2446
02:14:02,880 --> 02:14:05,740
It really is sort of student-y stuff.

2447
02:14:05,740 --> 02:14:06,960
It's odd.

2448
02:14:07,680 --> 02:14:08,460
It's bizarre.

2449
02:14:08,920 --> 02:14:09,760
It's beguiling.

2450
02:14:10,380 --> 02:14:15,700
Even that 8,000 people have arrived in Lampedusa alone, the Italian island, in the last three days.

2451
02:14:15,700 --> 02:14:16,300
We have word there.

2452
02:14:16,300 --> 02:14:18,840
Somebody's after saying there was a go on nige.

2453
02:14:18,840 --> 02:14:21,620
We would actually be taking more people illegally coming.

2454
02:14:21,620 --> 02:14:24,720
We'll go back there.

2455
02:14:29,720 --> 02:14:30,840
Listen for a go on.

2456
02:14:33,340 --> 02:14:34,440
Good evening.

2457
02:14:34,720 --> 02:14:37,340
Well, I'm here in Whitton, in northern Essex.

2458
02:14:37,960 --> 02:14:41,160
It is the constituency of Kiti Patel, the former Home Secretary.

2459
02:14:41,340 --> 02:14:43,340
She'll be joining me on the show a little bit later.

2460
02:14:43,420 --> 02:14:44,140
We'll talk about that.

2461
02:14:44,220 --> 02:14:44,920
We'll talk about crime.

2462
02:14:44,920 --> 02:14:45,860
We couldn't hear it there.

2463
02:14:45,860 --> 02:14:46,860
And other things too.

2464
02:14:47,600 --> 02:14:50,020
Maybe, maybe there was something there.

2465
02:14:50,260 --> 02:14:52,880
Maybe there's the same guy that says it every time.

2466
02:14:53,020 --> 02:14:55,480
The number of people crossing the Mediterranean.

2467
02:14:56,520 --> 02:15:03,100
Given that 8,000 people have arrived in Lampedusa alone, the Italian island, in the last three days.

2468
02:15:03,100 --> 02:15:03,780
Lampedusa is accurate.

2469
02:15:03,780 --> 02:15:10,560
It seems to me we would actually be taking more people illegally coming from other parts of the world than we currently are.

2470
02:15:10,560 --> 02:15:14,900
And I don't believe for one moment it would even stop the boats.

2471
02:15:15,500 --> 02:15:17,080
It's a policy that won't work.

2472
02:15:17,080 --> 02:15:18,360
Sergeant Snow, thank you very much for the tip.

2473
02:15:18,360 --> 02:15:23,260
That's a policy that takes us back much closer to being members of the European Union.

2474
02:15:23,860 --> 02:15:29,560
And I think Starmer's Labour Party, frankly, have made a very, very big mistake today.

2475
02:15:29,820 --> 02:15:31,300
That's my take on where we are.

2476
02:15:31,860 --> 02:15:35,780
But I'm joined now by GB News' Home and Security Editor, Mark White.

2477
02:15:36,100 --> 02:15:38,360
Mark, were you surprised with the Labour announcement?

2478
02:15:39,120 --> 02:15:40,480
Well, not really.

2479
02:15:40,660 --> 02:15:44,660
But he's clearly wanting to set himself apart from the Conservatives.

2480
02:15:44,660 --> 02:15:46,940
And there's no doubt he has done that.

2481
02:15:47,180 --> 02:15:49,420
So far, not as jovial.

2482
02:15:49,420 --> 02:15:51,380
The potential difficulty going forward for Labour here is that.

2483
02:15:51,820 --> 02:15:53,160
Or as rambunctious.

2484
02:15:53,180 --> 02:15:54,020
There is no way on earth.

2485
02:15:54,020 --> 02:15:57,920
As last week's or two weeks ago is where he's in a fucking beer garden.

2486
02:15:57,940 --> 02:16:04,620
To a returns agreement unless the UK takes a share of the asylum.

2487
02:16:04,620 --> 02:16:05,360
What's going on?

2488
02:16:06,360 --> 02:16:07,940
First clanger there, look.

2489
02:16:08,000 --> 02:16:09,760
What's going on with the lighting in the background?

2490
02:16:09,760 --> 02:16:15,700
Again, this is a production with real-time budgetary and manpower constraints.

2491
02:16:16,000 --> 02:16:19,440
And look at the state of the lighting going on here in the background.

2492
02:16:19,640 --> 02:16:24,240
The UK takes a share of the asylum.

2493
02:16:24,240 --> 02:16:25,000
That's insane.

2494
02:16:25,880 --> 02:16:27,780
And then they cut to this camera here.

2495
02:16:27,780 --> 02:16:29,820
Because the immigrants in the European Union.

2496
02:16:30,000 --> 02:16:30,520
Which is accepted.

2497
02:16:30,560 --> 02:16:31,360
It's a shambles.

2498
02:16:32,240 --> 02:16:33,380
That's shambolic, lads.

2499
02:16:33,640 --> 02:16:40,080
Unless the UK takes a share of the asylum seekers, the immigrants in the European Union.

2500
02:16:40,080 --> 02:16:40,880
Which is accepted.

2501
02:16:40,880 --> 02:16:45,880
And in doing that, of course you don't have any real-

2502
02:16:45,880 --> 02:16:46,880
They say in college.

2503
02:16:46,880 --> 02:16:50,320
The sight of just what it's going to be from year to year.

2504
02:16:50,320 --> 02:16:53,280
If we look at this year, you talked about Lampedusa Chronic.

2505
02:16:53,760 --> 02:16:57,300
They are 60 balls, that country, through the Mediterranean route.

2506
02:16:57,600 --> 02:16:58,560
Compared to who cares this?

2507
02:16:58,560 --> 02:16:59,560
Yes, that's what he's saying.

2508
02:16:59,560 --> 02:17:01,320
There doesn't seem to be any shouting.

2509
02:17:01,320 --> 02:17:02,000
But we have to take Charlotte.

2510
02:17:02,000 --> 02:17:03,000
And given that Poland are saying no.

2511
02:17:03,000 --> 02:17:04,060
That's a lovely stock footage here.

2512
02:17:04,060 --> 02:17:05,000
Given that Hungary are saying no.

2513
02:17:05,000 --> 02:17:07,000
Really underscores the message of Nigel.

2514
02:17:07,000 --> 02:17:08,000
Given that Sadakia are saying no.

2515
02:17:08,000 --> 02:17:09,440
But now Germany, I think, has said enough.

2516
02:17:09,440 --> 02:17:11,200
This could be a huge number of people.

2517
02:17:11,200 --> 02:17:12,880
Where it's come, please, and utter a kiosk.

2518
02:17:12,880 --> 02:17:15,140
Well, we've got a huge row erupting within the European Union.

2519
02:17:15,140 --> 02:17:17,980
The eastern border states, of course.

2520
02:17:17,980 --> 02:17:22,120
There are a very hard line on those coming into their countries.

2521
02:17:22,120 --> 02:17:28,360
But now you have the situation fed up of all those who are coming in, and the hundreds of thousands each year.

2522
02:17:28,920 --> 02:17:31,220
And they're saying enough.

2523
02:17:31,520 --> 02:17:34,200
But then Germany and France are falling out with Italy.

2524
02:17:34,760 --> 02:17:37,040
And they don't want to take any more migrants.

2525
02:17:37,040 --> 02:17:37,760
Where the fuck is that?

2526
02:17:37,760 --> 02:17:42,980
You know, I was a lone voice in 2015 in the European Parliament as they set this policy up.

2527
02:17:43,480 --> 02:17:44,460
Which said that anyone that crossed the map.

2528
02:17:44,460 --> 02:17:47,940
Imagine trying to have a pint on a quiet Thursday night, says James P.

2529
02:17:48,160 --> 02:17:50,560
And Farage shows up screaming.

2530
02:17:51,260 --> 02:17:54,040
It's interesting to wonder where this fucking place is.

2531
02:17:54,100 --> 02:17:55,560
It says it's in Essex or whatever.

2532
02:17:55,800 --> 02:17:57,820
But it's like, imagine it's the end of the working week.

2533
02:17:57,880 --> 02:18:02,220
And then you want to just go and fucking watch this sort of stuff and get pissed in a pub.

2534
02:18:02,220 --> 02:18:03,080
We have our own problems here, don't we?

2535
02:18:03,080 --> 02:18:04,000
We have our own problems with the big of Stockholm.

2536
02:18:04,760 --> 02:18:05,380
And just down the road.

2537
02:18:05,380 --> 02:18:06,800
There's a few people that want to do it.

2538
02:18:06,800 --> 02:18:11,440
And we've got a situation, of course, where there are more than 50,000 people staying in hotels.

2539
02:18:11,440 --> 02:18:13,500
Deval says they've built the pub for the interview.

2540
02:18:13,500 --> 02:18:16,380
At the cost of almost £7 million a day.

2541
02:18:16,760 --> 02:18:19,720
Now, the government has got to try to find a solution to that.

2542
02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:25,020
Their solution is to try to put them in more purpose-built accommodation centres.

2543
02:18:25,140 --> 02:18:34,020
You can see the logic in that, except when you happen to be in the community where they're putting, in the case of Wethersfield, 1,700 young men.

2544
02:18:34,020 --> 02:18:40,160
Now, what I've been told about Wethersfield so far is there's less than 200 people around criminality.

2545
02:18:40,720 --> 02:18:49,500
We want to get to some moments where the fucking audience chip in.

2546
02:18:49,720 --> 02:18:53,920
I can sense, with that start, the TFI Friday-esque.

2547
02:18:53,980 --> 02:18:55,160
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2548
02:18:55,240 --> 02:18:56,480
Pretty atrocious.

2549
02:18:57,480 --> 02:19:00,980
Do you reckon people apply for tickets to the show, or is it some sort of community service situation?

2550
02:19:01,120 --> 02:19:03,940
He does announce during the week that he's going to be doing this.

2551
02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:11,960
But I'd say the applicants are heavily vetted, lest they let in someone who's going to fucking cover him in paint,

2552
02:19:12,120 --> 02:19:17,860
or do a don't-stop-oil, or just, I mean, just-stop-oil kind of bit of business at it.

2553
02:19:18,260 --> 02:19:26,820
But, um, yeah, it started really strong with the TFI vibe, and then it's gone to-

2554
02:19:26,820 --> 02:19:27,680
Pshhh!

2555
02:19:27,960 --> 02:19:33,140
Organised by Professor Matthew Goodwin, and one of the questions was, in your view, has immigration to Britain in recent years-

2556
02:19:33,140 --> 02:19:39,960
Don't stop, OIL, and this kid doesn't really look like he knows whether or not he wants to be there.

2557
02:19:42,000 --> 02:19:45,780
Worse, 45%, the rest, no difference, don't know.

2558
02:19:46,260 --> 02:19:48,500
Bit of a guffaw there from the audience?

2559
02:19:49,960 --> 02:19:52,980
Worse, better, 1%.

2560
02:19:52,980 --> 02:19:58,940
Worse, 45%, the rest, no difference, don't know.

2561
02:19:59,180 --> 02:20:05,640
So it seems, Mark, there is a growing perception that of those young men that are crossing the English Channel,

2562
02:20:06,140 --> 02:20:08,880
there are some, perhaps too many, with bad intentions.

2563
02:20:09,320 --> 02:20:10,560
Yeah, there's a couple of issues there.

2564
02:20:10,560 --> 02:20:12,540
With regard to our national offenders-

2565
02:20:12,540 --> 02:20:12,960
Come on, man.

2566
02:20:12,960 --> 02:20:13,840
The people-seek-

2567
02:20:13,840 --> 02:20:15,160
Come on, where's the sauce?

2568
02:20:15,360 --> 02:20:24,780
We want some fucking people who are pissed, shouting stuff, much to the effect of the Stoneham comments that were made last week.

2569
02:20:25,200 --> 02:20:30,000
Pepsi Scrolls, thank you very much there. It's been a bad week, but you're taking me up to the Matthews Bridge.

2570
02:20:30,720 --> 02:20:33,260
Hey, don't thank me. Thank fucking John Otto.

2571
02:20:34,080 --> 02:20:43,120
The son of the 46th President of the United States of America has been indicted on three federal firearm charges.

2572
02:20:44,540 --> 02:20:47,560
Yeah! Stone him!

2573
02:20:47,560 --> 02:20:51,220
In a moment, I'm going to talk to you.

2574
02:20:51,220 --> 02:20:51,920
Go on, Dodge!

2575
02:20:52,380 --> 02:20:53,880
Like, who cares?

2576
02:20:54,840 --> 02:20:55,160
Do you know?

2577
02:20:55,160 --> 02:21:01,100
Taylor, he's an Essex guy, and he's a member of the National Board of the Police Federation.

2578
02:21:01,600 --> 02:21:07,560
We're going to talk about crime, rising levels of crime, and what the hell do we do about this epidemic of shoplifting?

2579
02:21:08,020 --> 02:21:14,620
Tell you, I can't wait. I've finished work on fucking Thursday. I'm going straight down the fucking pub in Essex.

2580
02:21:15,180 --> 02:21:17,180
I'm gonna be making a difference.

2581
02:21:18,540 --> 02:21:20,920
Gonna be making a fucking difference, son.

2582
02:21:20,920 --> 02:21:26,120
By watching Viraj, who's gonna be doing the business on GB News Live.

2583
02:21:26,120 --> 02:21:29,160
Watch out for the fucking final drop coming down again

2584
02:21:29,160 --> 02:21:34,600
What you get from Brexit?

2585
02:21:34,740 --> 02:21:35,220
No, the night

2586
02:21:35,220 --> 02:21:35,940
I have a lesson

2587
02:21:35,940 --> 02:21:36,680
I'm British

2588
02:21:36,680 --> 02:21:37,680
I'm British

2589
02:21:37,680 --> 02:21:38,400
I'm British

2590
02:21:38,400 --> 02:21:38,800
I'm British

2591
02:21:38,800 --> 02:21:39,120
I'm British

2592
02:21:39,120 --> 02:21:39,680
I'm British

2593
02:21:39,680 --> 02:21:40,180
I'm British

2594
02:21:40,180 --> 02:21:40,640
I'm British

2595
02:21:40,640 --> 02:21:41,180
I'm British

2596
02:21:41,180 --> 02:21:49,720
And look at this as well

2597
02:21:49,720 --> 02:21:51,480
Very proud they are

2598
02:21:51,480 --> 02:21:53,260
Winner of News Presenter

2599
02:21:53,260 --> 02:21:54,700
2023

2600
02:21:54,700 --> 02:21:57,180
At none other

2601
02:21:57,180 --> 02:22:00,320
Than the Trick Awards

2602
02:22:00,320 --> 02:22:02,320
Ooh

2603
02:22:02,320 --> 02:22:03,600
Shoplifter

2604
02:22:03,600 --> 02:22:04,400
Thank you very much

2605
02:22:04,400 --> 02:22:06,080
I think they were tricked

2606
02:22:06,080 --> 02:22:08,800
I think the only people being tricked here

2607
02:22:08,800 --> 02:22:10,080
Are the

2608
02:22:10,080 --> 02:22:11,980
Are Farage's production team

2609
02:22:11,980 --> 02:22:14,040
Into believing that the Trick Awards

2610
02:22:14,040 --> 02:22:17,180
Were actually a reputable fucking award

2611
02:22:17,180 --> 02:22:18,160
To be shouting about

2612
02:22:18,160 --> 02:22:19,100
Never even heard of them

2613
02:22:19,100 --> 02:22:21,880
Who has heard of the Trick Awards?

2614
02:22:21,880 --> 02:22:24,500
APPLAUSE

2615
02:22:24,500 --> 02:22:29,500
OK, we are going to talk Prime

2616
02:22:29,500 --> 02:22:36,660
And Steve Taylor is a National Board Member of the Police Federation of England and Wales

2617
02:22:36,660 --> 02:22:41,500
And formerly until 2020 he was the Essex Police Federation Chairman

2618
02:22:41,500 --> 02:22:43,880
Steve, welcome to the programme

2619
02:22:43,880 --> 02:22:45,220
Now I mentioned earlier some polling

2620
02:22:45,220 --> 02:22:46,240
Serious stuff now

2621
02:22:46,240 --> 02:22:46,560
Please

2622
02:22:46,560 --> 02:22:49,020
I think very pertinent to this conversation

2623
02:22:49,020 --> 02:22:49,840
People polling

2624
02:22:49,840 --> 02:22:51,660
And ask the question

2625
02:22:51,660 --> 02:22:53,740
By the way, this is national

2626
02:22:53,740 --> 02:22:54,240
Yeah

2627
02:22:54,240 --> 02:22:55,360
Generally speaking

2628
02:22:55,360 --> 02:22:57,000
Do you believe

2629
02:22:57,000 --> 02:22:58,720
That the level of crime is increasing

2630
02:22:59,340 --> 02:22:59,720
Decreasing

2631
02:23:00,420 --> 02:23:01,180
Good point

2632
02:23:01,180 --> 02:23:05,280
We've got an observation from the chat there

2633
02:23:05,280 --> 02:23:07,100
Barakes Pollux said

2634
02:23:07,100 --> 02:23:09,400
The young lad has lost the glasses

2635
02:23:09,400 --> 02:23:11,340
During the break

2636
02:23:11,340 --> 02:23:13,560
I wonder whether or not that was a production

2637
02:23:13,560 --> 02:23:17,740
Note or did he remove them of his own volition

2638
02:23:17,740 --> 02:23:21,780
What would that signify if that is true?

2639
02:23:21,860 --> 02:23:23,560
If that hypothesis is true

2640
02:23:23,560 --> 02:23:25,880
That they don't want someone wearing glasses in the front row

2641
02:23:25,880 --> 02:23:26,780
It doesn't make sense

2642
02:23:26,780 --> 02:23:29,180
Because you've got this fella here

2643
02:23:29,180 --> 02:23:31,940
He's well and truly glassed up

2644
02:23:31,940 --> 02:23:33,820
And

2645
02:23:33,820 --> 02:23:36,160
She's wearing glasses as well

2646
02:23:36,160 --> 02:23:37,320
So it doesn't make sense

2647
02:23:37,320 --> 02:23:38,360
In fact

2648
02:23:38,360 --> 02:23:41,280
They don't really seem to care about the cut

2649
02:23:41,280 --> 02:23:42,080
Of the jib

2650
02:23:42,080 --> 02:23:44,220
Of the people that are in the background of these things

2651
02:23:44,220 --> 02:23:46,140
That's what I've seemed to notice anyway

2652
02:23:46,140 --> 02:23:47,060
They haven't put any

2653
02:23:47,060 --> 02:23:48,860
Like they haven't selected

2654
02:23:48,860 --> 02:23:51,340
Oh we need to get cool looking people

2655
02:23:51,340 --> 02:23:51,760
Because

2656
02:23:51,760 --> 02:23:55,480
It's generally a same sort of group

2657
02:23:55,480 --> 02:23:56,720
I mean he's an outlier

2658
02:23:56,720 --> 02:23:57,760
The young fella there

2659
02:23:57,760 --> 02:23:58,800
He's actually young

2660
02:23:58,800 --> 02:23:59,100
You know

2661
02:23:59,100 --> 02:24:00,700
I mean it's usually just like people

2662
02:24:00,700 --> 02:24:02,020
Who are a lot older than him

2663
02:24:02,020 --> 02:24:03,360
Paying in Britain was the question we asked

2664
02:24:03,360 --> 02:24:04,060
As you can see there

2665
02:24:04,060 --> 02:24:05,300
And the result we got

2666
02:24:05,300 --> 02:24:08,540
Was increasing 62%

2667
02:24:08,540 --> 02:24:11,220
Decreasing 2%

2668
02:24:11,220 --> 02:24:11,620
Now

2669
02:24:11,620 --> 02:24:13,500
Some people say

2670
02:24:13,500 --> 02:24:15,180
Oh well maybe that's not right

2671
02:24:15,180 --> 02:24:16,780
National figures say different

2672
02:24:16,780 --> 02:24:18,580
But I've almost got the feeling Steve

2673
02:24:18,580 --> 02:24:20,060
That so many crimes now

2674
02:24:20,060 --> 02:24:22,100
Don't even bother to get reported

2675
02:24:22,100 --> 02:24:23,260
That there is

2676
02:24:23,260 --> 02:24:24,300
And even this town

2677
02:24:24,300 --> 02:24:26,560
This very nice market town in North Essex

2678
02:24:26,560 --> 02:24:27,380
Actually

2679
02:24:27,380 --> 02:24:29,060
If you look at the crime levels here

2680
02:24:29,060 --> 02:24:30,040
Violence

2681
02:24:30,040 --> 02:24:31,320
Sexual offences

2682
02:24:31,320 --> 02:24:32,120
Theft

2683
02:24:32,120 --> 02:24:34,040
It's not a pretty picture is it?

2684
02:24:34,240 --> 02:24:36,680
Ash where the fuck is this place anyway?

2685
02:24:37,560 --> 02:24:37,960
Witham

2686
02:24:37,960 --> 02:24:44,340
A town in Essex

2687
02:24:44,340 --> 02:24:47,000
Population 25,000

2688
02:24:47,000 --> 02:24:52,280
Out there

2689
02:24:52,280 --> 02:24:56,740
It's got a fucking Morrison's

2690
02:24:56,740 --> 02:24:58,160
It's got a Tesco Superstore

2691
02:24:58,160 --> 02:25:00,040
It's got a White Hart

2692
02:25:00,040 --> 02:25:01,280
A pub called the White Hart

2693
02:25:01,280 --> 02:25:10,280
Let's go for a little meander

2694
02:25:10,280 --> 02:25:11,300
Down the town here

2695
02:25:11,300 --> 02:25:12,320
For a moment or two

2696
02:25:12,320 --> 02:25:13,260
Just to really get

2697
02:25:13,260 --> 02:25:15,300
Soak up a bit of the atmosphere

2698
02:25:15,300 --> 02:25:16,300
And ambience

2699
02:25:16,300 --> 02:25:17,720
And vibe of the place

2700
02:25:17,720 --> 02:25:19,360
So we know what we're dealing with here

2701
02:25:19,360 --> 02:25:20,160
It's got a subway

2702
02:25:20,160 --> 02:25:22,780
And it's quite nice

2703
02:25:22,780 --> 02:25:23,900
It's a click and collect

2704
02:25:23,900 --> 02:25:25,040
A Gregg's

2705
02:25:25,040 --> 02:25:27,300
Top of the range Gregg's

2706
02:25:27,300 --> 02:25:29,540
And look at that

2707
02:25:29,540 --> 02:25:30,700
Shopping centre as well

2708
02:25:30,700 --> 02:25:32,700
Games Arena UK

2709
02:25:32,700 --> 02:25:34,920
Holy shit

2710
02:25:34,920 --> 02:25:36,520
Holy smokes

2711
02:25:36,520 --> 02:25:38,940
Holy smoke bombs

2712
02:25:38,940 --> 02:25:39,960
Be a lot of games

2713
02:25:39,960 --> 02:25:40,920
To be played up there

2714
02:25:40,920 --> 02:25:42,000
Bed Fred

2715
02:25:42,000 --> 02:25:42,820
Tea Rooms

2716
02:25:42,820 --> 02:25:45,240
Toast

2717
02:25:45,240 --> 02:25:51,700
The Grove

2718
02:25:51,700 --> 02:25:54,240
Is that a Poundland?

2719
02:25:54,420 --> 02:25:55,100
It is

2720
02:25:55,100 --> 02:25:55,700
It's got

2721
02:25:55,700 --> 02:25:57,500
It's got a great Poundland

2722
02:25:57,500 --> 02:25:59,020
A lovely

2723
02:25:59,020 --> 02:26:01,120
Betting shop number two

2724
02:26:01,120 --> 02:26:04,100
There's the George

2725
02:26:04,100 --> 02:26:08,200
The Royal Café

2726
02:26:08,200 --> 02:26:09,200
Goodfellas

2727
02:26:09,200 --> 02:26:12,460
The art of traditional

2728
02:26:12,460 --> 02:26:14,140
Turkish barbering there

2729
02:26:14,140 --> 02:26:15,100
Goodfellas

2730
02:26:15,100 --> 02:26:20,980
Sophisticics

2731
02:26:20,980 --> 02:26:22,020
Thank you very much there

2732
02:26:22,020 --> 02:26:23,620
I live down the road

2733
02:26:23,620 --> 02:26:24,560
From with them

2734
02:26:24,560 --> 02:26:25,100
You say

2735
02:26:25,100 --> 02:26:27,880
It's not very nice

2736
02:26:27,880 --> 02:26:29,660
People round here

2737
02:26:29,660 --> 02:26:30,700
Call it

2738
02:26:30,700 --> 02:26:31,700
Shit them

2739
02:26:31,700 --> 02:26:33,680
Well that is the view

2740
02:26:33,680 --> 02:26:34,500
Of one

2741
02:26:34,500 --> 02:26:35,600
Viewer

2742
02:26:35,600 --> 02:26:36,640
That doesn't make up

2743
02:26:36,640 --> 02:26:37,260
The fucking view

2744
02:26:37,260 --> 02:26:38,020
Of everyone else

2745
02:26:38,020 --> 02:26:39,280
But thanks for the tip as well

2746
02:26:39,280 --> 02:26:40,520
There are sophistices as well

2747
02:26:40,520 --> 02:26:42,580
That is with them

2748
02:26:42,580 --> 02:26:45,660
And according to Farage

2749
02:26:45,660 --> 02:26:46,740
It's been

2750
02:26:46,740 --> 02:26:48,460
It's become a crime

2751
02:26:48,460 --> 02:26:49,500
Hotbed

2752
02:26:49,500 --> 02:26:51,960
In the UK

2753
02:26:51,960 --> 02:26:53,800
And we should all

2754
02:26:53,800 --> 02:26:55,080
Be fucking worried

2755
02:26:55,080 --> 02:26:57,240
And I wonder

2756
02:26:57,240 --> 02:26:58,040
Whereabouts

2757
02:26:58,040 --> 02:26:59,880
The pub is

2758
02:26:59,880 --> 02:27:00,540
That he's doing

2759
02:27:00,540 --> 02:27:01,680
This fucking thing from

2760
02:27:01,680 --> 02:27:06,920
Maybe it was that one

2761
02:27:06,920 --> 02:27:07,460
That first

2762
02:27:07,460 --> 02:27:08,820
That white heart place

2763
02:27:08,820 --> 02:27:09,680
Ah fuck it

2764
02:27:09,680 --> 02:27:11,520
More on this

2765
02:27:11,520 --> 02:27:12,360
More on that later

2766
02:27:12,360 --> 02:27:13,600
Very easy to be dismissive

2767
02:27:13,600 --> 02:27:14,420
Of any figures

2768
02:27:14,420 --> 02:27:15,020
From any

2769
02:27:15,020 --> 02:27:16,280
And we've got a little bit

2770
02:27:16,280 --> 02:27:17,080
Of retribution

2771
02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:18,380
For the place of with them

2772
02:27:18,380 --> 02:27:18,980
There's sophistic

2773
02:27:18,980 --> 02:27:20,260
Saying that the Chinese

2774
02:27:20,260 --> 02:27:21,900
Is banging

2775
02:27:21,900 --> 02:27:23,440
So not all bad

2776
02:27:23,440 --> 02:27:24,440
For with them

2777
02:27:24,440 --> 02:27:25,600
Or shit them

2778
02:27:25,600 --> 02:27:26,480
As it's being

2779
02:27:26,480 --> 02:27:27,800
Dubbed

2780
02:27:27,800 --> 02:27:29,240
Because you can pick and choose

2781
02:27:29,240 --> 02:27:29,800
As you go

2782
02:27:29,800 --> 02:27:31,760
Was that a statue of Thatcher

2783
02:27:31,760 --> 02:27:32,380
Back there

2784
02:27:32,380 --> 02:27:32,920
That could

2785
02:27:32,920 --> 02:27:34,680
Take it down a few notches

2786
02:27:34,680 --> 02:27:36,160
Alright if that's the truth

2787
02:27:36,160 --> 02:27:37,020
I'm not sure

2788
02:27:37,020 --> 02:27:37,880
It was a lady

2789
02:27:37,880 --> 02:27:39,280
With a dog

2790
02:27:39,280 --> 02:27:40,840
A lady

2791
02:27:40,840 --> 02:27:42,260
With a dog

2792
02:27:42,260 --> 02:27:43,300
And look at that

2793
02:27:43,300 --> 02:27:44,820
We can't really tell

2794
02:27:44,820 --> 02:27:45,840
I don't think it's a

2795
02:27:45,840 --> 02:27:47,060
Doesn't look like a

2796
02:27:47,060 --> 02:27:48,280
Thatcherite hat

2797
02:27:48,280 --> 02:27:50,360
Hatcherite

2798
02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:52,280
I'm not sure

2799
02:27:52,280 --> 02:27:53,600
But uh look

2800
02:27:53,600 --> 02:27:56,200
You never know

2801
02:27:56,200 --> 02:27:58,180
You never know

2802
02:27:58,180 --> 02:28:00,060
These kinds of places

2803
02:28:00,060 --> 02:28:05,940
Just have another quick

2804
02:28:05,940 --> 02:28:07,500
Scooch up the other street here

2805
02:28:07,500 --> 02:28:08,600
Sorry I'm intrigued

2806
02:28:08,600 --> 02:28:12,100
Uh I wonder was Farage

2807
02:28:12,100 --> 02:28:14,020
Doing his business in there

2808
02:28:14,020 --> 02:28:16,020
Anaconda G

2809
02:28:16,020 --> 02:28:18,300
Back with the

2810
02:28:18,300 --> 02:28:19,320
Fortui

2811
02:28:19,320 --> 02:28:21,320
You know me

2812
02:28:21,320 --> 02:28:23,060
Thanking you

2813
02:28:23,060 --> 02:28:24,420
V much

2814
02:28:24,420 --> 02:28:25,200
For that

2815
02:28:25,200 --> 02:28:28,200
Hotel room tariffs there

2816
02:28:28,200 --> 02:28:29,220
If you're interested

2817
02:28:29,220 --> 02:28:30,220
In the white heart

2818
02:28:30,220 --> 02:28:31,000
And look at this

2819
02:28:31,000 --> 02:28:32,720
Seven to seven solutions

2820
02:28:32,720 --> 02:28:34,420
Kitchens

2821
02:28:34,420 --> 02:28:35,040
Bedrooms

2822
02:28:35,040 --> 02:28:36,220
Wide range of

2823
02:28:36,220 --> 02:28:37,360
Styles and colours

2824
02:28:37,360 --> 02:28:39,100
Made to measure sizes

2825
02:28:39,100 --> 02:28:40,600
Bathrooms

2826
02:28:40,600 --> 02:28:41,060
Studies

2827
02:28:41,620 --> 02:28:42,060
Bespoke

2828
02:28:42,720 --> 02:28:43,220
Solid

2829
02:28:43,220 --> 02:28:43,900
And painted

2830
02:28:43,900 --> 02:28:44,060
Ranges

2831
02:28:44,780 --> 02:28:46,920
And the bunting

2832
02:28:46,920 --> 02:28:47,900
Is out there

2833
02:28:47,900 --> 02:28:48,500
As well

2834
02:28:48,500 --> 02:28:49,780
We've got another

2835
02:28:49,780 --> 02:28:50,640
Brick or brack

2836
02:28:50,640 --> 02:28:52,180
Fabs

2837
02:28:52,180 --> 02:28:53,540
It looks great

2838
02:28:53,540 --> 02:28:54,440
Looks like it's

2839
02:28:54,440 --> 02:28:55,300
Looks better than

2840
02:28:55,300 --> 02:28:55,940
Poundland

2841
02:28:55,940 --> 02:28:57,440
Down the way

2842
02:28:57,440 --> 02:28:59,680
Uh we've got

2843
02:28:59,680 --> 02:29:00,320
Another

2844
02:29:00,320 --> 02:29:01,220
Barber's

2845
02:29:01,220 --> 02:29:01,980
Called another

2846
02:29:01,980 --> 02:29:03,240
Barber's

2847
02:29:03,240 --> 02:29:05,800
Barstow Eves

2848
02:29:05,800 --> 02:29:06,720
Bit of property

2849
02:29:06,720 --> 02:29:07,220
There

2850
02:29:07,220 --> 02:29:10,040
And none other

2851
02:29:10,040 --> 02:29:11,320
Than my money man

2852
02:29:11,320 --> 02:29:13,240
Which is a currency

2853
02:29:13,240 --> 02:29:14,760
Swap shop or a

2854
02:29:14,760 --> 02:29:16,200
Trade stuff in that

2855
02:29:16,200 --> 02:29:16,900
You've robbed from

2856
02:29:16,900 --> 02:29:17,760
Someone's gaff

2857
02:29:17,760 --> 02:29:18,820
For money

2858
02:29:18,820 --> 02:29:20,300
Quick cash

2859
02:29:20,300 --> 02:29:23,060
Scenario there

2860
02:29:23,060 --> 02:29:25,260
Um

2861
02:29:25,260 --> 02:29:27,780
Few little side streets

2862
02:29:27,780 --> 02:29:29,460
Nothing too major

2863
02:29:29,460 --> 02:29:30,760
Going on around this

2864
02:29:30,760 --> 02:29:31,940
Place it looks like

2865
02:29:31,940 --> 02:29:32,940
It could really be a

2866
02:29:32,940 --> 02:29:33,220
Boring

2867
02:29:33,220 --> 02:29:35,080
Place to be

2868
02:29:35,080 --> 02:29:35,760
Around

2869
02:29:35,760 --> 02:29:37,160
Most of the time

2870
02:29:37,160 --> 02:29:38,480
The old town hall

2871
02:29:38,480 --> 02:29:39,380
Is still doing a bit

2872
02:29:39,380 --> 02:29:39,920
Of business

2873
02:29:39,920 --> 02:29:42,280
But I can't really

2874
02:29:42,280 --> 02:29:43,260
See any crime

2875
02:29:43,260 --> 02:29:45,780
And Monday

2876
02:29:45,780 --> 02:29:48,760
Has been informed

2877
02:29:48,760 --> 02:29:49,800
Of your whereabouts

2878
02:29:49,800 --> 02:29:51,200
He's not happy

2879
02:29:51,200 --> 02:29:54,400
Another betting shop

2880
02:29:54,400 --> 02:29:55,240
There's three of them

2881
02:29:55,240 --> 02:29:56,240
On the one street

2882
02:29:56,240 --> 02:29:56,640
It's

2883
02:29:56,640 --> 02:29:57,720
It's got a great

2884
02:29:57,720 --> 02:29:59,120
Selection of betting shops

2885
02:29:59,120 --> 02:30:04,000
Right we're gonna

2886
02:30:04,000 --> 02:30:04,860
We're gonna go now

2887
02:30:04,860 --> 02:30:05,280
I just

2888
02:30:05,280 --> 02:30:06,520
I am just nosy

2889
02:30:06,520 --> 02:30:06,760
You know

2890
02:30:06,760 --> 02:30:08,500
The golden touch

2891
02:30:08,500 --> 02:30:09,460
It's another

2892
02:30:09,460 --> 02:30:11,000
Turkish barber

2893
02:30:11,000 --> 02:30:11,940
It's to go with

2894
02:30:11,940 --> 02:30:12,780
The good fellas

2895
02:30:12,780 --> 02:30:13,600
Up the road

2896
02:30:13,600 --> 02:30:14,720
And then another

2897
02:30:14,720 --> 02:30:15,640
Barber's called

2898
02:30:15,640 --> 02:30:16,140
Another

2899
02:30:16,140 --> 02:30:17,180
Maybe that's why

2900
02:30:17,180 --> 02:30:17,920
It's called another

2901
02:30:17,920 --> 02:30:18,800
Because there's so

2902
02:30:18,800 --> 02:30:19,300
Many

2903
02:30:19,300 --> 02:30:20,400
Fucking

2904
02:30:20,400 --> 02:30:21,740
Hunna balls

2905
02:30:21,740 --> 02:30:23,060
There

2906
02:30:23,060 --> 02:30:23,840
Hunna balls

2907
02:30:23,840 --> 02:30:25,380
Family funerals

2908
02:30:25,380 --> 02:30:26,220
There if you want to

2909
02:30:26,220 --> 02:30:27,200
Get involved there

2910
02:30:27,200 --> 02:30:28,060
It's there for you

2911
02:30:28,060 --> 02:30:30,460
Byford and Sons

2912
02:30:30,460 --> 02:30:31,500
Furnishers

2913
02:30:31,500 --> 02:30:33,680
A nationwide

2914
02:30:33,680 --> 02:30:34,960
Bank

2915
02:30:34,960 --> 02:30:37,820
Anytime fitness

2916
02:30:37,820 --> 02:30:39,040
Anytime you wanna get

2917
02:30:39,040 --> 02:30:39,780
Fucking fit

2918
02:30:39,780 --> 02:30:40,920
It's there for you

2919
02:30:40,920 --> 02:30:41,900
It's ready for you

2920
02:30:41,900 --> 02:30:42,520
And

2921
02:30:42,520 --> 02:30:45,860
And another funeral

2922
02:30:45,860 --> 02:30:46,960
Services there

2923
02:30:46,960 --> 02:30:47,460
As well

2924
02:30:47,460 --> 02:30:48,320
It seems to be

2925
02:30:48,320 --> 02:30:49,460
A running theme

2926
02:30:49,460 --> 02:30:50,080
Here where you

2927
02:30:50,080 --> 02:30:50,620
Can get your

2928
02:30:50,620 --> 02:30:51,160
Hair cut

2929
02:30:51,160 --> 02:30:52,340
You can have a bet

2930
02:30:52,340 --> 02:30:53,660
And you can arrange

2931
02:30:53,660 --> 02:30:54,480
For a fucking

2932
02:30:54,480 --> 02:30:55,640
Nice exit strategy

2933
02:30:55,640 --> 02:30:56,540
As well at the end

2934
02:30:56,540 --> 02:30:57,560
Of the fucking road

2935
02:30:57,560 --> 02:30:59,460
Go back

2936
02:30:59,460 --> 02:31:00,400
20 fucking years

2937
02:31:00,400 --> 02:31:01,220
Is saying out straight

2938
02:31:01,220 --> 02:31:01,760
What's that

2939
02:31:01,760 --> 02:31:03,160
The overall crime

2940
02:31:03,160 --> 02:31:03,820
Rating with him

2941
02:31:03,820 --> 02:31:04,500
In 2022

2942
02:31:04,500 --> 02:31:05,600
Was 85 crimes

2943
02:31:05,600 --> 02:31:06,380
Per 1000

2944
02:31:06,380 --> 02:31:07,340
People

2945
02:31:07,340 --> 02:31:07,940
A lot of

2946
02:31:07,940 --> 02:31:08,880
Dead people

2947
02:31:08,880 --> 02:31:09,340
In the place

2948
02:31:09,340 --> 02:31:11,640
What did I miss there

2949
02:31:11,640 --> 02:31:12,700
Did I miss anything

2950
02:31:12,700 --> 02:31:13,440
Someone saying there

2951
02:31:13,440 --> 02:31:13,980
Go back

2952
02:31:13,980 --> 02:31:14,720
I mean I don't really

2953
02:31:14,720 --> 02:31:15,980
Want to go back

2954
02:31:15,980 --> 02:31:16,520
To be honest

2955
02:31:16,520 --> 02:31:18,240
Jim logo is a swastika

2956
02:31:18,240 --> 02:31:19,160
As somebody said there

2957
02:31:19,160 --> 02:31:19,960
20 fucking years

2958
02:31:19,960 --> 02:31:21,140
I don't think so

2959
02:31:21,140 --> 02:31:22,120
I think you're seeing things

2960
02:31:22,120 --> 02:31:23,500
But it does look

2961
02:31:23,500 --> 02:31:25,480
Slightly fascistic

2962
02:31:25,480 --> 02:31:26,040
It's

2963
02:31:26,040 --> 02:31:27,580
It's definitely

2964
02:31:27,580 --> 02:31:29,340
On the spectrum

2965
02:31:29,340 --> 02:31:31,620
Of fascistic tendencies

2966
02:31:31,620 --> 02:31:33,240
And look

2967
02:31:33,240 --> 02:31:34,000
I don't want to be

2968
02:31:34,000 --> 02:31:35,480
Slandering anybody's business

2969
02:31:35,480 --> 02:31:36,360
Or anything like that

2970
02:31:36,360 --> 02:31:36,560
But

2971
02:31:36,560 --> 02:31:38,340
You might wanna get

2972
02:31:38,340 --> 02:31:39,180
That checked out

2973
02:31:39,180 --> 02:31:40,060
It's meant to be a man

2974
02:31:40,060 --> 02:31:41,580
Who's on run somewhere

2975
02:31:41,580 --> 02:31:42,160
But look

2976
02:31:42,160 --> 02:31:44,780
Could be something else

2977
02:31:44,780 --> 02:31:46,180
Could be fucking

2978
02:31:46,180 --> 02:31:46,960
Something else

2979
02:31:46,960 --> 02:31:48,940
But great

2980
02:31:48,940 --> 02:31:50,020
Great pavements

2981
02:31:50,020 --> 02:31:51,140
For the fucking

2982
02:31:51,140 --> 02:31:51,940
Mini scooters

2983
02:31:51,940 --> 02:31:53,140
And all that kind of business

2984
02:31:53,140 --> 02:31:55,000
Very flat

2985
02:31:55,000 --> 02:31:56,480
And she'd wanna be careful

2986
02:31:56,480 --> 02:31:59,080
With that bag

2987
02:31:59,080 --> 02:32:00,100
On the feet

2988
02:32:00,100 --> 02:32:01,080
Of the floor

2989
02:32:01,080 --> 02:32:03,080
Cause it could fall off

2990
02:32:03,080 --> 02:32:04,100
You know if she's doing

2991
02:32:04,100 --> 02:32:05,100
Some speed in that

2992
02:32:05,100 --> 02:32:06,140
It could fall off

2993
02:32:06,140 --> 02:32:06,840
Onto the ground

2994
02:32:06,840 --> 02:32:07,960
Or somebody

2995
02:32:07,960 --> 02:32:09,540
If the crime is going up

2996
02:32:09,540 --> 02:32:10,920
Which we've been

2997
02:32:10,920 --> 02:32:12,060
Reliably informed

2998
02:32:12,060 --> 02:32:13,080
It has

2999
02:32:13,080 --> 02:32:14,800
Someone could fucking

3000
02:32:14,800 --> 02:32:15,780
Half inch it

3001
02:32:15,780 --> 02:32:16,600
And away with it

3002
02:32:16,600 --> 02:32:18,940
And they'd be well fit

3003
02:32:18,940 --> 02:32:19,240
As well

3004
02:32:19,240 --> 02:32:19,880
Because they've been

3005
02:32:19,880 --> 02:32:20,880
In that fucking

3006
02:32:20,880 --> 02:32:21,780
Nazi gym

3007
02:32:21,780 --> 02:32:22,800
Back there

3008
02:32:22,800 --> 02:32:25,040
Um

3009
02:32:25,040 --> 02:32:26,940
Nothing really else

3010
02:32:26,940 --> 02:32:27,440
Much

3011
02:32:27,440 --> 02:32:28,580
Going on

3012
02:32:28,580 --> 02:32:29,580
Down and fucking

3013
02:32:29,580 --> 02:32:30,080
With them

3014
02:32:30,080 --> 02:32:31,300
But check out this

3015
02:32:31,300 --> 02:32:32,100
Here we go

3016
02:32:32,100 --> 02:32:34,220
You shop around

3017
02:32:34,220 --> 02:32:36,600
You shop around

3018
02:32:36,600 --> 02:32:37,740
You eventually find

3019
02:32:37,740 --> 02:32:38,800
Something amazing

3020
02:32:38,800 --> 02:32:40,180
And it is

3021
02:32:40,180 --> 02:32:41,380
Possibly

3022
02:32:41,380 --> 02:32:43,040
One of the most

3023
02:32:43,040 --> 02:32:44,260
Interesting

3024
02:32:44,260 --> 02:32:46,260
Fish shops

3025
02:32:46,260 --> 02:32:47,800
You're ever likely

3026
02:32:47,800 --> 02:32:48,380
To see

3027
02:32:48,380 --> 02:32:50,120
The motif

3028
02:32:50,120 --> 02:32:50,860
Is that

3029
02:32:50,860 --> 02:32:51,980
The graphic design

3030
02:32:51,980 --> 02:32:54,260
Will shock and awe you

3031
02:32:54,260 --> 02:32:55,500
Let's get a better

3032
02:32:55,500 --> 02:32:56,940
Fucking situation here

3033
02:32:56,940 --> 02:32:57,620
Can we just move on

3034
02:32:57,620 --> 02:32:58,240
One step

3035
02:32:58,240 --> 02:33:01,860
Okay I can't really

3036
02:33:01,860 --> 02:33:02,220
Go any

3037
02:33:02,220 --> 02:33:03,400
This is the best

3038
02:33:03,400 --> 02:33:04,260
We can do here

3039
02:33:04,260 --> 02:33:05,240
It's the UK

3040
02:33:05,240 --> 02:33:06,260
Fish bar

3041
02:33:06,260 --> 02:33:07,500
Kevabs burgers

3042
02:33:07,500 --> 02:33:08,000
Fish chips

3043
02:33:08,000 --> 02:33:08,980
Pies and sausages

3044
02:33:08,980 --> 02:33:11,020
And they've gone

3045
02:33:11,020 --> 02:33:12,360
For an under the sea

3046
02:33:12,360 --> 02:33:12,820
Kind of

3047
02:33:12,820 --> 02:33:14,580
Jack Cousteau

3048
02:33:14,580 --> 02:33:16,260
COVID-19

3049
02:33:16,260 --> 02:33:17,540
Kill

3050
02:33:17,540 --> 02:33:18,360
Fian

3051
02:33:18,360 --> 02:33:18,900
Kill it

3052
02:33:18,900 --> 02:33:20,340
Thank you very much

3053
02:33:20,340 --> 02:33:21,320
Any chance

3054
02:33:21,320 --> 02:33:22,220
Of a cheeky

3055
02:33:22,220 --> 02:33:22,860
Shafé

3056
02:33:22,860 --> 02:33:23,720
Or has he been

3057
02:33:23,720 --> 02:33:24,160
Retired

3058
02:33:24,160 --> 02:33:24,960
Look I

3059
02:33:24,960 --> 02:33:25,420
I mean

3060
02:33:25,420 --> 02:33:26,620
There's no

3061
02:33:26,620 --> 02:33:28,820
It's open ended

3062
02:33:28,820 --> 02:33:29,800
On the Shafé-ness

3063
02:33:29,800 --> 02:33:30,720
I mean I've never

3064
02:33:30,720 --> 02:33:31,320
Ever

3065
02:33:31,320 --> 02:33:32,240
Ever stopped

3066
02:33:32,240 --> 02:33:33,200
Or nor will I ever

3067
02:33:33,200 --> 02:33:33,600
Stop

3068
02:33:33,600 --> 02:33:34,800
Loving

3069
02:33:34,800 --> 02:33:35,580
That

3070
02:33:35,580 --> 02:33:36,240
Show

3071
02:33:36,240 --> 02:33:37,440
And that man

3072
02:33:37,440 --> 02:33:38,040
Has been like a

3073
02:33:38,040 --> 02:33:38,720
Father to me

3074
02:33:38,720 --> 02:33:40,820
So if anything

3075
02:33:40,820 --> 02:33:42,580
He's waiting in the

3076
02:33:42,580 --> 02:33:43,860
Rafters

3077
02:33:43,860 --> 02:33:44,700
Right now

3078
02:33:44,700 --> 02:33:45,740
We're kind of

3079
02:33:45,740 --> 02:33:46,740
We've got a lot on our

3080
02:33:46,740 --> 02:33:47,420
Plate at the moment

3081
02:33:47,420 --> 02:33:48,480
Thanks for the tip though

3082
02:33:48,480 --> 02:33:49,800
Now that's somebody's

3083
02:33:49,800 --> 02:33:50,700
Bedroom up there

3084
02:33:50,700 --> 02:33:51,940
But they have been

3085
02:33:51,940 --> 02:33:53,140
Integrated into a

3086
02:33:53,140 --> 02:33:54,100
Fish bar

3087
02:33:54,100 --> 02:33:55,280
Graphic design

3088
02:33:55,280 --> 02:33:56,280
Scenario

3089
02:33:56,280 --> 02:33:57,200
Monstrosity

3090
02:33:57,200 --> 02:33:58,420
Those windows

3091
02:33:58,420 --> 02:33:59,600
Need to be

3092
02:33:59,600 --> 02:34:00,180
Upgraded

3093
02:34:00,180 --> 02:34:01,400
Possibly you'd think

3094
02:34:01,400 --> 02:34:02,320
With the amount of

3095
02:34:02,320 --> 02:34:03,000
Catchment

3096
02:34:03,000 --> 02:34:03,980
Bit of a fish

3097
02:34:03,980 --> 02:34:05,020
Fishing pun there

3098
02:34:05,020 --> 02:34:06,740
That they would have

3099
02:34:06,740 --> 02:34:07,840
Due to the

3100
02:34:07,840 --> 02:34:08,520
Fantastical

3101
02:34:08,520 --> 02:34:09,320
Graphic design

3102
02:34:09,320 --> 02:34:10,500
That they would be

3103
02:34:10,500 --> 02:34:11,160
Making enough

3104
02:34:11,160 --> 02:34:11,660
To be able to

3105
02:34:11,660 --> 02:34:12,640
Modify and upgrade

3106
02:34:12,640 --> 02:34:13,220
Those windows

3107
02:34:13,220 --> 02:34:14,000
I'm not particularly

3108
02:34:14,000 --> 02:34:14,620
Too sure

3109
02:34:14,620 --> 02:34:15,540
The opening times

3110
02:34:15,540 --> 02:34:15,900
They're

3111
02:34:15,900 --> 02:34:16,720
Plain to sea

3112
02:34:16,720 --> 02:34:17,660
2.30pm

3113
02:34:17,660 --> 02:34:18,540
Across the board

3114
02:34:18,540 --> 02:34:20,280
One on a Friday

3115
02:34:20,280 --> 02:34:21,300
One on a Saturday

3116
02:34:21,300 --> 02:34:22,700
At 4pm on a Sunday

3117
02:34:22,700 --> 02:34:24,100
And they're open late

3118
02:34:24,100 --> 02:34:24,740
On Sundays

3119
02:34:24,740 --> 02:34:25,640
11

3120
02:34:25,640 --> 02:34:27,580
During the week

3121
02:34:27,580 --> 02:34:28,420
But you can get your

3122
02:34:28,420 --> 02:34:29,140
Kebabs there

3123
02:34:29,140 --> 02:34:29,620
And they've

3124
02:34:29,620 --> 02:34:30,000
Lovely

3125
02:34:30,000 --> 02:34:30,920
Look at the bottom

3126
02:34:30,920 --> 02:34:31,560
Of the ocean

3127
02:34:31,560 --> 02:34:32,400
Where you'd probably

3128
02:34:32,400 --> 02:34:33,440
Find that fucking

3129
02:34:33,440 --> 02:34:34,320
Submersible

3130
02:34:34,320 --> 02:34:35,220
That got lost

3131
02:34:35,220 --> 02:34:35,680
Fucking

3132
02:34:35,680 --> 02:34:37,620
Hoxton Thorax

3133
02:34:37,620 --> 02:34:38,240
Or whatever his name

3134
02:34:38,240 --> 02:34:39,080
Hoxton Reed

3135
02:34:39,080 --> 02:34:39,300
Or

3136
02:34:39,300 --> 02:34:41,320
Whatever his fucking name was

3137
02:34:41,320 --> 02:34:42,660
At the bottom of the ocean

3138
02:34:42,660 --> 02:34:43,140
Here

3139
02:34:43,140 --> 02:34:44,580
You will find

3140
02:34:44,580 --> 02:34:45,520
Burgers

3141
02:34:45,520 --> 02:34:46,120
Chips

3142
02:34:46,120 --> 02:34:46,900
Pies

3143
02:34:46,900 --> 02:34:47,960
Tartar sauce

3144
02:34:47,960 --> 02:34:49,660
Cans of minerals

3145
02:34:49,660 --> 02:34:51,180
Tacos

3146
02:34:51,180 --> 02:34:52,160
Fucking

3147
02:34:52,160 --> 02:34:54,320
Kebabs

3148
02:34:54,320 --> 02:34:55,560
Whatever the hell you want

3149
02:34:55,560 --> 02:34:56,640
It's there as well

3150
02:34:56,640 --> 02:34:58,400
And these guys

3151
02:34:58,400 --> 02:35:00,500
Do a mean

3152
02:35:00,500 --> 02:35:01,860
Sausage

3153
02:35:01,860 --> 02:35:02,980
That's what I've been told

3154
02:35:02,980 --> 02:35:03,920
A mean

3155
02:35:03,920 --> 02:35:04,800
Sausage

3156
02:35:04,800 --> 02:35:05,740
Don't know whether or not

3157
02:35:05,740 --> 02:35:06,560
It's halal there

3158
02:35:06,560 --> 02:35:07,280
Sean

3159
02:35:07,280 --> 02:35:07,920
Kiernan

3160
02:35:07,920 --> 02:35:09,300
Um

3161
02:35:09,300 --> 02:35:11,300
You asked the question

3162
02:35:11,300 --> 02:35:12,480
I haven't given you

3163
02:35:12,480 --> 02:35:13,000
The answer

3164
02:35:13,000 --> 02:35:13,580
But look

3165
02:35:13,580 --> 02:35:14,740
Let's just wait

3166
02:35:14,740 --> 02:35:15,340
And see

3167
02:35:15,340 --> 02:35:17,080
How that transpires

3168
02:35:17,080 --> 02:35:18,340
You never know how that might

3169
02:35:18,340 --> 02:35:19,880
We might find out

3170
02:35:19,880 --> 02:35:20,660
At some stage

3171
02:35:20,660 --> 02:35:21,880
During the next

3172
02:35:21,880 --> 02:35:22,400
While

3173
02:35:22,400 --> 02:35:23,920
And check out that

3174
02:35:23,920 --> 02:35:25,000
If that wasn't

3175
02:35:25,000 --> 02:35:25,540
Your bag

3176
02:35:25,540 --> 02:35:27,240
Make sure to get down

3177
02:35:27,240 --> 02:35:29,380
To the rather inconspicuous

3178
02:35:29,380 --> 02:35:30,840
Tommy Tuckers

3179
02:35:30,840 --> 02:35:32,640
Down at the side hatch

3180
02:35:32,640 --> 02:35:33,720
On Mill Lane

3181
02:35:33,720 --> 02:35:35,340
It's a beautiful little bit

3182
02:35:35,340 --> 02:35:35,820
Of business

3183
02:35:35,820 --> 02:35:37,360
They haven't really

3184
02:35:37,360 --> 02:35:38,140
Gone all out

3185
02:35:38,140 --> 02:35:39,120
On the signage

3186
02:35:39,120 --> 02:35:40,220
In the same way

3187
02:35:40,220 --> 02:35:41,360
That UK Fish

3188
02:35:41,360 --> 02:35:42,120
Bar

3189
02:35:42,120 --> 02:35:43,820
The UK Fish Bar

3190
02:35:43,820 --> 02:35:45,100
Knows what it is

3191
02:35:45,100 --> 02:35:46,180
It's a brand

3192
02:35:46,180 --> 02:35:47,200
That's strong

3193
02:35:47,200 --> 02:35:48,160
In a sense of itself

3194
02:35:48,160 --> 02:35:48,820
Thanks very much

3195
02:35:48,820 --> 02:35:49,240
For the tip

3196
02:35:49,240 --> 02:35:49,600
By the way

3197
02:35:49,600 --> 02:35:50,200
Andy the fork

3198
02:35:50,200 --> 02:35:51,200
I hope you're

3199
02:35:51,200 --> 02:35:51,960
Getting on well

3200
02:35:51,960 --> 02:35:53,480
The branding

3201
02:35:53,480 --> 02:35:54,480
Of UK Fish

3202
02:35:54,480 --> 02:35:55,480
Is so confident

3203
02:35:55,480 --> 02:35:56,040
And strong

3204
02:35:56,040 --> 02:35:56,720
And bold

3205
02:35:56,720 --> 02:35:58,620
That old

3206
02:35:58,620 --> 02:35:59,440
Tommy Tuckers

3207
02:35:59,440 --> 02:36:00,060
Down here

3208
02:36:00,060 --> 02:36:01,620
Has been left

3209
02:36:01,620 --> 02:36:02,520
In the past

3210
02:36:02,520 --> 02:36:03,380
And they really need

3211
02:36:03,380 --> 02:36:03,960
To upgrade

3212
02:36:03,960 --> 02:36:04,640
And upscale

3213
02:36:04,640 --> 02:36:05,200
Their business

3214
02:36:05,200 --> 02:36:06,460
I'd love to go down

3215
02:36:06,460 --> 02:36:07,060
There with a

3216
02:36:07,060 --> 02:36:07,980
Fucking notepad

3217
02:36:07,980 --> 02:36:08,760
And a clipboard

3218
02:36:08,760 --> 02:36:10,800
And give them

3219
02:36:10,800 --> 02:36:11,400
A strategy

3220
02:36:11,400 --> 02:36:12,420
To be proud of

3221
02:36:12,420 --> 02:36:14,220
But Tommy Tuckers

3222
02:36:14,220 --> 02:36:14,700
Is there

3223
02:36:14,700 --> 02:36:15,520
I think that's

3224
02:36:15,520 --> 02:36:15,800
Meant to be

3225
02:36:15,800 --> 02:36:16,720
A pint of beer

3226
02:36:16,720 --> 02:36:17,600
But it looks like

3227
02:36:17,600 --> 02:36:18,220
It's coming out

3228
02:36:18,220 --> 02:36:18,760
Of a cupboard

3229
02:36:18,760 --> 02:36:19,160
Is it

3230
02:36:19,160 --> 02:36:19,460
I don't know

3231
02:36:19,460 --> 02:36:19,920
What that's

3232
02:36:19,920 --> 02:36:20,260
Meant to be

3233
02:36:20,260 --> 02:36:20,860
Behind it

3234
02:36:20,860 --> 02:36:21,640
Unless that's

3235
02:36:21,640 --> 02:36:22,360
The machine

3236
02:36:22,360 --> 02:36:23,620
That has the

3237
02:36:23,620 --> 02:36:24,700
Draft alcohol

3238
02:36:24,700 --> 02:36:25,740
Inside it

3239
02:36:25,740 --> 02:36:28,180
It's not a

3240
02:36:28,180 --> 02:36:28,920
Donner is it

3241
02:36:28,920 --> 02:36:31,840
And then

3242
02:36:31,840 --> 02:36:32,840
A kind of a

3243
02:36:32,840 --> 02:36:33,320
Banksy

3244
02:36:33,320 --> 02:36:33,980
But it's not

3245
02:36:33,980 --> 02:36:34,580
A Banksy

3246
02:36:34,580 --> 02:36:34,940
There

3247
02:36:34,940 --> 02:36:35,440
And we have

3248
02:36:35,440 --> 02:36:35,900
To go back

3249
02:36:35,900 --> 02:36:36,340
In time

3250
02:36:36,340 --> 02:36:36,840
For a moment

3251
02:36:36,840 --> 02:36:37,640
To see that

3252
02:36:37,640 --> 02:36:39,200
Is it a bit

3253
02:36:39,200 --> 02:36:40,160
Of social commentary

3254
02:36:40,160 --> 02:36:40,800
Or is it

3255
02:36:40,800 --> 02:36:41,400
Just something

3256
02:36:41,400 --> 02:36:41,800
They've

3257
02:36:41,800 --> 02:36:42,700
I'd love to see

3258
02:36:42,700 --> 02:36:43,340
That actually

3259
02:36:43,340 --> 02:36:44,940
May 2023

3260
02:36:44,940 --> 02:36:45,620
This isn't

3261
02:36:45,620 --> 02:36:46,360
Long ago

3262
02:36:46,360 --> 02:36:48,900
We see

3263
02:36:48,900 --> 02:36:49,240
There

3264
02:36:49,240 --> 02:36:49,540
Yeah

3265
02:36:49,540 --> 02:36:50,460
Let's have a look

3266
02:36:50,460 --> 02:36:52,860
Past caring

3267
02:36:52,860 --> 02:36:54,320
Antiques

3268
02:36:54,320 --> 02:36:55,080
Weird stuff

3269
02:36:55,080 --> 02:36:55,720
Cool junk

3270
02:36:55,720 --> 02:36:56,200
Retro

3271
02:36:56,200 --> 02:36:56,660
Looks like

3272
02:36:56,660 --> 02:36:57,120
They've tried

3273
02:36:57,120 --> 02:36:57,500
To do a

3274
02:36:57,500 --> 02:36:57,920
Banksy

3275
02:36:57,920 --> 02:37:00,520
Of their own

3276
02:37:00,520 --> 02:37:03,400
Stockton rush

3277
02:37:03,400 --> 02:37:04,680
Stockton kush

3278
02:37:04,680 --> 02:37:05,420
Thank you very

3279
02:37:05,420 --> 02:37:06,060
Much there

3280
02:37:06,060 --> 02:37:07,940
We're going

3281
02:37:07,940 --> 02:37:08,280
Down

3282
02:37:08,280 --> 02:37:08,900
We're going

3283
02:37:08,900 --> 02:37:09,220
Down the

3284
02:37:09,220 --> 02:37:10,140
Fucking titanic

3285
02:37:10,140 --> 02:37:11,120
Burial ground

3286
02:37:11,120 --> 02:37:12,300
To smoke a bit

3287
02:37:12,300 --> 02:37:13,200
Of stockton

3288
02:37:13,200 --> 02:37:13,760
Kush

3289
02:37:13,760 --> 02:37:15,400
Make sure you

3290
02:37:15,400 --> 02:37:15,760
Bring your

3291
02:37:15,760 --> 02:37:16,680
Fucking titanic

3292
02:37:16,680 --> 02:37:17,700
Submersible unit

3293
02:37:17,700 --> 02:37:18,200
So we can

3294
02:37:18,200 --> 02:37:19,000
Hotbox it

3295
02:37:19,000 --> 02:37:19,960
Thanks very much

3296
02:37:19,960 --> 02:37:20,680
There kebab

3297
02:37:20,680 --> 02:37:21,760
Very very kind

3298
02:37:21,760 --> 02:37:22,000
Of you there

3299
02:37:22,000 --> 02:37:22,460
So they've done

3300
02:37:22,460 --> 02:37:22,780
Their own

3301
02:37:22,780 --> 02:37:23,260
Banksy

3302
02:37:23,260 --> 02:37:25,260
Which is nice

3303
02:37:25,260 --> 02:37:26,140
Of them as well

3304
02:37:26,140 --> 02:37:27,340
It's a twist

3305
02:37:27,340 --> 02:37:28,360
On the tail

3306
02:37:28,360 --> 02:37:29,640
Of having nothing

3307
02:37:29,640 --> 02:37:30,740
Really good about

3308
02:37:30,740 --> 02:37:31,260
Your fucking

3309
02:37:31,260 --> 02:37:31,780
Exterior

3310
02:37:31,780 --> 02:37:32,960
And then some

3311
02:37:32,960 --> 02:37:33,400
Of these

3312
02:37:33,400 --> 02:37:34,360
Maybe they're

3313
02:37:34,360 --> 02:37:35,040
At the swan

3314
02:37:35,040 --> 02:37:35,540
Maybe

3315
02:37:35,540 --> 02:37:36,560
This is

3316
02:37:36,560 --> 02:37:37,520
Little trip

3317
02:37:37,520 --> 02:37:38,440
Down google

3318
02:37:38,440 --> 02:37:39,080
Street view

3319
02:37:39,080 --> 02:37:40,400
Lane here

3320
02:37:40,400 --> 02:37:41,300
Was initially

3321
02:37:41,300 --> 02:37:42,040
Just to try

3322
02:37:42,040 --> 02:37:42,620
And find out

3323
02:37:42,620 --> 02:37:43,420
Where Farage

3324
02:37:43,420 --> 02:37:45,740
Was doing his

3325
02:37:45,740 --> 02:37:46,920
Show from

3326
02:37:46,920 --> 02:37:47,780
Thank you very

3327
02:37:47,780 --> 02:37:48,260
Much there

3328
02:37:48,260 --> 02:37:49,300
Happy birthday

3329
02:37:49,300 --> 02:37:49,980
To Kate

3330
02:37:49,980 --> 02:37:51,100
I was supposed

3331
02:37:51,100 --> 02:37:51,740
To play another

3332
02:37:51,740 --> 02:37:52,740
Game of chess

3333
02:37:52,740 --> 02:37:53,600
With Thomas

3334
02:37:53,600 --> 02:37:55,560
But I can't

3335
02:37:55,560 --> 02:37:56,120
Really seem

3336
02:37:56,120 --> 02:37:56,560
To see

3337
02:37:56,560 --> 02:37:57,920
Where or not

3338
02:37:57,920 --> 02:37:58,840
Farage would

3339
02:37:58,840 --> 02:37:59,740
Be located

3340
02:37:59,740 --> 02:38:00,540
Or based

3341
02:38:00,540 --> 02:38:01,680
Look at this

3342
02:38:01,680 --> 02:38:03,140
Sorry I'm getting

3343
02:38:03,140 --> 02:38:03,980
Lost here

3344
02:38:03,980 --> 02:38:04,260
It's

3345
02:38:04,260 --> 02:38:05,420
It is nice

3346
02:38:05,420 --> 02:38:06,380
To have a nose

3347
02:38:06,380 --> 02:38:07,120
Around though

3348
02:38:07,120 --> 02:38:07,500
You know

3349
02:38:07,500 --> 02:38:10,100
I thought I saw

3350
02:38:10,100 --> 02:38:10,700
A little there

3351
02:38:10,700 --> 02:38:11,120
But I think

3352
02:38:11,120 --> 02:38:11,600
We've gone into

3353
02:38:11,600 --> 02:38:12,220
The car park

3354
02:38:12,220 --> 02:38:12,780
Of a fucking

3355
02:38:12,780 --> 02:38:14,780
Institution

3356
02:38:14,780 --> 02:38:15,320
Or something

3357
02:38:15,320 --> 02:38:16,420
There was a

3358
02:38:16,420 --> 02:38:16,940
Fellow trying to

3359
02:38:16,940 --> 02:38:17,500
Get into his

3360
02:38:17,500 --> 02:38:18,060
Door there

3361
02:38:18,060 --> 02:38:18,420
We should go

3362
02:38:18,420 --> 02:38:18,660
Back

3363
02:38:18,660 --> 02:38:19,080
Look there was

3364
02:38:19,080 --> 02:38:19,600
A sign for

3365
02:38:19,600 --> 02:38:20,120
Little and now

3366
02:38:20,120 --> 02:38:20,680
It's gone

3367
02:38:20,680 --> 02:38:21,920
In October 2010

3368
02:38:21,920 --> 02:38:23,160
There was no

3369
02:38:23,160 --> 02:38:24,140
Little but there

3370
02:38:24,140 --> 02:38:25,100
Was a man

3371
02:38:25,100 --> 02:38:27,260
Getting into his

3372
02:38:27,260 --> 02:38:28,340
House over there

3373
02:38:28,340 --> 02:38:29,040
Which is an

3374
02:38:29,040 --> 02:38:30,140
Interesting looking

3375
02:38:30,140 --> 02:38:30,880
House that is an

3376
02:38:30,880 --> 02:38:31,480
Interesting looking

3377
02:38:31,480 --> 02:38:33,180
Door got rid of

3378
02:38:33,180 --> 02:38:33,740
That but the

3379
02:38:33,740 --> 02:38:34,740
Door needs to be

3380
02:38:34,740 --> 02:38:35,600
Upgraded because

3381
02:38:35,600 --> 02:38:36,440
I wouldn't feel

3382
02:38:36,440 --> 02:38:37,340
Safe or sound

3383
02:38:37,340 --> 02:38:38,080
Or secure in

3384
02:38:38,080 --> 02:38:39,380
There what's

3385
02:38:39,380 --> 02:38:40,980
More there

3386
02:38:40,980 --> 02:38:41,860
Seems to be

3387
02:38:41,860 --> 02:38:42,880
Something on the

3388
02:38:42,880 --> 02:38:43,780
Outside here like

3389
02:38:43,780 --> 02:38:44,260
There was like

3390
02:38:44,260 --> 02:38:44,780
Some kind of

3391
02:38:44,780 --> 02:38:45,640
Miniature gate

3392
02:38:45,640 --> 02:38:46,600
But that has

3393
02:38:46,600 --> 02:38:47,180
Gone now

3394
02:38:47,180 --> 02:38:48,840
That has gone

3395
02:38:48,840 --> 02:38:50,660
And uh

3396
02:38:50,660 --> 02:38:51,560
So as your

3397
02:38:51,560 --> 02:38:52,420
Man it seems

3398
02:38:52,420 --> 02:38:53,180
Little is down

3399
02:38:53,180 --> 02:38:53,800
Here but look

3400
02:38:53,800 --> 02:38:54,460
If you go down

3401
02:38:54,460 --> 02:38:55,680
Here you end

3402
02:38:55,680 --> 02:38:56,060
Up going to

3403
02:38:56,060 --> 02:38:57,820
2010 into

3404
02:38:57,820 --> 02:38:58,480
Some fucking

3405
02:38:58,480 --> 02:38:59,960
Solar power

3406
02:38:59,960 --> 02:39:00,740
Place or it

3407
02:39:00,740 --> 02:39:01,080
Looks like

3408
02:39:01,080 --> 02:39:01,560
Well it looks

3409
02:39:01,560 --> 02:39:02,340
Like a school

3410
02:39:02,340 --> 02:39:05,160
Brasso

3411
02:39:05,160 --> 02:39:05,900
Porsk

3412
02:39:05,900 --> 02:39:07,420
Porskniter

3413
02:39:07,420 --> 02:39:11,040
Brasso

3414
02:39:11,040 --> 02:39:11,700
Porskniter

3415
02:39:11,700 --> 02:39:12,480
And then look

3416
02:39:12,480 --> 02:39:13,460
That's it's got

3417
02:39:13,460 --> 02:39:14,480
A it's got a

3418
02:39:14,480 --> 02:39:15,400
Fucking water

3419
02:39:15,400 --> 02:39:16,080
Slide in there

3420
02:39:16,080 --> 02:39:16,700
They must have

3421
02:39:16,700 --> 02:39:17,520
Won the lottery

3422
02:39:17,520 --> 02:39:19,600
At some stage

3423
02:39:19,600 --> 02:39:20,120
Because the

3424
02:39:20,120 --> 02:39:20,860
Adverts seem

3425
02:39:20,860 --> 02:39:21,400
To suggest

3426
02:39:21,400 --> 02:39:22,380
That everybody

3427
02:39:22,380 --> 02:39:23,320
Who wins the

3428
02:39:23,320 --> 02:39:24,040
Lottery seems

3429
02:39:24,040 --> 02:39:24,540
To want to

3430
02:39:24,540 --> 02:39:25,120
Install some

3431
02:39:25,120 --> 02:39:26,360
Kind of fun

3432
02:39:26,360 --> 02:39:27,020
Splash

3433
02:39:27,020 --> 02:39:28,280
Water slide

3434
02:39:28,280 --> 02:39:29,820
Arrangement in

3435
02:39:29,820 --> 02:39:30,400
Their gaff

3436
02:39:30,400 --> 02:39:32,060
I don't know

3437
02:39:32,060 --> 02:39:32,620
I don't know

3438
02:39:32,620 --> 02:39:33,180
What the story

3439
02:39:33,180 --> 02:39:33,600
Is there

3440
02:39:33,600 --> 02:39:36,920
But it really

3441
02:39:36,920 --> 02:39:39,880
Is an interesting

3442
02:39:39,880 --> 02:39:41,020
Town there

3443
02:39:41,020 --> 02:39:41,360
Pick

3444
02:39:41,360 --> 02:39:42,280
Plastering there

3445
02:39:42,280 --> 02:39:43,080
If you want

3446
02:39:43,080 --> 02:39:44,260
Any plastering

3447
02:39:44,260 --> 02:39:44,900
You can get

3448
02:39:44,900 --> 02:39:45,500
That done

3449
02:39:45,500 --> 02:39:47,260
As and when

3450
02:39:47,260 --> 02:39:48,340
You order

3451
02:39:48,340 --> 02:39:49,120
It or

3452
02:39:49,120 --> 02:39:50,420
As you

3453
02:39:50,420 --> 02:39:51,220
Please

3454
02:39:51,220 --> 02:39:52,260
I think that's

3455
02:39:52,260 --> 02:39:52,500
Us

3456
02:39:52,500 --> 02:39:53,660
This looks

3457
02:39:53,660 --> 02:39:54,140
Kind of

3458
02:39:54,140 --> 02:39:54,520
Farage

3459
02:39:54,520 --> 02:39:54,940
Yes this

3460
02:39:54,940 --> 02:39:55,300
Looks like

3461
02:39:55,300 --> 02:39:55,720
The kind of

3462
02:39:55,720 --> 02:39:55,980
Place

3463
02:39:55,980 --> 02:39:56,620
A kind of

3464
02:39:56,620 --> 02:39:57,740
A pub

3465
02:39:57,740 --> 02:39:58,620
With a

3466
02:39:58,620 --> 02:39:59,380
British flag

3467
02:39:59,380 --> 02:40:00,220
Naval flag

3468
02:40:00,220 --> 02:40:01,020
Outside or

3469
02:40:01,020 --> 02:40:01,360
Something

3470
02:40:01,360 --> 02:40:03,400
The Royal

3471
02:40:03,400 --> 02:40:04,120
Air Force

3472
02:40:04,120 --> 02:40:04,940
Association

3473
02:40:04,940 --> 02:40:10,880
This could be

3474
02:40:10,880 --> 02:40:11,240
It so

3475
02:40:11,240 --> 02:40:12,020
Sophistics

3476
02:40:12,020 --> 02:40:12,620
Actually was

3477
02:40:12,620 --> 02:40:13,260
Saying there

3478
02:40:13,260 --> 02:40:13,580
That

3479
02:40:13,580 --> 02:40:16,160
This is a

3480
02:40:16,160 --> 02:40:17,180
Nearby place

3481
02:40:17,180 --> 02:40:17,520
I mean

3482
02:40:17,520 --> 02:40:18,120
There must have

3483
02:40:18,120 --> 02:40:18,760
Been a lot

3484
02:40:18,760 --> 02:40:19,560
Of fucking

3485
02:40:19,560 --> 02:40:21,140
Furor and

3486
02:40:21,140 --> 02:40:21,840
Fervor

3487
02:40:21,840 --> 02:40:23,120
Regarding

3488
02:40:23,120 --> 02:40:23,920
Farage's

3489
02:40:23,920 --> 02:40:24,720
Appearance

3490
02:40:24,720 --> 02:40:25,480
I mean I'm

3491
02:40:25,480 --> 02:40:26,100
Very surprised

3492
02:40:26,100 --> 02:40:26,440
That you

3493
02:40:26,440 --> 02:40:27,180
Didn't attend

3494
02:40:27,180 --> 02:40:28,640
Yourself

3495
02:40:28,640 --> 02:40:29,080
Maybe you

3496
02:40:29,080 --> 02:40:29,240
Did

3497
02:40:29,240 --> 02:40:29,740
Maybe you're

3498
02:40:29,740 --> 02:40:30,260
There and

3499
02:40:30,260 --> 02:40:30,580
You just

3500
02:40:30,580 --> 02:40:31,120
Don't want

3501
02:40:31,120 --> 02:40:31,560
Anyone to

3502
02:40:31,560 --> 02:40:32,060
Know about

3503
02:40:32,060 --> 02:40:32,240
It

3504
02:40:32,240 --> 02:40:33,200
What's important

3505
02:40:33,200 --> 02:40:33,600
Is the

3506
02:40:33,600 --> 02:40:34,020
Perception

3507
02:40:34,020 --> 02:40:34,400
It's what

3508
02:40:34,400 --> 02:40:35,260
People think

3509
02:40:35,260 --> 02:40:36,360
My members

3510
02:40:36,360 --> 02:40:37,080
Police officers

3511
02:40:37,080 --> 02:40:37,500
Are here in

3512
02:40:37,500 --> 02:40:37,960
Essex and

3513
02:40:37,960 --> 02:40:38,380
Up and down

3514
02:40:38,380 --> 02:40:38,960
The country

3515
02:40:38,960 --> 02:40:40,300
Are members

3516
02:40:40,300 --> 02:40:40,580
Of the

3517
02:40:40,580 --> 02:40:40,960
Community

3518
02:40:40,960 --> 02:40:41,440
Just like

3519
02:40:41,440 --> 02:40:41,880
Everyone in

3520
02:40:41,880 --> 02:40:42,440
This room

3521
02:40:42,440 --> 02:40:43,180
You know

3522
02:40:43,180 --> 02:40:43,680
So they're

3523
02:40:43,680 --> 02:40:43,900
Going to be

3524
02:40:43,900 --> 02:40:44,220
Having the

3525
02:40:44,220 --> 02:40:44,860
Same thoughts

3526
02:40:44,860 --> 02:40:45,320
And if that

3527
02:40:45,320 --> 02:40:45,780
Perception

3528
02:40:45,780 --> 02:40:46,720
Is going up

3529
02:40:46,720 --> 02:40:47,120
It's troubling

3530
02:40:47,120 --> 02:40:47,640
For everyone

3531
02:40:47,640 --> 02:40:48,520
Community

3532
02:40:48,520 --> 02:40:50,320
They don't intend

3533
02:40:50,320 --> 02:40:51,040
To go to work

3534
02:40:51,040 --> 02:40:51,920
And increase

3535
02:40:51,920 --> 02:40:53,120
The fear of

3536
02:40:53,120 --> 02:40:53,360
Crime

3537
02:40:53,360 --> 02:40:53,880
I remember

3538
02:40:53,880 --> 02:40:55,940
In the background

3539
02:40:55,940 --> 02:40:57,260
They had that

3540
02:40:57,260 --> 02:40:58,360
Lighting malfunction

3541
02:40:58,360 --> 02:40:59,080
There before

3542
02:40:59,080 --> 02:40:59,860
Now it's changed

3543
02:40:59,860 --> 02:41:00,200
To red

3544
02:41:00,200 --> 02:41:01,500
They're working

3545
02:41:01,500 --> 02:41:02,160
Really hard

3546
02:41:02,160 --> 02:41:03,220
Is really

3547
02:41:03,220 --> 02:41:04,160
Concerning

3548
02:41:04,160 --> 02:41:05,620
Generally speaking

3549
02:41:05,620 --> 02:41:06,480
How much

3550
02:41:06,480 --> 02:41:07,440
Confidence if any

3551
02:41:07,440 --> 02:41:08,700
Do you have

3552
02:41:08,700 --> 02:41:09,300
In the police

3553
02:41:09,300 --> 02:41:09,860
To deal with

3554
02:41:09,860 --> 02:41:10,640
Crime in Britain

3555
02:41:10,640 --> 02:41:12,180
A lot of

3556
02:41:12,180 --> 02:41:12,680
Confidence

3557
02:41:12,680 --> 02:41:13,380
2%

3558
02:41:13,380 --> 02:41:15,040
A fair amount

3559
02:41:15,040 --> 02:41:15,540
Of confidence

3560
02:41:15,540 --> 02:41:16,860
27%

3561
02:41:16,860 --> 02:41:17,640
These are great

3562
02:41:17,640 --> 02:41:18,200
Percentages

3563
02:41:18,200 --> 02:41:19,160
These are great

3564
02:41:19,160 --> 02:41:20,380
Stats and percentages

3565
02:41:20,380 --> 02:41:21,000
46

3566
02:41:21,000 --> 02:41:21,700
None at all

3567
02:41:21,700 --> 02:41:22,240
14

3568
02:41:22,240 --> 02:41:24,580
Something's gone

3569
02:41:24,580 --> 02:41:24,920
Wrong here

3570
02:41:24,920 --> 02:41:24,920
Something's gone wrong here

3571
02:41:24,920 --> 02:41:26,040
Something's gone wrong here

3572
02:41:26,040 --> 02:41:27,320
I'm not blaming you

3573
02:41:27,320 --> 02:41:28,360
But something has gone wrong here

3574
02:41:28,360 --> 02:41:29,220
Shout 99

3575
02:41:29,220 --> 02:41:30,540
Thank you very much

3576
02:41:30,540 --> 02:41:31,900
For the bogs minister

3577
02:41:31,900 --> 02:41:32,360
If local communities

3578
02:41:32,360 --> 02:41:32,840
Don't believe

3579
02:41:32,840 --> 02:41:33,660
That somehow the police

3580
02:41:33,660 --> 02:41:34,420
Are on their side

3581
02:41:34,420 --> 02:41:34,820
You see

3582
02:41:34,820 --> 02:41:36,100
Enjoying the content

3583
02:41:36,100 --> 02:41:38,260
While waiting on a flight

3584
02:41:38,260 --> 02:41:38,900
At the airport

3585
02:41:38,900 --> 02:41:40,000
Keep up the good work

3586
02:41:40,000 --> 02:41:40,760
Thanks very much

3587
02:41:40,760 --> 02:41:41,560
I didn't realise

3588
02:41:41,560 --> 02:41:41,560
I didn't realise

3589
02:41:41,560 --> 02:41:42,700
There was any

3590
02:41:42,700 --> 02:41:43,680
Content happening

3591
02:41:43,680 --> 02:41:44,620
It is just

3592
02:41:44,620 --> 02:41:45,640
Watching this show

3593
02:41:45,640 --> 02:41:46,840
And stopping it

3594
02:41:46,840 --> 02:41:48,100
Every fucking minute

3595
02:41:48,100 --> 02:41:49,720
To critically analyse

3596
02:41:49,720 --> 02:41:50,740
The thought process

3597
02:41:50,740 --> 02:41:51,240
That went

3598
02:41:51,240 --> 02:41:52,180
Behind it

3599
02:41:52,180 --> 02:41:53,240
I think you'll agree

3600
02:41:53,240 --> 02:41:55,140
It actually is

3601
02:41:55,140 --> 02:41:55,860
Good work

3602
02:41:55,860 --> 02:41:56,540
That's being done

3603
02:41:56,540 --> 02:41:57,380
Because I don't think

3604
02:41:57,380 --> 02:41:58,060
Anybody else

3605
02:41:58,060 --> 02:41:58,900
Is getting to the heart

3606
02:41:58,900 --> 02:41:59,260
Of this

3607
02:41:59,260 --> 02:42:01,600
Nobody's talking about

3608
02:42:01,600 --> 02:42:03,220
The whole concept

3609
02:42:03,220 --> 02:42:04,420
Of him doing a fucking show

3610
02:42:04,420 --> 02:42:04,920
And going around

3611
02:42:04,920 --> 02:42:06,180
Doing a show in pubs

3612
02:42:06,180 --> 02:42:07,320
On a fucking Thursday night

3613
02:42:07,320 --> 02:42:09,720
It's quite insane

3614
02:42:09,720 --> 02:42:10,620
If you think about it

3615
02:42:10,620 --> 02:42:11,540
And I had on the programme

3616
02:42:11,540 --> 02:42:12,280
Earlier in the week

3617
02:42:12,280 --> 02:42:14,080
A sort of new vigilante group

3618
02:42:14,080 --> 02:42:15,620
Down in the New Forest

3619
02:42:15,620 --> 02:42:16,080
Right

3620
02:42:16,080 --> 02:42:17,020
Where they're going to try

3621
02:42:17,020 --> 02:42:18,500
And organise their own streets

3622
02:42:18,500 --> 02:42:21,240
A new vigilante group

3623
02:42:21,240 --> 02:42:23,360
Down in the forest

3624
02:42:23,360 --> 02:42:25,840
Are going to organise

3625
02:42:25,840 --> 02:42:26,820
Their own streets

3626
02:42:26,820 --> 02:42:28,100
Sort out their own crime

3627
02:42:28,100 --> 02:42:29,520
I mean look

3628
02:42:29,520 --> 02:42:32,520
You guys had your battles

3629
02:42:32,520 --> 02:42:33,180
When Priti Patel

3630
02:42:33,180 --> 02:42:33,920
Was Home Secretary

3631
02:42:33,920 --> 02:42:34,420
Yeah

3632
02:42:34,420 --> 02:42:35,780
You know you felt

3633
02:42:35,780 --> 02:42:36,580
That Theresa May

3634
02:42:36,580 --> 02:42:37,240
As Home Secretary

3635
02:42:37,240 --> 02:42:38,020
Had cut numbers

3636
02:42:38,020 --> 02:42:39,240
Far too fast

3637
02:42:39,240 --> 02:42:40,820
That we hadn't increased

3638
02:42:40,820 --> 02:42:41,680
Them quickly enough

3639
02:42:41,680 --> 02:42:42,460
But we have now

3640
02:42:42,460 --> 02:42:43,280
Increased police officers

3641
02:42:43,280 --> 02:42:44,860
99 thank you very much

3642
02:42:44,860 --> 02:42:46,440
And it's a joke

3643
02:42:46,440 --> 02:42:46,900
To think

3644
02:42:46,900 --> 02:42:48,080
Will you be watching

3645
02:42:48,080 --> 02:42:49,640
Garage live minister

3646
02:42:49,640 --> 02:42:50,660
Because you've increased

3647
02:42:50,660 --> 02:42:51,560
Police officers

3648
02:42:51,560 --> 02:42:53,540
That you get a better service

3649
02:42:53,540 --> 02:42:54,900
On the front line

3650
02:42:54,900 --> 02:42:56,180
Where those police officers

3651
02:42:56,180 --> 02:42:57,020
Are needed most

3652
02:42:57,020 --> 02:42:58,160
We said at the time

3653
02:42:58,160 --> 02:42:58,880
When those cuts

3654
02:42:58,880 --> 02:43:00,980
Struck us

3655
02:43:00,980 --> 02:43:01,860
It took away

3656
02:43:01,860 --> 02:43:04,760
20,000 experienced officers

3657
02:43:04,760 --> 02:43:07,160
Gene Witherfan

3658
02:43:07,160 --> 02:43:08,320
Thank you for the tip

3659
02:43:08,320 --> 02:43:10,940
Thank you for the tip

3660
02:43:10,940 --> 02:43:11,680
Jane Wither

3661
02:43:11,680 --> 02:43:13,380
With officers that need time

3662
02:43:13,380 --> 02:43:14,620
To learn their trade

3663
02:43:14,620 --> 02:43:16,120
You can't take away

3664
02:43:16,120 --> 02:43:18,540
20,000 experienced people

3665
02:43:18,540 --> 02:43:19,980
And expect the same result

3666
02:43:19,980 --> 02:43:22,980
From 20,000 inexperienced people

3667
02:43:22,980 --> 02:43:24,320
With different pressures

3668
02:43:24,320 --> 02:43:25,160
And different stresses

3669
02:43:25,160 --> 02:43:26,380
And let's not forget Nigel

3670
02:43:26,380 --> 02:43:28,040
Back when those cuts were made

3671
02:43:28,040 --> 02:43:29,060
In 2010

3672
02:43:29,060 --> 02:43:30,740
The population was

3673
02:43:30,740 --> 02:43:32,540
4 million people

3674
02:43:32,540 --> 02:43:33,500
Fucking boring man

3675
02:43:33,500 --> 02:43:34,420
There's nothing going on

3676
02:43:34,420 --> 02:43:34,960
With this one

3677
02:43:34,960 --> 02:43:35,920
COVID-19

3678
02:43:35,920 --> 02:43:37,200
All we've had is

3679
02:43:37,200 --> 02:43:38,720
The lighting in the background

3680
02:43:38,720 --> 02:43:39,300
Has changed

3681
02:43:39,300 --> 02:43:41,100
Official Renault sponsor

3682
02:43:41,100 --> 02:43:42,180
Very very kind of you

3683
02:43:42,180 --> 02:43:42,900
Watch out for those

3684
02:43:42,900 --> 02:43:43,780
Farage bandits

3685
02:43:43,780 --> 02:43:45,020
Thank you very much

3686
02:43:45,020 --> 02:43:45,720
For the tip there

3687
02:43:45,720 --> 02:43:46,880
Very kind of you

3688
02:43:46,880 --> 02:43:47,720
There's nothing

3689
02:43:47,720 --> 02:43:49,540
There's no juice so far

3690
02:43:49,540 --> 02:43:51,340
And I'm beginning to lose my patience

3691
02:43:51,340 --> 02:43:53,320
Just a little bit with it

3692
02:43:53,320 --> 02:43:54,900
But let's not kid ourselves

3693
02:43:54,900 --> 02:43:56,200
We're trying to get back

3694
02:43:56,200 --> 02:43:57,100
To where we were

3695
02:43:57,100 --> 02:43:58,720
Over 10 years

3696
02:43:58,720 --> 02:43:59,360
I get that

3697
02:43:59,360 --> 02:44:00,120
I understand that

3698
02:44:00,120 --> 02:44:00,620
Steve

3699
02:44:00,620 --> 02:44:01,500
Final thought

3700
02:44:01,500 --> 02:44:02,180
Final point

3701
02:44:02,180 --> 02:44:02,960
And really important

3702
02:44:02,960 --> 02:44:04,540
The New Forest Vigilantes

3703
02:44:04,540 --> 02:44:05,380
Myself

3704
02:44:05,380 --> 02:44:07,520
Where the fuck is that

3705
02:44:07,520 --> 02:44:09,800
New Forest

3706
02:44:09,800 --> 02:44:11,980
UK

3707
02:44:11,980 --> 02:44:12,740
Is that nearby

3708
02:44:12,740 --> 02:44:14,100
Where they're doing

3709
02:44:14,100 --> 02:44:15,160
The fucking thing from

3710
02:44:15,160 --> 02:44:17,920
New Forest National Park

3711
02:44:17,920 --> 02:44:19,100
It's a national park

3712
02:44:19,100 --> 02:44:20,260
And he claims

3713
02:44:20,260 --> 02:44:21,500
That there's gonna be

3714
02:44:21,500 --> 02:44:22,980
A vigilante group

3715
02:44:22,980 --> 02:44:24,460
Operating not

3716
02:44:24,460 --> 02:44:25,780
Within the confines

3717
02:44:25,780 --> 02:44:26,920
Of a major urban

3718
02:44:26,920 --> 02:44:27,820
Conurbation

3719
02:44:27,820 --> 02:44:28,760
Metropolis

3720
02:44:28,760 --> 02:44:29,940
Such as London

3721
02:44:29,940 --> 02:44:32,020
But they're outsourcing

3722
02:44:32,020 --> 02:44:33,280
Their vigilantism

3723
02:44:33,280 --> 02:44:35,340
To the New Forest

3724
02:44:35,340 --> 02:44:37,020
National Park

3725
02:44:37,020 --> 02:44:38,260
It seems like

3726
02:44:38,260 --> 02:44:39,080
A bit of a stretch

3727
02:44:39,080 --> 02:44:39,780
Of the imagination

3728
02:44:39,780 --> 02:44:40,880
But scary

3729
02:44:40,880 --> 02:44:41,960
And you think about it

3730
02:44:41,960 --> 02:44:42,480
That maybe

3731
02:44:42,480 --> 02:44:44,160
These people

3732
02:44:44,160 --> 02:44:46,160
May be doing their work

3733
02:44:46,160 --> 02:44:47,040
In the cities

3734
02:44:47,040 --> 02:44:47,880
And then

3735
02:44:47,880 --> 02:44:49,260
You know

3736
02:44:49,260 --> 02:44:50,140
Taking out

3737
02:44:50,140 --> 02:44:51,000
The trash

3738
02:44:51,000 --> 02:44:52,000
So to speak

3739
02:44:52,000 --> 02:44:54,220
And bringing them down

3740
02:44:54,220 --> 02:44:54,920
To fucking

3741
02:44:54,920 --> 02:44:56,040
New Forest

3742
02:44:56,040 --> 02:44:56,440
You know

3743
02:44:56,440 --> 02:44:57,260
Picking them up

3744
02:44:57,260 --> 02:44:58,500
Wherever

3745
02:44:58,500 --> 02:45:00,600
There is the most crime

3746
02:45:00,600 --> 02:45:01,620
It's usually the south

3747
02:45:01,620 --> 02:45:02,040
Of London

3748
02:45:02,040 --> 02:45:02,540
You hear about

3749
02:45:02,540 --> 02:45:03,080
South London

3750
02:45:03,080 --> 02:45:04,240
Being crime enough

3751
02:45:04,240 --> 02:45:04,900
Don't you

3752
02:45:04,900 --> 02:45:06,280
So maybe

3753
02:45:06,280 --> 02:45:06,860
I don't know

3754
02:45:06,860 --> 02:45:08,100
It's just randomly

3755
02:45:08,100 --> 02:45:09,480
Apologies if you live here

3756
02:45:09,480 --> 02:45:10,540
Now let's just say

3757
02:45:10,540 --> 02:45:11,480
For instance

3758
02:45:11,480 --> 02:45:12,720
There's a vigilante group

3759
02:45:12,720 --> 02:45:13,520
And they're gonna

3760
02:45:13,520 --> 02:45:13,940
Fucking

3761
02:45:13,940 --> 02:45:16,320
It actually looks

3762
02:45:16,320 --> 02:45:17,880
Like there's not much crime

3763
02:45:17,880 --> 02:45:18,660
There but it looks

3764
02:45:18,660 --> 02:45:19,340
Can be deceiving

3765
02:45:19,340 --> 02:45:20,760
And then they pick them up here

3766
02:45:20,760 --> 02:45:22,200
And then whisk them

3767
02:45:22,200 --> 02:45:22,760
Away

3768
02:45:22,760 --> 02:45:24,300
On the fucking

3769
02:45:24,300 --> 02:45:25,120
M25

3770
02:45:25,120 --> 02:45:27,000
Or the M27

3771
02:45:27,000 --> 02:45:28,920
Down to the New Forest

3772
02:45:28,920 --> 02:45:29,760
National Park

3773
02:45:29,760 --> 02:45:31,180
Where there'd be some

3774
02:45:31,180 --> 02:45:31,760
Chilling

3775
02:45:31,760 --> 02:45:32,480
Chilling

3776
02:45:32,480 --> 02:45:33,440
Scenes

3777
02:45:33,440 --> 02:45:34,400
Amongst some

3778
02:45:34,400 --> 02:45:35,320
Outstanding

3779
02:45:35,320 --> 02:45:36,740
Natural beauty

3780
02:45:36,740 --> 02:45:37,200
As well

3781
02:45:37,200 --> 02:45:37,620
You know

3782
02:45:37,620 --> 02:45:38,700
You can really imagine

3783
02:45:38,700 --> 02:45:40,460
What they'd do

3784
02:45:40,460 --> 02:45:42,120
To some poor bastard

3785
02:45:42,120 --> 02:45:44,080
And then

3786
02:45:44,080 --> 02:45:44,600
You know

3787
02:45:44,600 --> 02:45:45,180
Maybe they'd

3788
02:45:45,180 --> 02:45:46,360
Have a pet goat there

3789
02:45:46,360 --> 02:45:47,680
Or a pet fucking donkey

3790
02:45:47,680 --> 02:45:49,260
A goat farm

3791
02:45:49,260 --> 02:45:50,060
I was gonna say

3792
02:45:50,060 --> 02:45:50,240
But

3793
02:45:50,240 --> 02:45:51,360
There could be

3794
02:45:51,360 --> 02:45:52,920
Something that goes on

3795
02:45:52,920 --> 02:45:54,500
Inside that castle even

3796
02:45:54,500 --> 02:45:55,540
To bring down

3797
02:45:55,540 --> 02:45:56,060
The people

3798
02:45:56,060 --> 02:45:56,580
That you've

3799
02:45:56,580 --> 02:45:56,860
Fucking

3800
02:45:56,860 --> 02:45:57,900
Hammerhead

3801
02:45:57,900 --> 02:45:58,600
Thank you very much

3802
02:45:58,600 --> 02:45:59,200
For the tip there

3803
02:45:59,200 --> 02:46:00,020
That you've

3804
02:46:00,020 --> 02:46:01,120
Got from the streets

3805
02:46:01,120 --> 02:46:01,940
You've took them in

3806
02:46:01,940 --> 02:46:02,660
From the streets

3807
02:46:02,660 --> 02:46:03,900
And you've brought them

3808
02:46:03,900 --> 02:46:05,020
Down to the New Forest

3809
02:46:05,020 --> 02:46:06,500
And you're gonna do

3810
02:46:06,500 --> 02:46:07,760
Damage to them there

3811
02:46:07,760 --> 02:46:09,400
I mean

3812
02:46:09,400 --> 02:46:10,380
It's quite majestic

3813
02:46:10,380 --> 02:46:11,820
It's

3814
02:46:11,820 --> 02:46:13,720
It's quite scenic

3815
02:46:13,720 --> 02:46:14,220
And beautiful

3816
02:46:14,220 --> 02:46:15,220
Let's just say that

3817
02:46:15,220 --> 02:46:15,700
For nothing

3818
02:46:15,700 --> 02:46:16,400
Hammerhead

3819
02:46:16,400 --> 02:46:17,140
Thank you very much

3820
02:46:17,140 --> 02:46:18,200
Are you doing any

3821
02:46:18,200 --> 02:46:19,020
Recent techno

3822
02:46:19,020 --> 02:46:19,920
DJ intros

3823
02:46:19,920 --> 02:46:21,080
Like higher vision

3824
02:46:21,080 --> 02:46:22,100
Back in 2019

3825
02:46:22,100 --> 02:46:23,820
Phone's not even

3826
02:46:23,820 --> 02:46:24,860
Rang once since then

3827
02:46:24,860 --> 02:46:25,100
Man

3828
02:46:25,100 --> 02:46:26,440
Just goes to show you

3829
02:46:26,440 --> 02:46:27,500
One minute you're

3830
02:46:27,500 --> 02:46:28,160
Flying high

3831
02:46:28,160 --> 02:46:28,620
In fucking

3832
02:46:28,620 --> 02:46:29,220
Higher vision

3833
02:46:29,220 --> 02:46:29,880
2019

3834
02:46:29,880 --> 02:46:31,120
The next moment

3835
02:46:31,120 --> 02:46:32,000
You're fucking

3836
02:46:32,000 --> 02:46:34,800
Middling you know

3837
02:46:34,800 --> 02:46:36,600
A live stream on

3838
02:46:36,600 --> 02:46:36,860
YouTube

3839
02:46:36,860 --> 02:46:38,060
In 2023

3840
02:46:38,060 --> 02:46:39,660
Them's the breaks man

3841
02:46:39,660 --> 02:46:41,100
You win some

3842
02:46:41,100 --> 02:46:41,720
You lose some

3843
02:46:41,720 --> 02:46:43,080
But at least

3844
02:46:43,080 --> 02:46:44,240
We're not getting

3845
02:46:44,240 --> 02:46:45,340
Fucking strung up

3846
02:46:45,340 --> 02:46:46,340
By a vigilante

3847
02:46:46,340 --> 02:46:47,440
Fucking lynch mob

3848
02:46:47,440 --> 02:46:47,960
Down

3849
02:46:47,960 --> 02:46:49,740
In New Forest

3850
02:46:49,740 --> 02:46:50,580
The New Forest

3851
02:46:50,580 --> 02:46:52,040
Vigilantes as they're known

3852
02:46:52,040 --> 02:46:54,560
You didn't hear about them

3853
02:46:54,560 --> 02:46:55,960
But Nige did

3854
02:46:55,960 --> 02:46:56,680
And apparently

3855
02:46:56,680 --> 02:46:57,420
We need to be

3856
02:46:57,420 --> 02:46:58,020
Fucking worried

3857
02:46:58,020 --> 02:46:59,320
Um

3858
02:46:59,320 --> 02:47:00,880
Let's hear what

3859
02:47:00,880 --> 02:47:01,220
You see

3860
02:47:01,220 --> 02:47:03,360
He's been building

3861
02:47:03,360 --> 02:47:04,020
This one up

3862
02:47:04,020 --> 02:47:04,760
For some time

3863
02:47:04,760 --> 02:47:06,000
Trying to get back

3864
02:47:06,000 --> 02:47:06,880
To where we were

3865
02:47:06,880 --> 02:47:07,840
Alright now now

3866
02:47:07,840 --> 02:47:08,520
Over ten years

3867
02:47:08,520 --> 02:47:09,160
I get that

3868
02:47:09,160 --> 02:47:09,960
I understand that

3869
02:47:09,960 --> 02:47:10,440
Steve

3870
02:47:10,440 --> 02:47:11,300
Final thought

3871
02:47:11,300 --> 02:47:11,960
Final point

3872
02:47:11,960 --> 02:47:13,100
And really important one

3873
02:47:13,100 --> 02:47:15,780
The shoplifting epidemic

3874
02:47:15,780 --> 02:47:16,840
Has become a major

3875
02:47:16,840 --> 02:47:17,120
National

3876
02:47:17,120 --> 02:47:18,540
Never heard of it

3877
02:47:18,540 --> 02:47:19,920
I didn't hear about this

3878
02:47:19,920 --> 02:47:21,440
Shoplifting epidemic

3879
02:47:21,440 --> 02:47:22,580
Total story over the course

3880
02:47:22,580 --> 02:47:23,540
Of the last few weeks

3881
02:47:23,540 --> 02:47:24,220
You know

3882
02:47:24,220 --> 02:47:25,220
The bosses of

3883
02:47:25,220 --> 02:47:27,620
Of all the big firms

3884
02:47:27,620 --> 02:47:28,880
But co-op in particular

3885
02:47:28,880 --> 02:47:29,540
The most interesting

3886
02:47:29,540 --> 02:47:30,840
The co-op saying

3887
02:47:30,840 --> 02:47:33,180
That four out of five times

3888
02:47:33,180 --> 02:47:34,720
When they actually catch somebody

3889
02:47:34,720 --> 02:47:35,780
Shoplifting

3890
02:47:35,780 --> 02:47:37,160
The police don't turn up

3891
02:47:37,160 --> 02:47:39,440
And that we're told

3892
02:47:39,440 --> 02:47:39,960
Yeah

3893
02:47:39,960 --> 02:47:41,960
And that we're told that anything under 200 pounds

3894
02:47:41,960 --> 02:47:43,200
That people have nicked

3895
02:47:43,200 --> 02:47:44,920
Is now just a minor misdemeanor

3896
02:47:44,920 --> 02:47:46,960
Surely we have to reverse this

3897
02:47:46,960 --> 02:47:48,800
Surely if we allow this to go on

3898
02:47:48,800 --> 02:47:50,340
We allow other types of crime

3899
02:47:50,340 --> 02:47:52,220
So we've only had 23 minutes of this yet

3900
02:47:52,220 --> 02:47:53,400
There could still be something

3901
02:47:53,400 --> 02:47:53,880
And share that

3902
02:47:53,880 --> 02:47:55,620
There could still be some gold here

3903
02:47:55,620 --> 02:47:57,120
Concern

3904
02:47:57,120 --> 02:47:58,160
But simply saying

3905
02:47:58,160 --> 02:47:59,400
We're going to reverse it

3906
02:47:59,400 --> 02:48:00,080
Achieves nothing

3907
02:48:00,080 --> 02:48:01,240
It's a cheap

3908
02:48:01,240 --> 02:48:02,700
Gimmicky headline

3909
02:48:02,700 --> 02:48:03,320
Handy

3910
02:48:03,320 --> 02:48:04,120
Yeah

3911
02:48:04,120 --> 02:48:07,260
I don't know if you missed his yeah

3912
02:48:07,260 --> 02:48:09,080
There when he took the sip of water

3913
02:48:09,080 --> 02:48:09,860
Let's have a little

3914
02:48:09,860 --> 02:48:11,980
Crank up of the auditory there

3915
02:48:11,980 --> 02:48:13,440
Just so we can

3916
02:48:13,440 --> 02:48:15,180
Really blast that

3917
02:48:15,180 --> 02:48:15,880
Yeah

3918
02:48:15,880 --> 02:48:17,540
Out nice and loud

3919
02:48:17,540 --> 02:48:19,180
And if I've got a bit of fucking time

3920
02:48:19,180 --> 02:48:20,960
I might run an echo on that as well

3921
02:48:20,960 --> 02:48:22,440
Not going to promise anything

3922
02:48:22,440 --> 02:48:22,860
Ding

3923
02:48:22,860 --> 02:48:24,140
The police don't turn up

3924
02:48:24,140 --> 02:48:25,000
Yeah

3925
02:48:25,000 --> 02:48:25,600
And that

3926
02:48:25,600 --> 02:48:27,320
Yeah

3927
02:48:27,320 --> 02:48:30,580
We catch somebody

3928
02:48:30,580 --> 02:48:31,600
Shoplifting

3929
02:48:31,600 --> 02:48:33,020
The police don't turn up

3930
02:48:33,020 --> 02:48:33,860
Yeah

3931
02:48:33,860 --> 02:48:35,400
And that we're told

3932
02:48:35,400 --> 02:48:36,620
That anything under 200 pounds

3933
02:48:36,620 --> 02:48:36,960
It's lovely

3934
02:48:36,960 --> 02:48:39,000
I'm not going to go with the echo lads

3935
02:48:39,000 --> 02:48:40,160
I'm not going to go with the echo

3936
02:48:40,160 --> 02:48:41,220
In the front line

3937
02:48:41,220 --> 02:48:42,220
Where they want to be

3938
02:48:42,220 --> 02:48:44,280
We need to get them out of the control rooms

3939
02:48:44,280 --> 02:48:45,360
Our control rooms

3940
02:48:45,360 --> 02:48:47,440
I think we skipped on a bit too far there

3941
02:48:47,440 --> 02:48:48,400
It doesn't get high enough up the list

3942
02:48:48,400 --> 02:48:49,520
For it to require

3943
02:48:49,520 --> 02:48:52,180
For it to pull an officer away

3944
02:48:52,180 --> 02:48:54,100
From other really important work

3945
02:48:54,100 --> 02:48:55,880
There's too few of us

3946
02:48:55,880 --> 02:48:57,320
And there's too much to do

3947
02:48:57,320 --> 02:48:58,400
And simply saying

3948
02:48:58,400 --> 02:49:00,240
We're going to deal with every theft

3949
02:49:00,240 --> 02:49:01,180
All you're doing is

3950
02:49:01,180 --> 02:49:02,420
Adding to the issue

3951
02:49:02,420 --> 02:49:03,800
You're not helping solve it

3952
02:49:03,800 --> 02:49:04,860
You need to cut the

3953
02:49:04,860 --> 02:49:06,120
Bureaucracy

3954
02:49:06,120 --> 02:49:08,920
I was wondering what was going on down there

3955
02:49:08,920 --> 02:49:10,200
Was she asleep

3956
02:49:10,200 --> 02:49:11,260
I didn't

3957
02:49:11,260 --> 02:49:12,180
Or was she just

3958
02:49:12,180 --> 02:49:13,100
Is she just going

3959
02:49:13,100 --> 02:49:14,460
Oh for fuck's sake

3960
02:49:14,460 --> 02:49:16,900
I have another hour of fucking

3961
02:49:16,900 --> 02:49:18,300
Farage at large

3962
02:49:18,300 --> 02:49:19,500
And it's shit

3963
02:49:19,500 --> 02:49:20,140
The issue

3964
02:49:20,140 --> 02:49:21,420
You're not helping solve it

3965
02:49:21,420 --> 02:49:22,100
She's crying

3966
02:49:22,100 --> 02:49:23,280
I think she's crying

3967
02:49:23,280 --> 02:49:23,640
I think

3968
02:49:23,640 --> 02:49:26,260
A tear is being shed

3969
02:49:26,260 --> 02:49:29,600
Not for the shoplifting epidemic

3970
02:49:29,600 --> 02:49:31,020
In and of itself

3971
02:49:31,020 --> 02:49:31,740
But maybe

3972
02:49:31,740 --> 02:49:33,720
For society

3973
02:49:33,720 --> 02:49:35,320
On a wider level

3974
02:49:35,320 --> 02:49:36,920
As an offshoot

3975
02:49:36,920 --> 02:49:38,200
To these penetrating

3976
02:49:38,200 --> 02:49:40,200
Incendiary discussions

3977
02:49:40,200 --> 02:49:41,740
About the big issues

3978
02:49:41,740 --> 02:49:42,540
Of the day

3979
02:49:42,540 --> 02:49:47,640
We need to cut the bureaucracy

3980
02:49:47,640 --> 02:49:49,180
And get our officers

3981
02:49:49,180 --> 02:49:50,740
Away from their desks

3982
02:49:50,740 --> 02:49:52,500
Away from hospital guards

3983
02:49:52,500 --> 02:49:53,260
Where they're looking after

3984
02:49:53,260 --> 02:49:54,160
People in hospital

3985
02:49:54,160 --> 02:49:56,140
Away from custody

3986
02:49:56,140 --> 02:49:57,280
Where people that should be

3987
02:49:57,280 --> 02:49:58,920
In mental health facilities

3988
02:49:58,920 --> 02:50:00,380
Are instead spending time

3989
02:50:00,380 --> 02:50:01,060
With the police

3990
02:50:01,060 --> 02:50:02,240
We need to get them away

3991
02:50:02,240 --> 02:50:02,960
From there

3992
02:50:02,960 --> 02:50:04,380
And out on the front line

3993
02:50:04,380 --> 02:50:05,380
Where they want to be

3994
02:50:05,380 --> 02:50:06,240
We need to get them out

3995
02:50:06,240 --> 02:50:07,440
With the control rooms

3996
02:50:07,440 --> 02:50:08,580
Our control rooms

3997
02:50:08,580 --> 02:50:09,920
Control rooms

3998
02:50:09,920 --> 02:50:14,100
The bureaucracy

3999
02:50:14,100 --> 02:50:15,640
The paperwork

4000
02:50:15,640 --> 02:50:17,180
The emphasis on people

4001
02:50:17,180 --> 02:50:18,020
Being rude to each other

4002
02:50:18,020 --> 02:50:18,560
On the internet

4003
02:50:18,560 --> 02:50:19,700
Have we got all this wrong?

4004
02:50:21,680 --> 02:50:22,420
Rude to each other

4005
02:50:22,420 --> 02:50:22,780
On the internet?

4006
02:50:22,780 --> 02:50:23,700
What's that about?

4007
02:50:23,820 --> 02:50:24,560
The bureaucracy

4008
02:50:24,560 --> 02:50:25,220
The paperwork

4009
02:50:25,220 --> 02:50:26,180
But equally

4010
02:50:26,180 --> 02:50:27,220
The Metropolitan Police

4011
02:50:27,220 --> 02:50:28,220
Have a thousand people

4012
02:50:28,220 --> 02:50:29,160
Monitoring what's been said

4013
02:50:29,160 --> 02:50:29,800
Back tonight

4014
02:50:29,800 --> 02:50:30,940
Thanks very much for the tip

4015
02:50:30,940 --> 02:50:32,820
Surely that's a wrong priority

4016
02:50:32,820 --> 02:50:34,300
People being rude to each other

4017
02:50:34,300 --> 02:50:35,860
Shouldn't surely bother

4018
02:50:35,860 --> 02:50:36,980
The police with their time

4019
02:50:36,980 --> 02:50:37,920
We'll put it this way Nigel

4020
02:50:37,920 --> 02:50:38,900
How does that priority

4021
02:50:38,900 --> 02:50:39,860
Stack up against?

4022
02:50:40,060 --> 02:50:41,820
People stealing from your local shop

4023
02:50:41,820 --> 02:50:43,180
And then you've got to

4024
02:50:43,180 --> 02:50:44,040
Make a judgement of you

4025
02:50:44,040 --> 02:50:44,960
What's more important?

4026
02:50:45,100 --> 02:50:45,780
And presently

4027
02:50:45,780 --> 02:50:46,860
The powers that be

4028
02:50:46,860 --> 02:50:48,760
It's not happening with this guy

4029
02:50:48,760 --> 02:50:51,060
Sorry I've given you enough time

4030
02:50:51,060 --> 02:50:53,440
We've come for a good time

4031
02:50:53,440 --> 02:50:54,900
Not a fucking long drawn out

4032
02:50:54,900 --> 02:50:55,700
Boring time

4033
02:50:55,700 --> 02:50:57,840
And thank you very much

4034
02:50:57,840 --> 02:50:59,080
For the variant of concern

4035
02:50:59,080 --> 02:51:01,000
Horses under Starlight

4036
02:51:01,000 --> 02:51:05,400
At least you got a big cheer in there

4037
02:51:05,400 --> 02:51:08,660
Maybe a scripted go on Niger

4038
02:51:08,660 --> 02:51:10,960
From the crew

4039
02:51:10,960 --> 02:51:12,180
Very quickly

4040
02:51:12,180 --> 02:51:14,560
A final quick thought

4041
02:51:14,560 --> 02:51:15,380
If I may

4042
02:51:15,380 --> 02:51:15,980
Steve

4043
02:51:15,980 --> 02:51:17,880
Do you feel the courts

4044
02:51:17,880 --> 02:51:18,900
The judges

4045
02:51:18,900 --> 02:51:20,040
Are backing you up?

4046
02:51:20,320 --> 02:51:20,560
No

4047
02:51:20,560 --> 02:51:21,240
No

4048
02:51:21,240 --> 02:51:23,040
On that note

4049
02:51:23,040 --> 02:51:24,140
On that note

4050
02:51:24,140 --> 02:51:25,360
Because I'm

4051
02:51:25,360 --> 02:51:26,560
You must let me expand

4052
02:51:26,560 --> 02:51:27,280
Go on

4053
02:51:27,280 --> 02:51:36,820
Watch out

4054
02:51:36,820 --> 02:51:38,200
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down

4055
02:51:38,200 --> 02:51:38,620
Get off

4056
02:51:38,620 --> 02:51:39,800
Time and time again

4057
02:51:39,800 --> 02:51:41,200
By the criminal justice service

4058
02:51:41,200 --> 02:51:42,840
Officer assaults

4059
02:51:42,840 --> 02:51:45,580
40,000 officers were assaulted

4060
02:51:45,580 --> 02:51:46,600
In a year period

4061
02:51:46,600 --> 02:51:48,180
That's 110 a day

4062
02:51:48,180 --> 02:51:48,720
Nigel

4063
02:51:48,720 --> 02:51:49,060
Terrible

4064
02:51:49,060 --> 02:51:49,580
A day

4065
02:51:49,580 --> 02:51:50,500
And when they go

4066
02:51:50,500 --> 02:51:51,740
Not all of them go to court

4067
02:51:51,740 --> 02:51:52,880
And those that do

4068
02:51:52,880 --> 02:51:54,440
Not all of them can find a barrister

4069
02:51:54,440 --> 02:51:55,340
To hear the case

4070
02:51:55,340 --> 02:51:56,820
And those that get heard

4071
02:51:56,820 --> 02:51:58,100
Not all of them get the same

4072
02:51:58,100 --> 02:51:58,100
I'm hoping

4073
02:51:58,100 --> 02:51:59,160
He said to him

4074
02:51:59,160 --> 02:52:00,040
It's a final point

4075
02:52:00,040 --> 02:52:01,500
I am hoping there's going to be

4076
02:52:01,500 --> 02:52:03,400
An ad break

4077
02:52:03,400 --> 02:52:05,420
And then we'll get some

4078
02:52:05,420 --> 02:52:07,020
Loutish shouts

4079
02:52:07,020 --> 02:52:08,380
Which are generic

4080
02:52:08,380 --> 02:52:09,000
Kind of

4081
02:52:09,000 --> 02:52:10,260
Library music

4082
02:52:10,260 --> 02:52:11,320
Sound style

4083
02:52:11,320 --> 02:52:11,620
Like

4084
02:52:11,620 --> 02:52:16,340
Because it hasn't got that way enough

4085
02:52:16,340 --> 02:52:17,960
It set out the shawl earlier on

4086
02:52:17,960 --> 02:52:19,740
As a TFI Friday

4087
02:52:19,740 --> 02:52:21,660
Mad fest

4088
02:52:21,660 --> 02:52:24,060
And we heard some of the fucking

4089
02:52:24,060 --> 02:52:26,420
Noises that came out there

4090
02:52:26,420 --> 02:52:27,600
So there has to be something

4091
02:52:27,600 --> 02:52:28,720
At the end of this

4092
02:52:28,720 --> 02:52:30,020
There usually always is

4093
02:52:30,020 --> 02:52:30,680
It has to be

4094
02:52:30,680 --> 02:52:32,640
An attack on a police officer

4095
02:52:32,640 --> 02:52:33,560
Simply conducting

4096
02:52:33,560 --> 02:52:35,080
Exercising their duty

4097
02:52:35,080 --> 02:52:36,480
To try and keep us all safe

4098
02:52:36,480 --> 02:52:36,700
Yeah

4099
02:52:36,700 --> 02:52:37,640
Should be dealt with

4100
02:52:37,640 --> 02:52:38,680
As sternly as possible

4101
02:52:38,680 --> 02:52:39,440
By the courts

4102
02:52:39,440 --> 02:52:40,380
And regrettably

4103
02:52:40,380 --> 02:52:41,240
It isn't

4104
02:52:41,240 --> 02:52:41,860
Steve Taylor

4105
02:52:41,860 --> 02:52:42,560
We

4106
02:52:42,560 --> 02:52:43,940
Big big shout now

4107
02:52:43,940 --> 02:52:45,860
All want to support you

4108
02:52:45,860 --> 02:52:46,760
And our police officers

4109
02:52:46,760 --> 02:52:47,600
And thank you for coming

4110
02:52:47,600 --> 02:52:50,420
In a moment

4111
02:52:50,420 --> 02:52:51,380
It will be time for

4112
02:52:51,380 --> 02:52:52,380
Bow hours to bow hours

4113
02:52:52,380 --> 02:52:53,120
Where the audience

4114
02:52:53,120 --> 02:52:54,220
Get their turn

4115
02:52:54,220 --> 02:52:55,100
Back with you

4116
02:52:55,100 --> 02:52:55,980
In a couple of minutes

4117
02:52:55,980 --> 02:53:03,580
Just generic shouts

4118
02:53:03,580 --> 02:53:05,760
There was no go on night

4119
02:53:05,760 --> 02:53:07,840
But there was quite a few

4120
02:53:07,840 --> 02:53:14,420
Just to satiate the desire

4121
02:53:14,420 --> 02:53:17,480
There's a good show in a couple of minutes

4122
02:53:17,480 --> 02:53:22,100
I like to call this fella a situation of interest

4123
02:53:22,100 --> 02:53:52,100
OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI

4124
02:53:52,100 --> 02:53:54,260
that the YouTube is now feeding me.

4125
02:53:55,260 --> 02:54:00,160
But he's in a situation that we might need to monitor closely.

4126
02:54:00,160 --> 02:54:01,180
Let's just say that.

4127
02:54:01,260 --> 02:54:01,900
Where is he now?

4128
02:54:02,020 --> 02:54:02,500
Come on.

4129
02:54:02,540 --> 02:54:05,900
Is the guy who did history stuff, the Scottish fella,

4130
02:54:06,260 --> 02:54:07,340
there we go.

4131
02:54:07,900 --> 02:54:13,600
He provides a scathing, polemical bollockin every week,

4132
02:54:13,700 --> 02:54:14,020
this fella.

4133
02:54:14,740 --> 02:54:21,420
He dresses like a Jacobean, fucking aristocratic,

4134
02:54:21,420 --> 02:54:27,700
minstrel man of the Highlands, a Caledonian minstrelite.

4135
02:54:28,240 --> 02:54:32,780
But he delivers bollockins about the state of the world

4136
02:54:32,780 --> 02:54:38,860
and the way the fucking overlords are crushing our bollocks

4137
02:54:38,860 --> 02:54:40,660
in a big vice every day.

4138
02:54:41,760 --> 02:54:44,960
Or words to that effect anyway, he wouldn't be as foul-mouthed,

4139
02:54:45,080 --> 02:54:49,440
but it could be another one that has to be investigated.

4140
02:54:49,440 --> 02:54:51,200
I'm not going to say anything more than that.

4141
02:54:51,260 --> 02:54:53,640
Let's just see how this develops.

4142
02:54:54,240 --> 02:54:56,540
Obviously, we've got a lot on our plate here.

4143
02:54:59,540 --> 02:55:02,500
And that was more of a fucking situation.

4144
02:55:02,620 --> 02:55:06,380
You've already got your man who looks like Bricktop from Snatch

4145
02:55:06,380 --> 02:55:08,900
or fucking, what is it?

4146
02:55:09,760 --> 02:55:10,700
Lockstock there.

4147
02:55:11,080 --> 02:55:16,280
And then a few rambunctious fucking grumblings from the assembled crowd.

4148
02:55:16,360 --> 02:55:18,260
Balls of steel has been.

4149
02:55:18,360 --> 02:55:19,000
Thank you very much.

4150
02:55:19,520 --> 02:55:20,760
And Dean Whitehead.

4151
02:55:20,760 --> 02:55:22,280
Thank you very much for the tips, lads.

4152
02:55:22,380 --> 02:55:25,360
I missed them at the time.

4153
02:55:25,580 --> 02:55:26,780
I hope you don't mind.

4154
02:55:27,260 --> 02:55:32,060
The shite needs to be talked at the moment while this situation is happening.

4155
02:55:32,160 --> 02:55:33,020
Otherwise, what are we here for?

4156
02:55:33,700 --> 02:55:35,300
And then there's a lot of...

4157
02:55:35,300 --> 02:55:44,020
Again, just to remind us about the Trick Awards.

4158
02:55:44,820 --> 02:55:47,200
Never heard about them until now.

4159
02:55:48,080 --> 02:55:51,740
So we don't really know if that's a reputable scenario.

4160
02:55:54,300 --> 02:55:57,260
We don't really know if it's a fucking reputable scenario.

4161
02:55:59,460 --> 02:56:04,100
The television, radio industries, clubs, British Institutes in 1931, promote Godwell Television.

4162
02:56:04,240 --> 02:56:05,140
Oh, it's 1931.

4163
02:56:05,340 --> 02:56:05,880
I mean, fair enough.

4164
02:56:06,060 --> 02:56:09,180
But it's fucking small enough time, really, isn't it?

4165
02:56:09,720 --> 02:56:12,020
They're going up against the world's best.

4166
02:56:12,840 --> 02:56:14,640
They need to go fucking aim...

4167
02:56:14,640 --> 02:56:15,540
Today it's Trick.

4168
02:56:16,040 --> 02:56:20,240
They need to break out of the Trick if they want to fucking progress, you know?

4169
02:56:20,840 --> 02:56:23,240
No one's talking about Trick these days.

4170
02:56:23,240 --> 02:56:39,340
It's the part of the show I've been waiting for.

4171
02:56:39,520 --> 02:56:40,680
Barrage the Farage.

4172
02:56:41,940 --> 02:56:44,100
It's the heartbeat of the show.

4173
02:56:44,880 --> 02:56:48,440
North Korea and China pledging unconditional support to Putin.

4174
02:56:49,180 --> 02:56:51,620
How do you think that the West should respond,

4175
02:56:51,620 --> 02:56:54,160
if or more likely when China invade Taiwan?

4176
02:56:54,600 --> 02:56:55,960
I'm really worried about this.

4177
02:56:56,140 --> 02:56:58,620
And I think if you look at the economic data coming out of China,

4178
02:56:59,020 --> 02:57:01,820
youth unemployment, the last figures we got, 21%.

4179
02:57:01,820 --> 02:57:05,060
How does he have such a big opinion on the whole China thing?

4180
02:57:05,340 --> 02:57:08,260
Also, it feels like being forced to think about China.

4181
02:57:09,160 --> 02:57:10,680
Like, I'm not arsed.

4182
02:57:10,780 --> 02:57:12,400
You know, people are saying, oh, China, man.

4183
02:57:12,560 --> 02:57:13,780
They're on the fucking rise.

4184
02:57:13,920 --> 02:57:15,640
I don't know about it.

4185
02:57:15,680 --> 02:57:16,900
It's not like it's on...

4186
02:57:16,900 --> 02:57:17,820
I don't see it anywhere.

4187
02:57:17,820 --> 02:57:19,440
But, I mean, obviously, it's happening elsewhere.

4188
02:57:19,760 --> 02:57:22,480
I mean, it's China.

4189
02:57:22,700 --> 02:57:24,180
It's the Chinese, you know.

4190
02:57:24,820 --> 02:57:26,420
Don't watch any Chinese stuff.

4191
02:57:28,080 --> 02:57:29,740
Huge property crashes happening.

4192
02:57:30,440 --> 02:57:32,240
China had this amazing period of growth,

4193
02:57:32,500 --> 02:57:33,920
but it was massively overgeared.

4194
02:57:34,300 --> 02:57:35,940
There's a big economic reckoning coming,

4195
02:57:36,020 --> 02:57:37,180
and I genuinely believe that.

4196
02:57:37,480 --> 02:57:39,760
And that, I think, makes the invasion of Taiwan

4197
02:57:39,760 --> 02:57:41,300
that much more likely.

4198
02:57:41,860 --> 02:57:43,400
I think it'll happen next year.

4199
02:57:44,400 --> 02:57:45,200
I do.

4200
02:57:45,860 --> 02:57:46,620
I do.

4201
02:57:46,880 --> 02:57:47,340
And I...

4202
02:57:47,340 --> 02:57:48,340
And I...

4203
02:57:48,340 --> 02:57:49,340
I...

4204
02:57:49,340 --> 02:57:50,140
Oh!

4205
02:57:50,140 --> 02:57:50,360
Oh!

4206
02:57:54,360 --> 02:57:55,140
Fucking hell.

4207
02:57:57,480 --> 02:58:00,000
Maybe a Fargo Boyle scenario

4208
02:58:00,000 --> 02:58:03,340
just to do it for the sake of doing it, maybe?

4209
02:58:03,340 --> 02:58:03,460
Maybe?

4210
02:58:03,460 --> 02:58:03,600
Maybe?

4211
02:58:03,600 --> 02:58:03,700
Maybe?

4212
02:58:03,700 --> 02:58:23,920
I hope you could be in here, but I'm really worried about this. And I think if you look

4213
02:58:23,920 --> 02:58:28,700
at the economic data coming out of China, youth unemployment, the last figures we got, 21%.

4214
02:58:28,700 --> 02:58:35,300
Huge property crashes happening. China had this amazing period of growth, but it was massively overgeared.

4215
02:58:35,300 --> 02:58:39,700
There's a big economic reckoning coming, and I genuinely believe that. And that, I think,

4216
02:58:39,700 --> 02:58:48,820
makes the invasion of Taiwan that much more likely. I think it'll happen next year. I do. I do. And I,

4217
02:58:48,820 --> 02:58:56,380
I hope to goodness I'm wrong. And I suspect that what we're seeing is Russia.

4218
02:58:56,380 --> 02:59:02,980
You better have something to back that open, Father. Completely fucked it up. Completely fucked it up.

4219
02:59:02,980 --> 02:59:13,980
Completely fucked it up. I'm not sure which very, very big co-China, X. And I, I hope to goodness I'm wrong. I do.

4220
02:59:13,980 --> 02:59:28,580
You better have something to back that open, Father. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You were the ones who constantly chatted of the so-called...

4221
02:59:28,580 --> 02:59:31,580
...in this period of time. Fuck it up.

4222
02:59:31,580 --> 02:59:32,380
No, fucker hell.

4223
02:59:32,900 --> 02:59:33,720
Chinese Re...

4224
02:59:33,720 --> 02:59:34,700
Ha ha ha!

4225
02:59:34,700 --> 02:59:36,500
...Kide and Hud Hastings.

4226
02:59:39,560 --> 02:59:41,360
Hud Hastings is after you.

4227
02:59:42,260 --> 02:59:44,700
Luckily, I think it'll happen next year.

4228
02:59:45,440 --> 02:59:46,480
I do.

4229
02:59:47,340 --> 02:59:47,780
I do.

4230
02:59:47,780 --> 02:59:49,760
No, fucker hell.

4231
02:59:49,760 --> 02:59:50,480
I'm wrong.

4232
02:59:51,480 --> 02:59:59,340
And I suspect that what we're seeing is Russia, China, North Korea, South Africa.

4233
03:00:00,400 --> 03:00:03,620
A very, very big coalition is building against us.

4234
03:00:03,980 --> 03:00:07,740
And India, I'm not sure which way India's going to go on this.

4235
03:00:08,780 --> 03:00:09,920
India's after you.

4236
03:00:10,780 --> 03:00:12,300
So I'm deeply worried about it.

4237
03:00:12,820 --> 03:00:15,400
My suspicion is, you asked me a question about that reaction,

4238
03:00:15,620 --> 03:00:20,100
my suspicion is if China invades Taiwan, the West does very little.

4239
03:00:20,560 --> 03:00:21,400
It's my view.

4240
03:00:21,420 --> 03:00:22,220
What's yours?

4241
03:00:22,360 --> 03:00:24,760
I suggest Francis Stream and Father Ted Best bits.

4242
03:00:24,760 --> 03:00:26,680
I think we should stand with Taiwan.

4243
03:00:26,680 --> 03:00:28,100
I'd look to watch along with that.

4244
03:00:28,340 --> 03:00:29,220
But the problem is...

4245
03:00:29,220 --> 03:00:31,220
I just want to make sure...

4246
03:00:31,220 --> 03:00:35,640
...I've rinsed every drop from this, you know.

4247
03:00:36,180 --> 03:00:37,360
But then you probably...

4248
03:00:37,360 --> 03:00:38,160
I probably just...

4249
03:00:38,160 --> 03:00:41,360
The stream would get blocked anyway, because it's using copyrighted content.

4250
03:00:41,500 --> 03:00:42,400
We've depleted our...

4251
03:00:42,400 --> 03:00:43,200
But you never know.

4252
03:00:43,320 --> 03:00:46,320
Some things, it seems, they're slack about it.

4253
03:00:46,360 --> 03:00:47,920
And some things are really anal about it.

4254
03:00:47,940 --> 03:00:49,540
Our ability so much.

4255
03:00:50,040 --> 03:00:51,100
I don't think we can.

4256
03:00:51,620 --> 03:00:54,740
And our daughter's joining the RAF, so it's poignant to us.

4257
03:00:55,260 --> 03:00:55,400
Yeah.

4258
03:00:55,520 --> 03:00:56,280
Well, look, we've cut...

4259
03:00:56,280 --> 03:00:57,940
I mean, you know, 13 years of Conservative government,

4260
03:00:58,080 --> 03:01:00,840
and we've cut back our forces in the most astonishing way.

4261
03:01:01,120 --> 03:01:03,080
But the key to this is how America reacts.

4262
03:01:03,140 --> 03:01:05,680
And if Joe Biden's still in the White House, they will do nothing.

4263
03:01:05,940 --> 03:01:08,040
And they will not perceive the threat, is my view.

4264
03:01:08,040 --> 03:01:08,940
Dennis, thank you.

4265
03:01:09,100 --> 03:01:09,340
Thank you.

4266
03:01:09,340 --> 03:01:10,240
A very important question.

4267
03:01:11,520 --> 03:01:11,960
Jim.

4268
03:01:14,760 --> 03:01:15,200
Jim.

4269
03:01:15,500 --> 03:01:16,760
Good evening, Nigel, everybody.

4270
03:01:17,160 --> 03:01:19,460
Those watching at home, I may be wrong, Ian.

4271
03:01:19,540 --> 03:01:20,460
Correct me if I'm wrong.

4272
03:01:20,700 --> 03:01:23,740
But why is it that people that live in London,

4273
03:01:24,320 --> 03:01:26,460
and the vast majority are foreigners anyway,

4274
03:01:26,640 --> 03:01:28,020
that are not born and raised here,

4275
03:01:28,240 --> 03:01:32,120
and paid a lot into the country, like I have, you have, and everybody here,

4276
03:01:32,320 --> 03:01:36,740
why is it they get free travel from the age of 60?

4277
03:01:36,980 --> 03:01:39,340
People like myself from Cambridge live in the sticks.

4278
03:01:39,660 --> 03:01:41,180
We have to wait till we're 66.

4279
03:01:41,940 --> 03:01:44,400
Yeah, I mean, look, I think actually the whole free travel thing

4280
03:01:44,400 --> 03:01:46,700
at the age of 60 in London, which...

4281
03:01:47,260 --> 03:01:48,920
And there are different parts of London...

4282
03:01:48,920 --> 03:01:49,580
Andy, thank you very much.

4283
03:01:49,580 --> 03:01:52,840
And in many cases, people in London are much better off...

4284
03:01:52,840 --> 03:01:53,200
Absolutely.

4285
03:01:53,220 --> 03:01:54,820
...than people living out in the sticks.

4286
03:01:54,900 --> 03:01:55,640
Absolutely, Liam.

4287
03:01:55,660 --> 03:01:56,720
And I...

4288
03:01:56,720 --> 03:01:57,640
It's a funny thing.

4289
03:01:58,140 --> 03:02:00,040
Taking benefits away from people

4290
03:02:00,040 --> 03:02:02,520
is rather like getting a bone back from an house.

4291
03:02:02,520 --> 03:02:05,340
Waiting for something here, it started like the...

4292
03:02:05,340 --> 03:02:06,220
A bit...

4293
03:02:06,220 --> 03:02:10,060
Couldn't tell really whether or not he had something going on, but...

4294
03:02:10,060 --> 03:02:12,980
It's a really, really tricky thing to do.

4295
03:02:13,000 --> 03:02:14,420
Like he had a bit of gusto about him.

4296
03:02:14,420 --> 03:02:16,640
Frankly, I don't think...

4297
03:02:16,640 --> 03:02:18,120
I mean, I'm 60 next birthday.

4298
03:02:18,500 --> 03:02:19,040
Young men.

4299
03:02:19,460 --> 03:02:20,100
Well, thank you.

4300
03:02:21,000 --> 03:02:21,880
Chicken there, I say.

4301
03:02:21,880 --> 03:02:22,900
I haven't been called that for years.

4302
03:02:24,720 --> 03:02:26,020
He likes Nigel.

4303
03:02:26,080 --> 03:02:27,040
16 next birthday.

4304
03:02:27,480 --> 03:02:29,480
I've got a decent job, a decent income.

4305
03:02:29,720 --> 03:02:32,060
I'm fitter than I deserve to be given my lifestyle.

4306
03:02:32,060 --> 03:02:32,600
That's a five-a-five.

4307
03:02:32,600 --> 03:02:36,180
And I don't think I should be entitled to...

4308
03:02:36,180 --> 03:02:37,200
Another cheeky job.

4309
03:02:37,200 --> 03:02:39,680
...free travel from my 60th birthday.

4310
03:02:39,920 --> 03:02:41,860
So I don't think the state can keep...

4311
03:02:41,860 --> 03:02:44,740
But why is it for the Londoners?

4312
03:02:44,740 --> 03:02:45,420
Well...

4313
03:02:45,420 --> 03:02:50,140
Because, you know, they've got great transport system anyway, compared to us out in the sticks.

4314
03:02:50,140 --> 03:02:51,820
No, no, no, no, no, no, I get all of that.

4315
03:02:51,820 --> 03:02:52,160
A little local bus.

4316
03:02:52,160 --> 03:02:52,860
I get all of that.

4317
03:02:52,860 --> 03:02:54,420
But we have to wait till we're 66.

4318
03:02:54,420 --> 03:02:55,220
I know.

4319
03:02:55,220 --> 03:02:56,160
That's six years older.

4320
03:02:56,160 --> 03:02:56,760
I know.

4321
03:02:56,760 --> 03:02:59,760
Of course, they earn better money, most of them, in London.

4322
03:02:59,760 --> 03:03:00,260
How old are you, Jim?

4323
03:03:00,820 --> 03:03:00,940
Huh?

4324
03:03:01,040 --> 03:03:01,500
How old are you?

4325
03:03:01,920 --> 03:03:02,320
67.

4326
03:03:02,560 --> 03:03:03,340
Coming on 68.

4327
03:03:03,460 --> 03:03:04,260
So you've got a pass now?

4328
03:03:04,580 --> 03:03:05,080
I have.

4329
03:03:05,320 --> 03:03:06,200
Oh, there we are.

4330
03:03:08,900 --> 03:03:09,500
Caught out.

4331
03:03:09,500 --> 03:03:11,100
I would have liked to have got it when I was 60.

4332
03:03:11,100 --> 03:03:11,500
OK.

4333
03:03:12,480 --> 03:03:14,060
He's trying to come back from that now.

4334
03:03:14,140 --> 03:03:17,520
He got caught out talking about how you can't get a bus pass.

4335
03:03:17,580 --> 03:03:20,900
He's got a bus pass at home, for fuck's sake.

4336
03:03:21,680 --> 03:03:25,320
And we've got a lovely scenario B, Claire Byrne scenario.

4337
03:03:25,880 --> 03:03:32,160
Or Claire B scenario Resident Evil situation there as well.

4338
03:03:32,220 --> 03:03:33,360
It's something of note.

4339
03:03:33,800 --> 03:03:38,120
It's another situation of interest, which I've chalked down on my list.

4340
03:03:38,120 --> 03:03:39,020
He's 66.

4341
03:03:40,020 --> 03:03:42,100
I might have a few shackles in me pocket.

4342
03:03:42,420 --> 03:03:43,440
I'm going to take issue.

4343
03:03:43,440 --> 03:03:44,480
But now I'm brassic lint.

4344
03:03:46,660 --> 03:03:47,500
Shackles, is it?

4345
03:03:47,580 --> 03:03:48,660
I'm going to take issue with you.

4346
03:03:48,660 --> 03:03:49,800
Looks can be deceiving.

4347
03:03:50,140 --> 03:03:51,220
I don't think.

4348
03:03:52,360 --> 03:03:53,500
I don't think.

4349
03:03:53,520 --> 03:03:59,600
trying to really recuperate after the whole fucking bus pass fiasco of a minute ago there.

4350
03:04:01,240 --> 03:04:02,360
Quite concerning.

4351
03:04:03,060 --> 03:04:04,680
I might have a few shekels in me pocket.

4352
03:04:04,980 --> 03:04:06,020
I'm going to take issue.

4353
03:04:06,020 --> 03:04:07,020
But now I'm brassickling.

4354
03:04:07,720 --> 03:04:09,060
I'm going to take issue with you.

4355
03:04:09,060 --> 03:04:10,200
Looks can't be deceiving.

4356
03:04:10,600 --> 03:04:11,940
He was found out.

4357
03:04:12,800 --> 03:04:13,980
He's going overboard now.

4358
03:04:13,980 --> 03:04:14,540
I don't think.

4359
03:04:14,940 --> 03:04:19,020
I don't think the state can go on giving away freebies like this.

4360
03:04:19,420 --> 03:04:21,380
I think universal benefits are ridiculous.

4361
03:04:21,920 --> 03:04:24,040
I think these things ought to be means tested in some way.

4362
03:04:24,440 --> 03:04:26,540
We are massively in debt as a country.

4363
03:04:26,620 --> 03:04:26,940
Crazy.

4364
03:04:27,080 --> 03:04:31,160
Our debt interest this year is going to be £110 billion.

4365
03:04:32,140 --> 03:04:33,360
Why is the rule so?

4366
03:04:33,360 --> 03:04:35,360
What's the problem of a game of chess with Thomas?

4367
03:04:35,760 --> 03:04:38,240
Because you vote for different people and we have devolved powers.

4368
03:04:38,740 --> 03:04:39,720
Unfair, yes.

4369
03:04:39,780 --> 03:04:40,940
We all live on the same island.

4370
03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:41,880
But the general...

4371
03:04:41,880 --> 03:04:42,840
Well, we don't anymore.

4372
03:04:42,860 --> 03:04:44,360
We all live on the moon.

4373
03:04:45,060 --> 03:04:47,820
Politically, because we have a Scottish parliament, a Welsh parliament...

4374
03:04:47,820 --> 03:04:49,220
And there's another bone of contention.

4375
03:04:50,080 --> 03:04:51,320
Why do the Welsh...

4376
03:04:51,320 --> 03:04:55,200
Why do the Welsh and the Scottish get free prescriptions and we don't?

4377
03:04:55,380 --> 03:04:55,640
Jim.

4378
03:04:56,640 --> 03:04:57,740
I'm going to bang the drum.

4379
03:04:57,840 --> 03:04:58,200
Yeah, yeah.

4380
03:05:02,320 --> 03:05:05,520
I think he's going overboard, man.

4381
03:05:05,580 --> 03:05:08,960
You got found out about the bus pass thing earlier on, hey.

4382
03:05:10,560 --> 03:05:11,980
And he loves Nigel.

4383
03:05:11,980 --> 03:05:15,940
And I think he's drumming Nigel's drum there.

4384
03:05:16,480 --> 03:05:19,840
Nigel slaps the fucking tabletop.

4385
03:05:19,840 --> 03:05:20,240
Jim.

4386
03:05:20,920 --> 03:05:25,920
The barrel keg scenario, which has been put together for this particular scene.

4387
03:05:26,440 --> 03:05:27,560
I'm going to bang the drum.

4388
03:05:28,300 --> 03:05:32,180
It's an interesting double scenario there.

4389
03:05:32,180 --> 03:05:33,620
When we take that...

4390
03:05:33,620 --> 03:05:38,400
When you take it frame by frame and you break it down.

4391
03:05:39,460 --> 03:05:42,980
You really ask, what's going on there?

4392
03:05:42,980 --> 03:05:44,780
Do you know?

4393
03:05:44,780 --> 03:05:48,740
A man fucking banging on a fucking beer keg.

4394
03:05:49,380 --> 03:05:53,540
And Farage breaking his fucking bollocks, man.

4395
03:05:55,780 --> 03:05:57,640
It says something.

4396
03:05:57,740 --> 03:05:59,540
I don't know what it says, but it's something.

4397
03:05:59,660 --> 03:06:00,240
Thank you.

4398
03:06:00,240 --> 03:06:02,240
Thank you.

4399
03:06:02,240 --> 03:06:02,240
Thank you.

4400
03:06:02,240 --> 03:06:02,240
Thank you.

4401
03:06:06,240 --> 03:06:07,240
Well...

4402
03:06:07,240 --> 03:06:09,240
George...

4403
03:06:09,240 --> 03:06:13,900
George, all I can say is follow Jim.

4404
03:06:15,020 --> 03:06:15,900
But I get it.

4405
03:06:15,920 --> 03:06:16,400
I get it.

4406
03:06:16,480 --> 03:06:18,840
Yeah, free prescriptions, university fees.

4407
03:06:19,000 --> 03:06:19,380
No, no, no.

4408
03:06:19,400 --> 03:06:20,120
We could go on forever.

4409
03:06:20,240 --> 03:06:20,500
Exactly.

4410
03:06:21,420 --> 03:06:25,900
As a young man, I was born in this country, lived all my life, but I feel betrayed by it.

4411
03:06:26,560 --> 03:06:32,940
Because, you know, this country has his and funds, the small boat migrants.

4412
03:06:33,320 --> 03:06:34,800
Why don't they put them up in luxury hotels?

4413
03:06:34,900 --> 03:06:35,740
Lord, Leah, young fellow.

4414
03:06:35,740 --> 03:06:39,700
Whereas young people like myself, we've got a scraping claw for every opportunity we get.

4415
03:06:40,020 --> 03:06:47,280
So what I'd like to know is when and why did this country decide we're going to choose migrants over our own youth?

4416
03:07:05,280 --> 03:07:16,120
This is a real fucking big time wallop load of cheers went up there for a crazy bit of migrant chat.

4417
03:07:17,000 --> 03:07:22,040
I think I could hear someone screaming like in a kind of fucking sounded terrifying.

4418
03:07:22,040 --> 03:07:24,300
Like there was someone getting killed or something.

4419
03:07:27,300 --> 03:07:35,260
So what I'd like to know is when and why did this country decide we're going to choose migrants over our own youth?

4420
03:07:35,260 --> 03:07:39,540
Well said! Well said! Well said! Well said! Well said!

4421
03:07:39,540 --> 03:07:49,100
It was a triple helping of well said. A few fucking years.

4422
03:07:49,360 --> 03:07:55,140
And then there was just a general feeling of solid sympathization.

4423
03:07:56,380 --> 03:08:02,220
Nothing more nothing less. But then I saw a shot, a fleeting shot, a snapshot of a...

4424
03:08:03,020 --> 03:08:06,720
Like someone just like a bit of... a bit of fucking venom.

4425
03:08:08,900 --> 03:08:09,720
Or was it?

4426
03:08:10,840 --> 03:08:12,020
Maybe it's his mother.

4427
03:08:13,660 --> 03:08:17,940
Maybe it's your man, the young fellow's mother. Because yeah, there she is.

4428
03:08:18,940 --> 03:08:19,500
This is...

4429
03:08:19,500 --> 03:08:26,300
She went mental for that point. A bit too mental... for it just to have been for the point.

4430
03:08:27,420 --> 03:08:31,140
I think there's a familial connection there. It is a small... it's a village. You don't...

4431
03:08:31,140 --> 03:08:34,580
Probably just gone there with the fucking... the family like, you know?

4432
03:08:34,580 --> 03:08:40,420
It's a perception... shared... by a vast majority of the population. Except...

4433
03:08:40,420 --> 03:08:45,860
Because if you lived in a town like that and then it was that woman that was just doing it for that point...

4434
03:08:45,860 --> 03:08:51,660
You'd see her knocking about and you'd be like, oh that's the one that went fucking crazy town.

4435
03:08:51,980 --> 03:08:56,980
But maybe if it's the sun, then that connection there is inspired a kind of... yeah!

4436
03:08:56,980 --> 03:09:07,940
For those people Jim was talking about. Somehow, in central London, there is a completely new mindset... that has taken hold...

4437
03:09:07,940 --> 03:09:11,380
Er... it... I... I... I can't wait to hear this!

4438
03:09:11,380 --> 03:09:19,940
It's deeply embedded in much of our media. It's deeply embedded in much of our parliament. It seems to be even more deeply embedded in our courts and some of our judges.

4439
03:09:19,940 --> 03:09:30,900
Which is that the concept that you should put your own people first is somehow small-minded, petty and verging on racism.

4440
03:09:30,900 --> 03:09:38,900
And I'm sick of this narrative about what bloody awful we are as a country, how ghastly our history is. Compare us to the rest of Europe and most of the rest of the world.

4441
03:09:38,900 --> 03:09:46,340
I think we are actually, generally, the most easy-going, tolerant, nice people you could ever meet anywhere in the world.

4442
03:09:46,340 --> 03:09:57,300
Go on, Nudge! I think I heard a go on Nudge there. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas.

4443
03:09:57,300 --> 03:10:04,300
Thanks for the tip there, Katie Petitti. I'm sure you heard a... at the end of the self-congratulatory...

4444
03:10:04,300 --> 03:10:10,300
Yeah, the history... so are my history. We're bloody lovely.

4445
03:10:10,300 --> 03:10:26,260
Sort of fucking vibes. Nice people we are as a country, how ghastly our history is. Compare us to the rest of Europe and most of the rest of the world. I think we are actually, generally, the most easy-going, tolerant, nice people you could ever meet anywhere in the world.

4446
03:10:26,260 --> 03:10:28,260
Someone went... Gets in!

4447
03:10:28,260 --> 03:10:33,260
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What's the but gonna be?

4448
03:10:33,260 --> 03:10:40,220
George, the one thing we hate is unfairness. And you've put your finger on something deeply unfair. Thank you.

4449
03:10:40,220 --> 03:10:41,220
Well done very much, thank you.

4450
03:10:45,220 --> 03:10:46,220
OK.

4451
03:10:46,220 --> 03:10:48,220
But, shoot, chop, run!

4452
03:10:48,220 --> 03:10:49,220
Hi, Nigel. Good evening.

4453
03:10:49,220 --> 03:10:50,180
Good evening.

4454
03:10:50,180 --> 03:10:57,180
Do you think the online... forthcoming online safety bill will affect the content on GB News?

4455
03:10:57,180 --> 03:10:59,180
Well, I suppose, really...

4456
03:10:59,180 --> 03:11:00,180
Off-com...

4457
03:11:00,180 --> 03:11:02,180
Interesting sound of voice.

4458
03:11:02,180 --> 03:11:03,180
Alison!

4459
03:11:03,180 --> 03:11:05,180
Hi, Nigel.

4460
03:11:05,180 --> 03:11:06,180
Good evening.

4461
03:11:06,180 --> 03:11:13,180
Do you think the online... forthcoming online safety bill will affect the content on GB News?

4462
03:11:13,180 --> 03:11:19,140
Well, I suppose, really, you know, Ofcom will be the ultimate arbiter of that.

4463
03:11:19,140 --> 03:11:23,140
The online safety bill is an incredibly difficult piece of legislation.

4464
03:11:23,140 --> 03:11:25,140
You know, how the hell do you...

4465
03:11:25,140 --> 03:11:27,140
How the hell do you regulate what's going on?

4466
03:11:27,140 --> 03:11:29,140
He's gone from China...

4467
03:11:29,140 --> 03:11:33,140
The invasion of China, which he thinks is gonna happen next year...

4468
03:11:33,140 --> 03:11:36,100
To, uh, bus passes...

4469
03:11:36,100 --> 03:11:38,100
To...

4470
03:11:38,100 --> 03:11:40,100
General immigrants...

4471
03:11:40,100 --> 03:11:46,100
Now he's fucking in the long grass of what? What's this...

4472
03:11:46,100 --> 03:11:47,100
On the Wild West.

4473
03:11:47,100 --> 03:11:49,100
How do you regulate...

4474
03:11:49,100 --> 03:11:50,100
Technology.

4475
03:11:50,100 --> 03:11:53,100
He's getting involved in the technology debate now.

4476
03:11:53,100 --> 03:11:54,100
He's...

4477
03:11:54,100 --> 03:11:55,100
He's spanning the genres.

4478
03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:59,100
How do you stop, you know, the criminal traffickers using TikTok?

4479
03:11:59,100 --> 03:12:01,100
Because you close down one account, they open another one.

4480
03:12:01,100 --> 03:12:03,100
It is very, very difficult.

4481
03:12:03,100 --> 03:12:06,060
Well-intentioned legislation, but very, very difficult.

4482
03:12:06,060 --> 03:12:07,060
Our problem is not gonna be that.

4483
03:12:07,060 --> 03:12:09,060
Our problem could be the regulator.

4484
03:12:09,060 --> 03:12:12,060
To date, we've not had too many problems, but right now,

4485
03:12:12,060 --> 03:12:16,060
the regulator, Ofcom, have decided...

4486
03:12:16,060 --> 03:12:17,060
They're gonna fight us all the way.

4487
03:12:17,060 --> 03:12:19,060
Just isn't cutting the mustard this week.

4488
03:12:19,060 --> 03:12:21,060
It doesn't have the vibe, the kind of...

4489
03:12:21,060 --> 03:12:23,060
It was a...

4490
03:12:23,060 --> 03:12:28,060
It was some atmosphere in that beer garden.

4491
03:12:28,060 --> 03:12:30,020
Against us...

4492
03:12:30,020 --> 03:12:32,020
People asking to burn...

4493
03:12:32,020 --> 03:12:33,020
Burn him.

4494
03:12:33,020 --> 03:12:34,020
Stone him.

4495
03:12:34,020 --> 03:12:35,020
Just... Sorry.

4496
03:12:35,020 --> 03:12:36,020
Just a little snapshot.

4497
03:12:36,020 --> 03:12:38,020
I know I keep playing it, but I mean...

4498
03:12:38,020 --> 03:12:41,020
It was that man with the dog, you know?

4499
03:12:41,020 --> 03:13:11,000
you know.

4500
03:13:11,000 --> 03:13:14,320
Do you believe it, everybody?

4501
03:13:14,320 --> 03:13:15,520
Any problems?

4502
03:13:15,520 --> 03:13:19,280
# Two and I, Abdi! # Two and I, Abdi! #

4503
03:13:19,280 --> 03:13:23,200
# Two and I, Abdi! # Two and I, Abdi! #

4504
03:13:23,200 --> 03:13:25,400
# Two and I, Abdi! #

4505
03:13:25,400 --> 03:13:27,360
# Two and I, Abdi! #

4506
03:13:27,360 --> 03:13:28,960
# Two and I, Abdi! #

4507
03:13:28,960 --> 03:13:30,800
# Two and I, Abdi! #

4508
03:13:40,720 --> 03:13:43,720
On the campaign for Don't Kill Cash.

4509
03:13:43,720 --> 03:13:47,640
So, you know, Sky News can campaign on the climate.

4510
03:13:47,640 --> 03:13:49,800
Other channels can campaign on whatever they like.

4511
03:13:49,800 --> 03:13:54,200
And apparently we're wrong to campaign for people to go on taking cash.

4512
03:13:54,200 --> 03:13:59,960
We've no wish to go to war with the regulators, with the government, with anybody.

4513
03:13:59,960 --> 03:14:02,920
And I think, Alison, and I hope I can say this honestly,

4514
03:14:02,920 --> 03:14:06,720
that whilst we are a channel where people have opinions

4515
03:14:06,720 --> 03:14:11,120
and aren't afraid to express them, we're also very much a channel for free speech.

4516
03:14:11,120 --> 03:14:15,040
I've got people on my programme I fundamentally disagree with.

4517
03:14:15,040 --> 03:14:17,040
I don't get them on for a punch-up.

4518
03:14:17,040 --> 03:14:19,920
You can watch a chap on Talk TV. He does it every night at 8 o'clock.

4519
03:14:19,920 --> 03:14:25,840
I think we're going to be talking about the people who have to say.

4520
03:14:25,840 --> 03:14:36,720
And I think whatever battles we have with Ofcom, I believe, going back to that principle of fairness and decency that I discussed with George, I believe we will come out on the right side.

4521
03:14:36,720 --> 03:14:45,760
OK, I'm believing, I'm sensing a go on Nige or something right at the end of this point. It's been telegraphed for too long. Here we go.

4522
03:14:45,760 --> 03:14:49,680
And I think we're a growing media organisation with a growing level of influence.

4523
03:14:49,680 --> 03:14:53,600
And I think our viewers and our listeners.

4524
03:14:53,600 --> 03:14:55,600
Self-referential bullshit as well.

4525
03:14:55,600 --> 03:14:59,520
That's the fifth thing. I was trying to think of five things that the whole show is about.

4526
03:14:59,520 --> 03:15:27,360
I name the others. Fucking, what was it? Immigrants, Euless, climate, banking, banking. They haven't got into banking yet, but I bet you, I bet you that'll happen. Or just talking about themselves like they're a fucking class. Like we're a family. We're a family of, this isn't just a news channel. It's, you know, we're there for you kind of thing. It's just fucking bizarre stuff.

4527
03:15:27,360 --> 03:15:53,360
I can't wait for the Irish version of whatever the GB news is because they're becoming more prevalent. And it's just some of the kind of unentertaining kind of, kind of just putting it together on the fly aspects of it with a cheap budget. Production value is not great. Just bizarre sort of fucking vibe and ambience in these little meetings. And that it's, it's a regular funny bit of business.

4528
03:15:53,360 --> 03:16:09,000
And, you know, people will be maybe going on, man, we don't need one, but I mean, I think we do need one for some fucking good comedy, like, you know, or, you know, anything of this ilk. Something that just changes it up and then gives you a weekly source of a laugh.

4529
03:16:09,360 --> 03:16:10,840
to what we do.

4530
03:16:11,100 --> 03:16:12,920
And I thank you and all of you

4531
03:16:12,920 --> 03:16:14,140
for being our supporters.

4532
03:16:15,140 --> 03:16:17,220
Something that has fuck all production value.

4533
03:16:17,340 --> 03:16:18,540
I mean, that's the way it's going anyway

4534
03:16:18,540 --> 03:16:20,520
because RT are running out of money apparently.

4535
03:16:21,180 --> 03:16:25,040
But I mean, also that's new opportunities

4536
03:16:25,040 --> 03:16:27,300
maybe for people to be thinking about

4537
03:16:27,300 --> 03:16:28,520
starting up a channel.

4538
03:16:28,640 --> 03:16:30,520
It could be something of the same

4539
03:16:30,520 --> 03:16:32,180
or it could be the left-wing version.

4540
03:16:33,340 --> 03:16:36,660
Whatever really just needs to be done

4541
03:16:36,660 --> 03:16:40,240
so that it's a solid bit of comedy every week.

4542
03:16:41,700 --> 03:16:45,280
OK, in a moment, it's going to be time for Talking Pints

4543
03:16:45,280 --> 03:16:48,700
and I'll be joined by Whitten's Member of Parliament.

4544
03:16:49,140 --> 03:16:50,920
She's been the Member of Parliament for 2010.

4545
03:16:51,180 --> 03:16:52,100
She's been the Home Secretary.

4546
03:16:52,680 --> 03:16:54,440
She's never been too far away from controversy.

4547
03:16:54,440 --> 03:16:57,860
So I'm looking forward to Talking Pints with Brittany Patel.

4548
03:17:01,060 --> 03:17:03,540
A few whoops, nothing amazing.

4549
03:17:03,820 --> 03:17:05,820
And now the final guest showdown.

4550
03:17:06,100 --> 03:17:08,180
The Labour Party Minutes.

4551
03:17:08,260 --> 03:17:09,320
That means there's 20 left.

4552
03:17:09,700 --> 03:17:11,020
After 15.

4553
03:17:11,140 --> 03:17:11,840
Probably as long as well.

4554
03:17:11,900 --> 03:17:13,580
And it's Prisly Patel.

4555
03:17:13,720 --> 03:17:16,600
I mean, so there's always been a bit of political rebellion in you, hasn't there?

4556
03:17:16,740 --> 03:17:18,020
Well, that's one way of putting it.

4557
03:17:18,060 --> 03:17:21,320
But that also tells me I've been sort of doing the anti-EU campaign

4558
03:17:21,320 --> 03:17:23,140
probably as long as you have as well, right?

4559
03:17:23,140 --> 03:17:23,900
Oh, not that long now.

4560
03:17:24,320 --> 03:17:24,720
Nearly.

4561
03:17:25,160 --> 03:17:25,880
That is true.

4562
03:17:25,960 --> 03:17:26,580
That is true.

4563
03:17:26,720 --> 03:17:31,120
I mean, I've got a personal story in terms of my own background,

4564
03:17:31,440 --> 03:17:36,320
politically how I got involved in politics, party politics, but also my views on Europe

4565
03:17:36,320 --> 03:17:39,960
and obviously why I then went on to campaign for Brexit.

4566
03:17:40,460 --> 03:17:42,180
And I remember the RM crisis.

4567
03:17:42,180 --> 03:17:43,740
You were probably working in the city at the time.

4568
03:17:43,740 --> 03:17:44,260
I was, yeah.

4569
03:17:44,500 --> 03:17:50,600
And I just remember the devastating impact that had on people, jobs, livelihoods,

4570
03:17:50,620 --> 03:17:51,500
people lost their homes.

4571
03:17:51,560 --> 03:17:52,060
Interest rates.

4572
03:17:52,200 --> 03:17:57,880
He's gone for extra union jacks on the barrel to really crank that up to the maximum.

4573
03:17:58,820 --> 03:18:04,460
Farage has got a bitter pint and it looks like a gin and tonic scenario situation,

4574
03:18:04,960 --> 03:18:05,860
if that at all.

4575
03:18:05,920 --> 03:18:08,940
It could be a secret lemonade drink just for the cameras.

4576
03:18:08,940 --> 03:18:13,540
However, he does seem to fucking indulge in the bitter and enjoys that.

4577
03:18:13,760 --> 03:18:16,020
The rates went double-digit interest rates, right?

4578
03:18:16,080 --> 03:18:17,360
15% interest rates.

4579
03:18:17,820 --> 03:18:19,700
And people know my mum and dad were shopkeepers.

4580
03:18:19,700 --> 03:18:21,600
She's battle-bossed 5,000.

4581
03:18:22,180 --> 03:18:27,940
Like, you wouldn't really, it puts on a real smiley kind of happy, happy smiley kind of,

4582
03:18:28,580 --> 03:18:30,220
there's a facade there.

4583
03:18:30,320 --> 03:18:33,520
But I mean, if you fucking, let me see, what's her name?

4584
03:18:34,420 --> 03:18:37,000
Pretty Patel.

4585
03:18:37,120 --> 03:18:40,040
I bet you the first shots are fucking photos, maybe.

4586
03:18:40,200 --> 03:18:40,860
Not those ones.

4587
03:18:41,240 --> 03:18:43,880
Will be a verdition out of fucking bollocking or something.

4588
03:18:45,760 --> 03:18:48,360
Not as fucking bollicky as I thought, actually.

4589
03:18:48,500 --> 03:18:50,260
They're all kind of happy enough ones.

4590
03:18:52,320 --> 03:18:53,080
That's a little...

4591
03:19:03,080 --> 03:19:04,740
Yeah, no, she's...

4592
03:19:04,740 --> 03:19:05,200
Fair play.

4593
03:19:06,780 --> 03:19:07,420
Fair play.

4594
03:19:07,840 --> 03:19:10,340
They're all fucking decent enough autographs.

4595
03:19:10,400 --> 03:19:11,500
But there's lots of...

4596
03:19:11,500 --> 03:19:13,300
I know memories of her being a fucking...

4597
03:19:13,300 --> 03:19:15,800
It's an impact that had on all of us, basically.

4598
03:19:15,800 --> 03:19:17,160
Our family, lives.

4599
03:19:17,340 --> 03:19:20,540
You know, we couldn't even manage our repayments, basically,

4600
03:19:20,800 --> 03:19:23,180
for the shop that my mum and dad had.

4601
03:19:23,300 --> 03:19:24,740
And we were lucky to keep the roof over our head.

4602
03:19:24,740 --> 03:19:26,260
Because mum and dad came from Uganda.

4603
03:19:26,460 --> 03:19:26,920
That's right.

4604
03:19:27,060 --> 03:19:29,200
And that proved to be, I think, probably,

4605
03:19:29,680 --> 03:19:32,500
the most successful single migration to Britain there's ever been.

4606
03:19:32,500 --> 03:19:34,060
The number of those people that came,

4607
03:19:34,500 --> 03:19:36,460
Ugandan Asians that have prospered and done well.

4608
03:19:36,880 --> 03:19:38,600
But, of course, your dad, Sushil,

4609
03:19:39,280 --> 03:19:40,960
even more Eurosceptic than...

4610
03:19:40,960 --> 03:19:41,560
It's hot.

4611
03:19:42,120 --> 03:19:44,820
It looks like a shit scenario in there.

4612
03:19:45,080 --> 03:19:48,160
You've got this lady down at the bottom corner of Farage

4613
03:19:48,160 --> 03:19:52,320
getting really hot under the collar and needing to self-

4614
03:19:52,320 --> 03:19:53,220
And needing to self-

4615
03:19:53,220 --> 03:19:58,720
Fanulate herself in order to stay in good spirits.

4616
03:19:58,720 --> 03:19:59,300
Prospered and done well.

4617
03:19:59,300 --> 03:20:00,280
It looks like it's a hot...

4618
03:20:00,280 --> 03:20:01,020
Pretty as dad.

4619
03:20:01,280 --> 03:20:01,660
Sushil.

4620
03:20:01,920 --> 03:20:03,480
Even more Eurosceptic than...

4621
03:20:03,480 --> 03:20:06,000
Based there's no ventilation, which would tally.

4622
03:20:06,960 --> 03:20:07,940
Would it not?

4623
03:20:08,480 --> 03:20:13,200
With my assumption, this took place in that little old-looking RAF club

4624
03:20:13,200 --> 03:20:17,120
that was outside the fucking town, which looked run down.

4625
03:20:17,840 --> 03:20:19,220
It could be the place.

4626
03:20:19,400 --> 03:20:21,240
Doesn't look like it's got great ventilation.

4627
03:20:21,380 --> 03:20:22,140
Looks like an old building.

4628
03:20:22,360 --> 03:20:23,840
An old building, for sure.

4629
03:20:24,020 --> 03:20:25,520
His dad was a member of UK.

4630
03:20:25,520 --> 03:20:27,080
She is all smiles, but...

4631
03:20:27,080 --> 03:20:28,080
It's...

4632
03:20:28,080 --> 03:20:29,080
It's...

4633
03:20:29,080 --> 03:20:32,280
She can really fucking lash out the venom neck.

4634
03:20:32,460 --> 03:20:41,160
You know, and you see a lot of people who manage to span the genres of evil and good time, happy, fun time person.

4635
03:20:41,600 --> 03:20:43,140
And she does it remarkably well

4636
03:20:43,140 --> 03:20:44,080
because you look at it,

4637
03:20:44,100 --> 03:20:47,580
it just seems like a nice interview.

4638
03:20:48,540 --> 03:20:49,660
But there's some,

4639
03:20:50,100 --> 03:20:52,960
there's a lot of spice there.

4640
03:20:53,320 --> 03:20:54,660
A bit of nastiness.

4641
03:20:55,520 --> 03:20:56,660
That won't show its head,

4642
03:20:56,740 --> 03:20:57,260
I don't think,

4643
03:20:57,260 --> 03:20:59,200
in the interview.

4644
03:20:59,480 --> 03:21:00,280
And that's when he thought

4645
03:21:00,280 --> 03:21:01,580
politics was really easy.

4646
03:21:01,780 --> 03:21:02,960
And he saw what it was really like

4647
03:21:02,960 --> 03:21:04,040
from my perspective.

4648
03:21:04,420 --> 03:21:05,580
So far she's winning.

4649
03:21:06,000 --> 03:21:08,100
But she's kind of like human PR

4650
03:21:08,100 --> 03:21:09,700
as a fucking concept, you know.

4651
03:21:09,760 --> 03:21:11,120
There's going to be no parents

4652
03:21:11,120 --> 03:21:14,500
that will ever kind of leave you

4653
03:21:14,500 --> 03:21:15,720
with a sour taste

4654
03:21:15,720 --> 03:21:17,320
unless it's of the politics

4655
03:21:17,320 --> 03:21:18,080
sort of stuff.

4656
03:21:18,620 --> 03:21:20,180
You worked in corporate affairs.

4657
03:21:20,200 --> 03:21:21,120
Right here she's doing well.

4658
03:21:21,240 --> 03:21:22,480
All these people are gathered

4659
03:21:22,480 --> 03:21:24,360
on a Thursday night in a pub

4660
03:21:24,360 --> 03:21:26,840
under the auspices of Nigel Farage's

4661
03:21:26,840 --> 03:21:30,940
wanderly fucking political bang bang.

4662
03:21:31,740 --> 03:21:34,140
And I recognise this guy.

4663
03:21:34,840 --> 03:21:36,640
He looks very familiar.

4664
03:21:37,000 --> 03:21:39,120
I don't, I can't put my finger on it.

4665
03:21:39,240 --> 03:21:40,640
I think he could be a regular

4666
03:21:40,640 --> 03:21:42,200
audience member.

4667
03:21:42,780 --> 03:21:43,840
But they're all gathered there

4668
03:21:43,840 --> 03:21:44,760
for Priti Patel.

4669
03:21:45,080 --> 03:21:46,060
Given her the respect

4670
03:21:46,060 --> 03:21:46,680
and deference

4671
03:21:46,680 --> 03:21:48,520
of a fucking A-list celebrity,

4672
03:21:48,800 --> 03:21:50,380
it's boring enough so far,

4673
03:21:50,440 --> 03:21:51,640
I actually can't even tell you

4674
03:21:51,640 --> 03:21:52,700
what she's after saying.

4675
03:21:53,080 --> 03:21:53,980
I think this has been

4676
03:21:53,980 --> 03:21:55,940
very boring so far.

4677
03:21:55,940 --> 03:21:57,200
Was it always going to be

4678
03:21:57,200 --> 03:21:58,140
politics for Priti Patel?

4679
03:21:58,200 --> 03:21:59,340
No, definitely not.

4680
03:21:59,480 --> 03:22:00,200
So I've been a member.

4681
03:22:00,420 --> 03:22:02,880
And a side eye of

4682
03:22:02,880 --> 03:22:04,940
instability perhaps.

4683
03:22:04,940 --> 03:22:05,800
Was it always going to be

4684
03:22:05,800 --> 03:22:06,700
politics for Priti Patel?

4685
03:22:06,740 --> 03:22:08,300
A slight bit of anxiety.

4686
03:22:09,200 --> 03:22:09,400
No?

4687
03:22:11,360 --> 03:22:12,160
He did well actually.

4688
03:22:12,160 --> 03:22:13,360
He recovered really well.

4689
03:22:13,500 --> 03:22:14,320
And that's a lovely

4690
03:22:14,320 --> 03:22:15,860
sup of the bitter pint as well.

4691
03:22:15,940 --> 03:22:16,520
So I've been a member

4692
03:22:16,520 --> 03:22:17,240
of the Tory party

4693
03:22:17,240 --> 03:22:18,440
for a long, long time.

4694
03:22:18,620 --> 03:22:19,580
And of course, you know,

4695
03:22:19,740 --> 03:22:21,300
I never tire of saying

4696
03:22:21,300 --> 03:22:22,580
my political hero

4697
03:22:22,580 --> 03:22:23,560
is Margaret Thatcher.

4698
03:22:23,940 --> 03:22:25,640
she liberated our country

4699
03:22:25,640 --> 03:22:27,560
in the sense of the 1980s.

4700
03:22:28,520 --> 03:22:29,780
Threw off the shackles

4701
03:22:29,780 --> 03:22:31,240
of 1970s Britain

4702
03:22:31,240 --> 03:22:32,340
and what Labour did

4703
03:22:32,340 --> 03:22:32,820
to our country.

4704
03:22:32,820 --> 03:22:34,340
Sounds very posh to me.

4705
03:22:35,200 --> 03:22:36,740
You know, she was very much

4706
03:22:36,740 --> 03:22:37,700
the person,

4707
03:22:37,880 --> 03:22:39,080
and we were the party

4708
03:22:39,080 --> 03:22:39,820
back then,

4709
03:22:40,120 --> 03:22:41,120
of entrepreneurs,

4710
03:22:41,760 --> 03:22:42,520
SMEs,

4711
03:22:42,780 --> 03:22:43,020
you know,

4712
03:22:43,440 --> 03:22:45,640
the party property-owning democracy,

4713
03:22:45,820 --> 03:22:46,140
all the things that I...

4714
03:22:46,140 --> 03:22:46,840
Low taxes.

4715
03:22:47,080 --> 03:22:47,640
Low taxes.

4716
03:22:47,740 --> 03:22:48,860
Controlling borders.

4717
03:22:49,020 --> 03:22:49,540
You name it.

4718
03:22:49,620 --> 03:22:50,060
Absolutely.

4719
03:22:50,280 --> 03:22:50,760
Wow.

4720
03:22:50,980 --> 03:22:51,420
Exactly.

4721
03:22:51,780 --> 03:22:54,240
So that was the Conservative Party.

4722
03:22:54,360 --> 03:22:55,500
But that's why I got involved

4723
03:22:55,500 --> 03:22:56,040
with the party.

4724
03:22:56,060 --> 03:22:57,020
So what's happened to it?

4725
03:22:57,320 --> 03:22:58,060
So, Nigel,

4726
03:22:58,220 --> 03:22:59,220
that's why I got involved

4727
03:22:59,220 --> 03:22:59,860
with the party.

4728
03:23:00,420 --> 03:23:01,100
But I've always been

4729
03:23:01,100 --> 03:23:01,940
a backroom person,

4730
03:23:02,060 --> 03:23:03,100
and I never, ever actually

4731
03:23:03,100 --> 03:23:03,860
wanted to be a member

4732
03:23:03,860 --> 03:23:04,360
of Parliament.

4733
03:23:04,620 --> 03:23:05,160
I mean, you know,

4734
03:23:05,200 --> 03:23:06,260
my parents' background,

4735
03:23:06,460 --> 03:23:07,680
very business-orientated,

4736
03:23:07,780 --> 03:23:08,220
et cetera.

4737
03:23:08,900 --> 03:23:09,580
And then, of course,

4738
03:23:10,000 --> 03:23:11,160
I'm very public,

4739
03:23:11,280 --> 03:23:12,060
service-minded,

4740
03:23:12,480 --> 03:23:13,480
and at the end of the day,

4741
03:23:13,520 --> 03:23:14,540
I do believe, you know,

4742
03:23:14,780 --> 03:23:15,980
if you want to make a difference,

4743
03:23:16,400 --> 03:23:17,360
roll your sleeves up,

4744
03:23:17,480 --> 03:23:18,480
throw yourself into it,

4745
03:23:18,500 --> 03:23:19,320
and see if you can make a difference.

4746
03:23:19,320 --> 03:23:19,620
Well, you've got

4747
03:23:19,620 --> 03:23:20,820
a great constituency here,

4748
03:23:20,880 --> 03:23:21,060
you know,

4749
03:23:21,140 --> 03:23:22,020
you've been Whittam's MP

4750
03:23:22,020 --> 03:23:22,800
since 2010.

4751
03:23:23,920 --> 03:23:24,880
Even if the Tories

4752
03:23:24,880 --> 03:23:25,960
get obliterated

4753
03:23:25,960 --> 03:23:26,720
at the next election,

4754
03:23:26,900 --> 03:23:27,540
you're one of the ones

4755
03:23:27,540 --> 03:23:28,380
that will hold on

4756
03:23:28,380 --> 03:23:29,700
and still be there.

4757
03:23:29,800 --> 03:23:30,680
And I'm pretty certain

4758
03:23:30,680 --> 03:23:31,220
of that.

4759
03:23:31,340 --> 03:23:32,660
But talking about the town,

4760
03:23:33,400 --> 03:23:33,820
I went out.

4761
03:23:33,920 --> 03:23:35,480
Just basic enough

4762
03:23:35,480 --> 03:23:36,560
arse kissery,

4763
03:23:36,720 --> 03:23:37,940
not much going on.

4764
03:23:38,000 --> 03:23:39,220
It's a softball affair.

4765
03:23:39,300 --> 03:23:40,680
My friend from Uganda,

4766
03:23:40,860 --> 03:23:41,600
thank you very much

4767
03:23:41,600 --> 03:23:42,680
for the tip there.

4768
03:23:42,740 --> 03:23:43,620
I hope you're getting on well.

4769
03:23:43,760 --> 03:23:44,860
It's a soft,

4770
03:23:45,280 --> 03:23:47,380
soft old job.

4771
03:23:47,380 --> 03:23:48,100
Earlier on today,

4772
03:23:48,180 --> 03:23:48,840
we'll have a quick look.

4773
03:23:48,960 --> 03:23:50,340
It's a real puff piece.

4774
03:23:50,780 --> 03:23:51,700
on the screen

4775
03:23:51,700 --> 03:23:52,460
of what I found

4776
03:23:52,460 --> 03:23:53,520
in your high street.

4777
03:23:56,520 --> 03:23:58,740
and a lovely hanging chad.

4778
03:23:59,140 --> 03:24:00,340
This is what I'm here for,

4779
03:24:00,420 --> 03:24:00,700
guys.

4780
03:24:01,120 --> 03:24:02,460
This is everything and more.

4781
03:24:02,540 --> 03:24:03,780
And I'm glad that we've seen it.

4782
03:24:04,120 --> 03:24:06,380
A situation where they've cut to a VT

4783
03:24:06,380 --> 03:24:09,040
and they haven't queued it up properly.

4784
03:24:09,300 --> 03:24:10,660
And there's some dead air

4785
03:24:10,660 --> 03:24:12,300
and some awkward staring.

4786
03:24:12,440 --> 03:24:13,440
And I do believe,

4787
03:24:13,600 --> 03:24:15,220
I have seen that guy before.

4788
03:24:15,600 --> 03:24:17,500
He is a regular,

4789
03:24:17,680 --> 03:24:19,580
perhaps a Farage fanatic.

4790
03:24:19,980 --> 03:24:22,560
It could be his second week

4791
03:24:22,560 --> 03:24:23,520
in a fucking role

4792
03:24:23,520 --> 03:24:25,160
on this roadshow,

4793
03:24:25,320 --> 03:24:26,040
what is it?

4794
03:24:26,100 --> 03:24:27,240
Roadshow Extraordinaire.

4795
03:24:27,360 --> 03:24:28,420
I think he did one last week,

4796
03:24:28,500 --> 03:24:28,620
but I,

4797
03:24:28,980 --> 03:24:29,120
no,

4798
03:24:29,120 --> 03:24:29,940
he didn't do one last week.

4799
03:24:29,980 --> 03:24:30,520
It was the week before.

4800
03:24:30,620 --> 03:24:31,880
That's when we watched it.

4801
03:24:32,280 --> 03:24:34,380
This guy is a big fan.

4802
03:24:36,160 --> 03:24:37,000
Today we're in Whittam

4803
03:24:37,000 --> 03:24:38,720
and we're looking at bank closures.

4804
03:24:38,720 --> 03:24:38,980
Now,

4805
03:24:39,580 --> 03:24:41,160
what I found in your high street.

4806
03:24:41,160 --> 03:24:42,880
Let's just see that hanging chad again.

4807
03:24:50,020 --> 03:24:50,620
Ha ha.

4808
03:24:51,260 --> 03:24:54,000
It's taken ages to cut to the VT.

4809
03:24:54,220 --> 03:24:55,040
Today we're in Whittam

4810
03:24:55,040 --> 03:24:56,800
and we're looking at bank closures.

4811
03:24:56,960 --> 03:24:57,060
Now,

4812
03:24:57,140 --> 03:24:58,320
you can see Halifax,

4813
03:24:58,800 --> 03:25:00,120
forming a building society.

4814
03:25:00,120 --> 03:25:01,580
Just as I said,

4815
03:25:01,720 --> 03:25:03,200
like a clockwork fucking

4816
03:25:03,200 --> 03:25:05,560
orange time bomb.

4817
03:25:05,900 --> 03:25:07,960
The banks have been brought into it again.

4818
03:25:08,260 --> 03:25:08,760
no doubt,

4819
03:25:08,960 --> 03:25:10,780
another chance to harp on

4820
03:25:10,780 --> 03:25:12,580
about how the banks are closing,

4821
03:25:13,120 --> 03:25:14,660
which I don't agree with.

4822
03:25:14,720 --> 03:25:15,720
I don't think they should fucking

4823
03:25:15,720 --> 03:25:17,040
close people's banks down.

4824
03:25:17,540 --> 03:25:17,900
But I mean,

4825
03:25:18,440 --> 03:25:20,480
he doesn't stop going on about it.

4826
03:25:20,800 --> 03:25:23,100
He's doing it every week.

4827
03:25:23,400 --> 03:25:24,040
We've heard,

4828
03:25:24,640 --> 03:25:26,120
just find a new bank, man.

4829
03:25:26,740 --> 03:25:27,920
It's not a problem.

4830
03:25:29,300 --> 03:25:31,260
It was a coots bank

4831
03:25:31,260 --> 03:25:32,260
that he was with anyway.

4832
03:25:32,400 --> 03:25:33,160
He was hoping to get

4833
03:25:33,160 --> 03:25:35,120
people to be fucking sad.

4834
03:25:35,500 --> 03:25:37,120
Coots are a millionaire's bank.

4835
03:25:37,800 --> 03:25:38,920
Forgive me a wry smile,

4836
03:25:39,040 --> 03:25:40,220
but in my recent travails

4837
03:25:40,220 --> 03:25:41,460
with the NatWest Banking Group,

4838
03:25:41,900 --> 03:25:42,820
this NatWest branch

4839
03:25:42,820 --> 03:25:43,660
in the last couple of years

4840
03:25:43,660 --> 03:25:44,260
has become...

4841
03:25:44,260 --> 03:25:46,360
It is very Alan Partridge

4842
03:25:46,360 --> 03:25:47,420
because it's kind of like

4843
03:25:47,420 --> 03:25:48,420
a little vendetta

4844
03:25:48,420 --> 03:25:49,880
or vindictive dig,

4845
03:25:50,080 --> 03:25:50,940
the banks to,

4846
03:25:51,420 --> 03:25:52,140
even though it's not

4847
03:25:52,140 --> 03:25:53,260
on the news agenda

4848
03:25:53,260 --> 03:25:55,240
as much as other stuff,

4849
03:25:55,320 --> 03:25:55,480
you know,

4850
03:25:55,520 --> 03:25:56,120
there's stuff that's...

4851
03:25:56,120 --> 03:25:59,740
probably taking up a bit more fucking

4852
03:25:59,740 --> 03:26:00,380
carloinches.

4853
03:26:00,380 --> 03:26:01,520
in Whidham High Street

4854
03:26:01,520 --> 03:26:02,860
is Lloyd's.

4855
03:26:02,900 --> 03:26:03,800
Lloyd's is still here,

4856
03:26:03,900 --> 03:26:04,820
but, oh dear,

4857
03:26:05,480 --> 03:26:08,340
we're closing this branch soon.

4858
03:26:10,840 --> 03:26:11,680
And that'll be it.

4859
03:26:12,120 --> 03:26:13,060
All four big banks

4860
03:26:13,060 --> 03:26:14,360
will have gone from this high street,

4861
03:26:14,500 --> 03:26:15,160
and this is typical

4862
03:26:15,160 --> 03:26:15,860
of what's happening

4863
03:26:15,860 --> 03:26:17,960
all around the country.

4864
03:26:20,240 --> 03:26:21,640
I don't know,

4865
03:26:21,740 --> 03:26:22,220
like, I mean,

4866
03:26:22,300 --> 03:26:23,060
it seems there's probably

4867
03:26:23,060 --> 03:26:24,060
more fucking banks

4868
03:26:24,060 --> 03:26:24,760
out there than ever.

4869
03:26:24,860 --> 03:26:25,720
Thanks very much there,

4870
03:26:25,840 --> 03:26:26,760
Steve Jennings.

4871
03:26:28,240 --> 03:26:29,620
Very, very kind to you.

4872
03:26:30,760 --> 03:26:32,120
Those shots, by the way,

4873
03:26:32,120 --> 03:26:33,500
were terribly washed out

4874
03:26:33,500 --> 03:26:34,840
and overexposed.

4875
03:26:35,140 --> 03:26:37,720
Not sure if they had time.

4876
03:26:37,800 --> 03:26:38,680
They could have fucking run

4877
03:26:38,680 --> 03:26:39,480
that through the editing,

4878
03:26:39,620 --> 03:26:39,840
maybe,

4879
03:26:39,960 --> 03:26:41,280
and dropped, you know,

4880
03:26:42,160 --> 03:26:44,000
the exposure, whatever.

4881
03:26:44,320 --> 03:26:45,380
But they could have even done it

4882
03:26:45,380 --> 03:26:46,260
during the live broadcast.

4883
03:26:46,480 --> 03:26:47,340
It just wasn't done.

4884
03:26:49,260 --> 03:26:50,800
That's why I like to see

4885
03:26:50,800 --> 03:26:51,880
some of this stuff as well,

4886
03:26:51,980 --> 03:26:52,140
you know.

4887
03:26:52,140 --> 03:27:02,880
The butcher, the baker,

4888
03:27:03,260 --> 03:27:05,120
the candlestick maker,

4889
03:27:06,380 --> 03:27:07,180
Paddy Bamford,

4890
03:27:07,260 --> 03:27:08,220
thank you very much

4891
03:27:08,220 --> 03:27:09,560
for the variant.

4892
03:27:09,560 --> 03:27:11,640
of coins or take coins

4893
03:27:11,640 --> 03:27:12,660
and her customers pay

4894
03:27:12,660 --> 03:27:14,320
antennas when they're buying

4895
03:27:14,320 --> 03:27:16,000
sausages or bacon or whatever.

4896
03:27:16,460 --> 03:27:17,360
I mean, is this just,

4897
03:27:17,740 --> 03:27:18,940
I mean, this is a market town.

4898
03:27:19,020 --> 03:27:19,960
It's been here for centuries.

4899
03:27:20,460 --> 03:27:21,020
Is it just now

4900
03:27:21,020 --> 03:27:21,820
in terminal decline?

4901
03:27:22,040 --> 03:27:23,440
No, definitely not.

4902
03:27:23,600 --> 03:27:24,140
I mean, Whittam.

4903
03:27:24,140 --> 03:27:24,780
It looks like it, though.

4904
03:27:24,780 --> 03:27:25,960
Well, Whittam is a great town.

4905
03:27:26,080 --> 03:27:26,900
It really is.

4906
03:27:27,200 --> 03:27:28,000
So, number one,

4907
03:27:28,000 --> 03:27:29,680
we have an incredible community here.

4908
03:27:30,160 --> 03:27:31,240
But to your point

4909
03:27:31,240 --> 03:27:32,220
about the high street

4910
03:27:32,220 --> 03:27:33,200
and what's going on

4911
03:27:33,200 --> 03:27:34,080
in terms of banks,

4912
03:27:34,520 --> 03:27:35,700
we all know about the banks,

4913
03:27:35,800 --> 03:27:36,100
don't we,

4914
03:27:36,100 --> 03:27:37,300
in terms of what they're doing.

4915
03:27:37,360 --> 03:27:37,780
Oh, I do.

4916
03:27:37,940 --> 03:27:39,460
Well, they want to control.

4917
03:27:39,460 --> 03:27:41,400
I mean, you can speak personally.

4918
03:27:41,540 --> 03:27:42,160
Now it's,

4919
03:27:42,300 --> 03:27:44,040
the tables have turned

4920
03:27:44,040 --> 03:27:45,680
and the arse licking

4921
03:27:45,680 --> 03:27:46,920
is being transferred

4922
03:27:46,920 --> 03:27:49,480
to the other side.

4923
03:27:52,420 --> 03:27:53,820
She's beginning to fucking

4924
03:27:53,820 --> 03:27:55,200
bush up his tail now.

4925
03:27:55,240 --> 03:27:55,880
Definitely not.

4926
03:27:56,080 --> 03:27:56,640
I mean, Whittam.

4927
03:27:56,640 --> 03:27:57,280
It looks like it, though.

4928
03:27:57,280 --> 03:27:58,460
Well, Whittam is a great town.

4929
03:27:58,560 --> 03:27:59,380
It really is.

4930
03:27:59,520 --> 03:28:00,460
So, number one,

4931
03:28:00,520 --> 03:28:02,180
we have an incredible community here.

4932
03:28:02,600 --> 03:28:03,740
But to your point

4933
03:28:03,740 --> 03:28:04,700
about the high street

4934
03:28:04,700 --> 03:28:05,700
and what's going on

4935
03:28:05,700 --> 03:28:06,560
in terms of banks,

4936
03:28:07,020 --> 03:28:08,200
we all know about the banks,

4937
03:28:08,280 --> 03:28:08,620
don't we,

4938
03:28:08,680 --> 03:28:09,440
in terms of what they're doing.

4939
03:28:09,440 --> 03:28:10,260
Oh, I do.

4940
03:28:10,460 --> 03:28:11,960
Well, they want to control.

4941
03:28:12,300 --> 03:28:12,540
I mean,

4942
03:28:12,860 --> 03:28:14,020
you can speak personally

4943
03:28:14,020 --> 03:28:14,700
about this,

4944
03:28:14,780 --> 03:28:15,280
but actually,

4945
03:28:15,400 --> 03:28:16,600
I've had a lot of small businesses

4946
03:28:16,600 --> 03:28:17,460
come to me,

4947
03:28:17,880 --> 03:28:19,500
not just in recent months,

4948
03:28:19,540 --> 03:28:20,460
but over the years.

4949
03:28:20,780 --> 03:28:21,540
To a certain extent,

4950
03:28:21,600 --> 03:28:22,260
they've been debattled.

4951
03:28:22,260 --> 03:28:23,400
I just Googled it.

4952
03:28:23,520 --> 03:28:24,160
Those banks

4953
03:28:24,160 --> 03:28:26,140
are still open there.

4954
03:28:26,140 --> 03:28:27,540
And that's the information

4955
03:28:27,540 --> 03:28:28,400
coming right through

4956
03:28:28,400 --> 03:28:29,560
the chat box at the moment.

4957
03:28:30,080 --> 03:28:31,020
Just goes to show

4958
03:28:31,020 --> 03:28:32,460
that there's a lot

4959
03:28:32,460 --> 03:28:34,280
of shit being spread

4960
03:28:34,280 --> 03:28:35,900
and they haven't done

4961
03:28:35,900 --> 03:28:36,700
any of the research.

4962
03:28:36,900 --> 03:28:37,160
And maybe

4963
03:28:37,160 --> 03:28:40,300
it was just a piece

4964
03:28:40,300 --> 03:28:41,540
that was cut together

4965
03:28:41,540 --> 03:28:42,440
that very day.

4966
03:28:42,600 --> 03:28:43,860
He didn't do

4967
03:28:43,860 --> 03:28:44,760
the research on them.

4968
03:28:44,840 --> 03:28:45,860
Maybe they are still open.

4969
03:28:46,000 --> 03:28:46,720
It's closing.

4970
03:28:47,140 --> 03:28:47,340
It's insane.

4971
03:28:47,340 --> 03:28:51,480
The point is,

4972
03:28:51,720 --> 03:28:52,380
we should be able

4973
03:28:52,380 --> 03:28:52,760
to...

4974
03:28:52,760 --> 03:28:54,020
We went too far there.

4975
03:28:54,040 --> 03:28:54,920
They don't want us to use cash.

4976
03:28:54,920 --> 03:28:55,140
You know,

4977
03:28:55,200 --> 03:28:56,020
the small retailers

4978
03:28:56,020 --> 03:28:57,020
come in and all those

4979
03:28:57,020 --> 03:28:57,700
types of things.

4980
03:28:58,000 --> 03:28:58,480
And of course,

4981
03:28:58,740 --> 03:28:59,560
they don't want us

4982
03:28:59,560 --> 03:29:00,240
to use cash.

4983
03:29:00,320 --> 03:29:01,160
This is all about,

4984
03:29:01,200 --> 03:29:01,480
you know,

4985
03:29:01,860 --> 03:29:02,800
digitalization,

4986
03:29:03,160 --> 03:29:04,000
credit cards,

4987
03:29:04,120 --> 03:29:04,460
or, you know,

4988
03:29:04,500 --> 03:29:05,420
get your bank card out.

4989
03:29:05,480 --> 03:29:06,860
And that's fundamentally wrong.

4990
03:29:07,120 --> 03:29:08,040
And if you look around

4991
03:29:08,040 --> 03:29:09,500
our lovely audience tonight,

4992
03:29:09,840 --> 03:29:11,420
we've got a broad range here

4993
03:29:11,420 --> 03:29:12,440
in terms of ages,

4994
03:29:12,720 --> 03:29:14,120
representations of our town.

4995
03:29:14,440 --> 03:29:14,940
Everyone has

4996
03:29:14,940 --> 03:29:15,340
different circumstances.

4997
03:29:15,340 --> 03:29:18,340
See, it would probably

4998
03:29:18,340 --> 03:29:23,260
be like 48 to 69 or 70.

4999
03:29:23,800 --> 03:29:25,000
That's the broad range.

5000
03:29:25,360 --> 03:29:26,620
And the point is,

5001
03:29:26,840 --> 03:29:27,520
we should be able

5002
03:29:27,520 --> 03:29:28,580
to cater for everybody.

5003
03:29:29,020 --> 03:29:30,780
Although, we have

5004
03:29:30,780 --> 03:29:31,980
an outlier there.

5005
03:29:34,080 --> 03:29:35,880
She's on her own there

5006
03:29:35,880 --> 03:29:36,960
in that regard

5007
03:29:36,960 --> 03:29:37,740
of the bracket

5008
03:29:37,740 --> 03:29:39,040
of the age range.

5009
03:29:39,740 --> 03:29:40,260
The high street,

5010
03:29:40,400 --> 03:29:41,640
or even our banks should.

5011
03:29:42,000 --> 03:29:43,300
Our banks are meant

5012
03:29:43,300 --> 03:29:44,280
to provide a public service.

5013
03:29:44,280 --> 03:29:45,280
I've heard some very,

5014
03:29:45,280 --> 03:29:46,080
I've heard some

5015
03:29:46,080 --> 03:29:47,460
very encouraging words

5016
03:29:47,460 --> 03:29:49,040
from Jeremy Hunt,

5017
03:29:49,660 --> 03:29:50,600
from Andrew Griffith,

5018
03:29:50,640 --> 03:29:51,320
the city minister.

5019
03:29:52,060 --> 03:29:52,520
And they've said

5020
03:29:52,520 --> 03:29:53,700
some very positive things

5021
03:29:53,700 --> 03:29:54,940
in the light of what I expose.

5022
03:29:55,160 --> 03:29:55,760
What I expose

5023
03:29:55,760 --> 03:29:56,840
opened up a bigger debate.

5024
03:29:57,180 --> 03:29:57,660
It was a debate

5025
03:29:57,660 --> 03:29:58,940
that was there,

5026
03:29:59,040 --> 03:29:59,860
but it was kind of below

5027
03:29:59,860 --> 03:30:01,700
the table.

5028
03:30:02,380 --> 03:30:04,080
A sensual puff piece,

5029
03:30:04,160 --> 03:30:05,000
thank you very much.

5030
03:30:05,160 --> 03:30:06,360
A general election is coming.

5031
03:30:07,160 --> 03:30:07,420
You know,

5032
03:30:07,500 --> 03:30:08,360
it'll be next October

5033
03:30:08,360 --> 03:30:09,340
or whenever it is.

5034
03:30:09,700 --> 03:30:10,480
Oh my God,

5035
03:30:10,480 --> 03:30:11,660
the suit is fucking

5036
03:30:11,660 --> 03:30:12,220
definitely here.

5037
03:30:12,220 --> 03:30:15,400
make me all great again.

5038
03:30:15,480 --> 03:30:16,600
Thank you very much.

5039
03:30:17,040 --> 03:30:18,020
This is all coming to

5040
03:30:18,020 --> 03:30:19,880
a denouement now,

5041
03:30:20,580 --> 03:30:21,880
or however you'd say that,

5042
03:30:22,660 --> 03:30:23,900
on French-ish.

5043
03:30:24,460 --> 03:30:24,680
But,

5044
03:30:25,020 --> 03:30:26,280
it's all

5045
03:30:26,280 --> 03:30:28,200
building towards something.

5046
03:30:28,440 --> 03:30:30,540
There was the TFI Friday start.

5047
03:30:30,700 --> 03:30:31,720
There was the bizarre

5048
03:30:31,720 --> 03:30:32,660
sort of questions

5049
03:30:32,660 --> 03:30:33,360
about fucking

5050
03:30:33,360 --> 03:30:34,820
the invasion of Tai Wang.

5051
03:30:35,480 --> 03:30:36,040
There was,

5052
03:30:36,640 --> 03:30:37,120
you know,

5053
03:30:37,320 --> 03:30:38,420
that fella who

5054
03:30:38,420 --> 03:30:41,320
hammered on Farage's drum

5055
03:30:41,320 --> 03:30:42,800
like he was hammering his balls

5056
03:30:42,800 --> 03:30:43,860
and Farage was like,

5057
03:30:44,000 --> 03:30:44,020
going,

5058
03:30:44,200 --> 03:30:44,480
oh!

5059
03:30:46,220 --> 03:30:47,580
It's building towards him.

5060
03:30:47,660 --> 03:30:49,120
There is something in the,

5061
03:30:49,320 --> 03:30:49,740
in the,

5062
03:30:49,900 --> 03:30:51,120
there's a feeling there

5063
03:30:51,120 --> 03:30:51,840
in the rafters

5064
03:30:51,840 --> 03:30:53,100
that it's going to end

5065
03:30:53,100 --> 03:30:53,440
in something.

5066
03:30:54,380 --> 03:30:55,380
Let's see if I'm right

5067
03:30:55,380 --> 03:30:55,880
or I'm wrong.

5068
03:30:55,940 --> 03:30:56,740
I hope there's something

5069
03:30:56,740 --> 03:30:57,380
going on here.

5070
03:30:57,480 --> 03:30:58,480
Thank you very much

5071
03:30:58,480 --> 03:30:59,480
for the tip there.

5072
03:30:59,580 --> 03:31:00,320
Patrick Kilty,

5073
03:31:01,500 --> 03:31:02,040
a.k.a.

5074
03:31:02,160 --> 03:31:02,740
New Toy Man.

5075
03:31:02,820 --> 03:31:03,440
Thank you very much.

5076
03:31:03,540 --> 03:31:04,720
Commitment to the suit, boss.

5077
03:31:04,860 --> 03:31:05,460
Wish me luck.

5078
03:31:06,260 --> 03:31:06,960
Go on, man.

5079
03:31:07,060 --> 03:31:07,800
I wish you luck.

5080
03:31:07,980 --> 03:31:09,380
I hope you're all the best, man.

5081
03:31:09,940 --> 03:31:10,160
And,

5082
03:31:10,260 --> 03:31:11,760
back to this though,

5083
03:31:11,840 --> 03:31:12,840
it's building towards something.

5084
03:31:13,040 --> 03:31:14,080
What's it going to deliver?

5085
03:31:15,080 --> 03:31:15,440
You know,

5086
03:31:15,580 --> 03:31:16,860
I think we need to thank you

5087
03:31:16,860 --> 03:31:17,940
for everything you've done

5088
03:31:17,940 --> 03:31:18,880
as well in terms of

5089
03:31:18,880 --> 03:31:19,800
lifting the lid off,

5090
03:31:19,880 --> 03:31:20,460
the whole debank.

5091
03:31:20,520 --> 03:31:20,720
Ugh,

5092
03:31:20,860 --> 03:31:22,880
more arse lickery here.

5093
03:31:23,040 --> 03:31:24,380
It's a real,

5094
03:31:25,200 --> 03:31:27,060
well-paid job.

5095
03:31:27,160 --> 03:31:29,420
A well-scripted job here.

5096
03:31:29,500 --> 03:31:29,860
I want,

5097
03:31:29,860 --> 03:31:31,720
I want you to come on

5098
03:31:31,720 --> 03:31:32,880
and we'll both

5099
03:31:32,880 --> 03:31:33,640
give each other

5100
03:31:33,640 --> 03:31:34,840
a fucking rub down

5101
03:31:34,840 --> 03:31:37,700
thank you very much

5102
03:31:37,700 --> 03:31:38,300
for the tip there.

5103
03:31:38,640 --> 03:31:39,360
The banks

5104
03:31:39,360 --> 03:31:40,800
and all this kind of stuff.

5105
03:31:41,360 --> 03:31:42,920
And there's no doubt about that.

5106
03:31:43,280 --> 03:31:44,080
Oh, gosh.

5107
03:31:45,040 --> 03:31:47,120
I should say something else as well

5108
03:31:47,120 --> 03:31:48,640
before I come on to the bank.

5109
03:31:48,980 --> 03:31:50,200
I just want to thank you as well,

5110
03:31:50,260 --> 03:31:50,580
actually,

5111
03:31:50,840 --> 03:31:51,440
for, you know,

5112
03:31:51,500 --> 03:31:52,020
the way in which

5113
03:31:52,020 --> 03:31:52,620
you've just driven

5114
03:31:52,620 --> 03:31:53,680
the political agenda

5115
03:31:53,680 --> 03:31:54,500
on this issue.

5116
03:31:55,500 --> 03:31:56,520
But even last time

5117
03:31:56,520 --> 03:31:57,240
at the general election,

5118
03:31:57,400 --> 03:31:58,100
you had candidates

5119
03:31:58,100 --> 03:31:59,100
and you stood them down,

5120
03:31:59,340 --> 03:32:00,240
which enabled us

5121
03:32:00,240 --> 03:32:01,200
to get that majority.

5122
03:32:01,340 --> 03:32:01,940
I know.

5123
03:32:02,060 --> 03:32:02,940
Thanks for the tip.

5124
03:32:02,940 --> 03:32:03,520
I know.

5125
03:32:03,720 --> 03:32:04,460
I know.

5126
03:32:04,520 --> 03:32:05,660
Well, I was coming to that.

5127
03:32:07,140 --> 03:32:08,600
But that helped us get Brexit.

5128
03:32:10,500 --> 03:32:11,560
Let's just see it there.

5129
03:32:11,640 --> 03:32:12,200
It's a lovely,

5130
03:32:12,200 --> 03:32:13,400
lovely little one.

5131
03:32:13,800 --> 03:32:14,780
I was coming to that.

5132
03:32:16,200 --> 03:32:18,060
But that helped us get Brexit done

5133
03:32:18,060 --> 03:32:19,320
and that was really important.

5134
03:32:19,560 --> 03:32:21,160
But you've asked,

5135
03:32:21,200 --> 03:32:22,060
you've asked the question

5136
03:32:22,060 --> 03:32:22,680
on banking.

5137
03:32:23,260 --> 03:32:24,200
You've asked the question

5138
03:32:24,200 --> 03:32:24,700
on banking.

5139
03:32:25,320 --> 03:32:26,620
There is no choice now

5140
03:32:26,620 --> 03:32:27,740
because if the government

5141
03:32:27,740 --> 03:32:28,760
doesn't intervene,

5142
03:32:29,280 --> 03:32:30,240
too many people

5143
03:32:30,240 --> 03:32:32,180
will just lose the right

5144
03:32:32,180 --> 03:32:33,460
to, you know,

5145
03:32:33,520 --> 03:32:34,780
have access to cash.

5146
03:32:36,360 --> 03:32:37,820
Access to cash

5147
03:32:37,820 --> 03:32:39,780
and you're to blame.

5148
03:32:40,240 --> 03:32:41,500
Access to bank accounts

5149
03:32:41,500 --> 03:32:42,060
and also...

5150
03:32:42,680 --> 03:32:43,420
Thank you very much.

5151
03:32:43,480 --> 03:32:44,080
Shout 99

5152
03:32:44,080 --> 03:32:45,920
and county tricky terrain.

5153
03:32:46,040 --> 03:32:46,860
Thank you very much.

5154
03:32:46,960 --> 03:32:48,100
It's going to be so detrimental.

5155
03:32:48,360 --> 03:32:49,860
I have seen the Koch reports.

5156
03:32:50,460 --> 03:32:51,800
There's some funny stuff there.

5157
03:32:52,800 --> 03:32:53,440
...to the economy

5158
03:32:53,440 --> 03:32:55,140
because businesses in particular

5159
03:32:55,140 --> 03:32:56,380
will be affected

5160
03:32:56,380 --> 03:32:57,840
and that small businesses,

5161
03:32:58,280 --> 03:32:59,780
80% of my constituents

5162
03:32:59,780 --> 03:33:01,200
are employed by SMEs,

5163
03:33:01,400 --> 03:33:02,820
not the fancy corporates,

5164
03:33:02,940 --> 03:33:03,640
not the big companies.

5165
03:33:03,640 --> 03:33:05,580
Small, medium enterprises.

5166
03:33:05,860 --> 03:33:06,720
We need banks

5167
03:33:06,720 --> 03:33:07,660
and we need local...

5168
03:33:07,660 --> 03:33:08,540
This matters

5169
03:33:08,540 --> 03:33:09,780
and this campaign is one

5170
03:33:09,780 --> 03:33:10,620
I'll probably get one

5171
03:33:10,620 --> 03:33:11,400
fighting for years.

5172
03:33:11,500 --> 03:33:12,460
I've got a record of doing that.

5173
03:33:13,180 --> 03:33:13,400
You know,

5174
03:33:13,480 --> 03:33:14,260
I wanted Brexit.

5175
03:33:14,800 --> 03:33:16,860
Oh, there's another point.

5176
03:33:16,860 --> 03:33:17,300
It's done.

5177
03:33:17,440 --> 03:33:18,200
I was disgusted

5178
03:33:18,200 --> 03:33:18,740
and appalled

5179
03:33:18,740 --> 03:33:19,600
at the way that Parliament

5180
03:33:19,600 --> 03:33:20,520
did its best to stop it

5181
03:33:20,520 --> 03:33:21,000
from happening.

5182
03:33:21,200 --> 03:33:21,920
Do you remember it?

5183
03:33:22,160 --> 03:33:22,740
I...

5184
03:33:22,740 --> 03:33:24,680
I don't think we've got the Brexit

5185
03:33:24,680 --> 03:33:26,280
we deserve, to be honest.

5186
03:33:26,480 --> 03:33:27,900
I got rid of Mrs May.

5187
03:33:28,140 --> 03:33:29,080
Those European elections

5188
03:33:29,080 --> 03:33:29,700
got rid of her.

5189
03:33:30,240 --> 03:33:31,600
Boris inherited that.

5190
03:33:31,720 --> 03:33:32,520
I helped you

5191
03:33:32,520 --> 03:33:33,460
in the general election.

5192
03:33:33,460 --> 03:33:33,600
Yeah.

5193
03:33:33,700 --> 03:33:34,300
pretty...

5194
03:33:34,300 --> 03:33:35,040
I thought we were going

5195
03:33:35,040 --> 03:33:36,060
to control our borders

5196
03:33:36,060 --> 03:33:37,920
and reduce immigration

5197
03:33:37,920 --> 03:33:39,140
and you finished up

5198
03:33:39,140 --> 03:33:40,540
with the hot potato in 2019

5199
03:33:40,540 --> 03:33:42,300
of being Home Secretary

5200
03:33:42,300 --> 03:33:43,700
and you talk very tough.

5201
03:33:44,200 --> 03:33:45,400
When I heard you introducing

5202
03:33:45,400 --> 03:33:47,460
a points-based immigration system,

5203
03:33:47,540 --> 03:33:47,940
I mean, I go,

5204
03:33:48,040 --> 03:33:48,320
way!

5205
03:33:48,920 --> 03:33:49,800
I've been saying this

5206
03:33:49,800 --> 03:33:50,900
for 30 years.

5207
03:33:51,780 --> 03:33:53,660
I liked that little bit then.

5208
03:33:54,040 --> 03:33:54,340
I heard...

5209
03:33:54,340 --> 03:33:55,140
It sounded good.

5210
03:33:55,180 --> 03:33:55,760
I looked away,

5211
03:33:55,840 --> 03:33:57,200
but I heard a nice bit.

5212
03:33:57,280 --> 03:33:58,300
Was there an accompanying

5213
03:33:58,300 --> 03:34:00,240
visual feast?

5214
03:34:00,240 --> 03:34:01,360
Let's have a look at that.

5215
03:34:01,380 --> 03:34:02,340
You talk very tough.

5216
03:34:03,060 --> 03:34:04,040
When I heard you introducing

5217
03:34:04,040 --> 03:34:06,100
a points-based immigration system,

5218
03:34:06,180 --> 03:34:06,560
I mean, I go,

5219
03:34:06,660 --> 03:34:06,880
way!

5220
03:34:07,540 --> 03:34:08,540
I've been saying this...

5221
03:34:08,540 --> 03:34:09,000
Hey!

5222
03:34:10,220 --> 03:34:11,240
It's not bad.

5223
03:34:11,380 --> 03:34:13,060
It's a situation of interest.

5224
03:34:13,260 --> 03:34:14,440
Let's go back there again.

5225
03:34:14,580 --> 03:34:15,280
It seemed to be

5226
03:34:15,280 --> 03:34:16,700
an impression

5227
03:34:16,700 --> 03:34:19,900
of a fucking mob thing.

5228
03:34:19,900 --> 03:34:21,560
In his head,

5229
03:34:21,680 --> 03:34:22,620
like he had a picture

5230
03:34:22,620 --> 03:34:23,380
of a mob.

5231
03:34:23,500 --> 03:34:24,880
...based immigration system.

5232
03:34:25,000 --> 03:34:25,340
I mean, I go,

5233
03:34:26,740 --> 03:34:28,100
here we go.

5234
03:34:28,280 --> 03:34:28,640
Way!

5235
03:34:29,080 --> 03:34:29,560
19!

5236
03:34:29,560 --> 03:34:32,540
Sensual piece of pudding.

5237
03:34:32,700 --> 03:34:33,800
Thank you very much there

5238
03:34:33,800 --> 03:34:34,340
for the tip.

5239
03:34:34,500 --> 03:34:35,900
And look at the situation here.

5240
03:34:36,020 --> 03:34:36,920
It's a...

5241
03:34:36,920 --> 03:34:38,120
It's interesting,

5242
03:34:38,300 --> 03:34:39,220
to say the least.

5243
03:34:39,420 --> 03:34:40,380
He did make sure

5244
03:34:40,380 --> 03:34:41,360
to clock that he was

5245
03:34:41,360 --> 03:34:42,480
on camera there

5246
03:34:42,480 --> 03:34:45,220
before he started doing this.

5247
03:34:45,640 --> 03:34:46,440
Whatever it is

5248
03:34:46,440 --> 03:34:47,360
he's doing there.

5249
03:34:48,180 --> 03:34:48,820
But, um,

5250
03:34:49,420 --> 03:34:50,700
let's go for a closer look

5251
03:34:50,700 --> 03:34:51,260
on this one.

5252
03:34:51,900 --> 03:34:53,020
And this kid,

5253
03:34:53,140 --> 03:34:54,800
he really doesn't really know

5254
03:34:54,800 --> 03:34:55,420
whether or not he wants

5255
03:34:55,420 --> 03:34:56,000
to be here,

5256
03:34:56,640 --> 03:34:57,760
not to pick on anyone,

5257
03:34:58,720 --> 03:35:00,120
young or anything like that.

5258
03:35:00,180 --> 03:35:00,680
Just like,

5259
03:35:00,920 --> 03:35:01,560
for the whole thing,

5260
03:35:01,640 --> 03:35:01,920
it's been

5261
03:35:01,920 --> 03:35:03,820
unusual to have him

5262
03:35:03,820 --> 03:35:04,620
behind Nigel.

5263
03:35:04,700 --> 03:35:05,640
Usually he puts the...

5264
03:35:05,640 --> 03:35:07,280
The producer puts the big dogs

5265
03:35:07,280 --> 03:35:08,300
behind Nigel.

5266
03:35:08,500 --> 03:35:09,300
So then when we get

5267
03:35:09,300 --> 03:35:11,000
a situation like this,

5268
03:35:11,540 --> 03:35:14,280
there can be an accompanying

5269
03:35:14,280 --> 03:35:15,500
backup

5270
03:35:15,500 --> 03:35:18,060
ambience.

5271
03:35:19,060 --> 03:35:20,120
maybe even a few people

5272
03:35:20,120 --> 03:35:20,940
shouting as well.

5273
03:35:21,740 --> 03:35:23,080
But that's a great situation

5274
03:35:23,080 --> 03:35:24,240
just there even.

5275
03:35:24,520 --> 03:35:25,140
Those two.

5276
03:35:25,920 --> 03:35:27,180
I think those two

5277
03:35:27,180 --> 03:35:28,380
are my favourite ones

5278
03:35:28,380 --> 03:35:29,380
out of all of them.

5279
03:35:29,840 --> 03:35:31,560
There's probably about 25 of them.

5280
03:35:31,920 --> 03:35:32,880
If he was to go through

5281
03:35:32,880 --> 03:35:33,300
all of them.

5282
03:35:33,420 --> 03:35:35,560
But that's my happy ones.

5283
03:35:36,980 --> 03:35:38,940
I've been saying this for 30 years

5284
03:35:38,940 --> 03:35:40,440
and yet...

5285
03:35:40,440 --> 03:35:43,060
I think he was saying,

5286
03:35:43,500 --> 03:35:43,720
you know,

5287
03:35:43,800 --> 03:35:44,060
you go,

5288
03:35:44,180 --> 03:35:44,600
yay!

5289
03:35:44,760 --> 03:35:45,240
But I mean,

5290
03:35:45,320 --> 03:35:46,940
he went for in his mind...

5291
03:35:46,940 --> 03:35:49,920
Last year,

5292
03:35:50,060 --> 03:35:51,360
legal immigration into Britain

5293
03:35:51,360 --> 03:35:53,940
was 1.2 million people.

5294
03:35:54,600 --> 03:35:55,880
These people didn't vote for that.

5295
03:35:56,220 --> 03:35:56,880
You've got to remember,

5296
03:35:57,280 --> 03:35:58,120
there are a couple

5297
03:35:58,120 --> 03:35:59,220
of important things here.

5298
03:35:59,560 --> 03:36:00,560
Legal migration

5299
03:36:00,560 --> 03:36:01,340
and illegals.

5300
03:36:01,420 --> 03:36:02,620
Let's talk legal for now.

5301
03:36:02,760 --> 03:36:03,080
So,

5302
03:36:03,380 --> 03:36:04,980
we've had BNOs,

5303
03:36:05,040 --> 03:36:05,340
obviously,

5304
03:36:05,540 --> 03:36:07,320
that's British nationals overseas,

5305
03:36:07,460 --> 03:36:08,200
people from Hong Kong

5306
03:36:08,200 --> 03:36:08,860
come over here.

5307
03:36:09,220 --> 03:36:11,980
Over 140,000 people have come.

5308
03:36:12,460 --> 03:36:13,340
Ukraine as well.

5309
03:36:13,440 --> 03:36:13,600
I mean,

5310
03:36:13,680 --> 03:36:14,940
by the time I left office,

5311
03:36:15,040 --> 03:36:15,800
I think something like

5312
03:36:15,800 --> 03:36:17,720
180,000 visas

5313
03:36:17,720 --> 03:36:19,200
had been granted as well.

5314
03:36:19,560 --> 03:36:21,540
Operation Pity in Afghanistan.

5315
03:36:22,220 --> 03:36:23,380
So it's been one issue

5316
03:36:23,380 --> 03:36:24,320
after the other.

5317
03:36:24,820 --> 03:36:25,480
And then you've asked

5318
03:36:25,480 --> 03:36:26,700
about the points-based system,

5319
03:36:26,780 --> 03:36:28,160
which I fundamentally believe

5320
03:36:28,160 --> 03:36:28,600
is right.

5321
03:36:28,640 --> 03:36:29,540
There's no doubt about that.

5322
03:36:29,540 --> 03:36:30,660
set it too low.

5323
03:36:31,020 --> 03:36:32,200
Way too low.

5324
03:36:32,220 --> 03:36:33,720
But that's the point, right?

5325
03:36:33,960 --> 03:36:35,020
So having changed

5326
03:36:35,020 --> 03:36:35,720
the parameters,

5327
03:36:36,440 --> 03:36:37,820
the Home Secretary of the Day

5328
03:36:37,820 --> 03:36:39,060
has the levers

5329
03:36:39,060 --> 03:36:40,820
to actually raise the bar.

5330
03:36:41,140 --> 03:36:42,180
And the government of the day

5331
03:36:42,180 --> 03:36:43,000
can do that.

5332
03:36:43,340 --> 03:36:44,000
So, you know,

5333
03:36:44,100 --> 03:36:45,380
the parameters can be changed.

5334
03:36:45,480 --> 03:36:45,940
Priti Patel,

5335
03:36:46,200 --> 03:36:48,680
did you set the bar too?

5336
03:36:48,680 --> 03:36:49,760
Well, we only just started it

5337
03:36:49,760 --> 03:36:50,960
through the immigration changes

5338
03:36:50,960 --> 03:36:51,940
that we brought in.

5339
03:36:52,180 --> 03:36:52,660
And then, of course,

5340
03:36:52,680 --> 03:36:53,380
we had the pandemic.

5341
03:36:53,580 --> 03:36:54,240
So I brought in

5342
03:36:54,240 --> 03:36:55,400
those immigration changes,

5343
03:36:55,540 --> 03:36:56,120
if you remember,

5344
03:36:56,460 --> 03:36:57,160
in 2020.

5345
03:36:57,160 --> 03:36:58,520
That was a pandemic year

5346
03:36:58,520 --> 03:36:59,760
where, quite frankly,

5347
03:36:59,920 --> 03:37:01,040
people were not flying,

5348
03:37:01,200 --> 03:37:01,960
people were not travelling.

5349
03:37:02,340 --> 03:37:03,280
We weren't even given

5350
03:37:03,280 --> 03:37:04,060
those visas.

5351
03:37:04,560 --> 03:37:06,440
So from 2021 onwards,

5352
03:37:06,780 --> 03:37:08,200
you need a period of time

5353
03:37:08,200 --> 03:37:08,820
to basically...

5354
03:37:08,820 --> 03:37:09,240
Well, we do.

5355
03:37:09,440 --> 03:37:10,320
I mean, Priti, look.

5356
03:37:10,520 --> 03:37:11,400
Now is the time to...

5357
03:37:11,400 --> 03:37:12,120
We have contracts.

5358
03:37:12,120 --> 03:37:18,040
Like, just adept in public relations,

5359
03:37:18,440 --> 03:37:20,300
PR and fucking bullshit,

5360
03:37:21,420 --> 03:37:22,800
intertwined with fucking

5361
03:37:22,800 --> 03:37:27,200
competitive-based material goods

5362
03:37:27,200 --> 03:37:28,120
and wealth culture.

5363
03:37:30,000 --> 03:37:32,000
Oh, it's just fucking sick.

5364
03:37:33,000 --> 03:37:35,220
It's a load of old cack.

5365
03:37:35,940 --> 03:37:37,700
We need to use it better.

5366
03:37:38,180 --> 03:37:39,080
On the small boats,

5367
03:37:39,200 --> 03:37:39,780
I mean, clearly,

5368
03:37:40,360 --> 03:37:41,820
that was a nightmare for you.

5369
03:37:41,940 --> 03:37:43,420
Where did the boats come into it?

5370
03:37:43,460 --> 03:37:44,600
Whatever you tried to do

5371
03:37:44,600 --> 03:37:45,400
didn't work.

5372
03:37:46,900 --> 03:37:47,700
Can we solve...

5373
03:37:47,700 --> 03:37:48,740
Oh, she did try to...

5374
03:37:48,740 --> 03:37:49,540
Did she...

5375
03:37:49,540 --> 03:37:50,680
I think she came up

5376
03:37:50,680 --> 03:37:51,780
with the Rwanda plan.

5377
03:37:52,620 --> 03:37:53,020
...channel,

5378
03:37:53,700 --> 03:37:54,700
in your opinion,

5379
03:37:55,120 --> 03:37:56,120
all the while we stay part

5380
03:37:56,120 --> 03:37:57,420
of the European Convention

5381
03:37:57,420 --> 03:37:58,140
on Human Rights.

5382
03:37:58,240 --> 03:37:58,940
So, the answer...

5383
03:37:59,680 --> 03:38:01,480
Actually, let me just say this.

5384
03:38:01,480 --> 03:38:02,780
You've heard me say this many times.

5385
03:38:02,780 --> 03:38:03,800
There isn't a single

5386
03:38:03,800 --> 03:38:05,020
optional solution to...

5387
03:38:05,020 --> 03:38:05,560
No, I just asked

5388
03:38:05,560 --> 03:38:06,260
one particular question.

5389
03:38:06,660 --> 03:38:07,980
We do need to.

5390
03:38:08,160 --> 03:38:09,080
I think we need to

5391
03:38:09,080 --> 03:38:10,780
derogate from the ECHR.

5392
03:38:10,880 --> 03:38:11,280
Derogate?

5393
03:38:11,380 --> 03:38:12,460
You cannot just say

5394
03:38:12,460 --> 03:38:13,520
we're going to leave it.

5395
03:38:13,800 --> 03:38:14,500
Oh, you can.

5396
03:38:14,600 --> 03:38:15,600
Well, we can leave it.

5397
03:38:15,620 --> 03:38:16,340
Oh, I can.

5398
03:38:16,400 --> 03:38:17,280
You can leave it.

5399
03:38:17,420 --> 03:38:18,220
Oh, I can.

5400
03:38:18,800 --> 03:38:19,580
Oh, only...

5401
03:38:19,580 --> 03:38:20,940
But you know Parliament

5402
03:38:20,940 --> 03:38:21,920
is not going to enable

5403
03:38:21,920 --> 03:38:22,720
that to happen.

5404
03:38:23,060 --> 03:38:23,900
Oh, my God.

5405
03:38:23,940 --> 03:38:25,020
I've just realised...

5406
03:38:25,020 --> 03:38:26,240
I've just realised

5407
03:38:26,240 --> 03:38:27,700
who I think that guy is.

5408
03:38:28,700 --> 03:38:30,780
And if I am...

5409
03:38:30,780 --> 03:38:34,780
If what I'm thinking is true...

5410
03:38:36,300 --> 03:38:37,160
Then we could have

5411
03:38:37,160 --> 03:38:38,600
that situation that happened

5412
03:38:38,600 --> 03:38:40,140
last week or two weeks ago

5413
03:38:40,140 --> 03:38:42,120
where they did the song.

5414
03:38:42,900 --> 03:38:44,100
He's got something in his hand.

5415
03:38:44,140 --> 03:38:44,880
Is that a microphone?

5416
03:38:45,200 --> 03:38:46,880
Or was he wearing shades

5417
03:38:46,880 --> 03:38:47,640
the last time?

5418
03:38:48,640 --> 03:38:49,920
Sorry, just a quick play

5419
03:38:49,920 --> 03:38:50,660
of the clip again.

5420
03:38:50,860 --> 03:38:51,540
You'll see the guy

5421
03:38:51,540 --> 03:38:52,080
with the shades

5422
03:38:52,080 --> 03:38:52,620
who I'm on about.

5423
03:38:52,620 --> 03:38:53,800
This is November!

5424
03:38:54,800 --> 03:38:55,400
Stounding!

5425
03:38:55,400 --> 03:39:11,520
There.

5426
03:39:11,780 --> 03:39:13,100
Just go back there a minute.

5427
03:39:13,780 --> 03:39:14,340
There.

5428
03:39:14,820 --> 03:39:16,200
He looks a little bit different.

5429
03:39:16,360 --> 03:39:16,620
There.

5430
03:39:16,720 --> 03:39:17,400
He's a bit...

5431
03:39:17,400 --> 03:39:19,940
Maybe it's the lighting.

5432
03:39:19,940 --> 03:39:24,320
Maybe it's the lighting.

5433
03:39:24,820 --> 03:39:25,640
Or is that him?

5434
03:39:26,280 --> 03:39:27,580
It is him, I think.

5435
03:39:28,980 --> 03:39:30,560
It fucking is him.

5436
03:39:36,740 --> 03:39:38,940
And maybe just...

5437
03:39:38,940 --> 03:39:45,300
Just hone in there

5438
03:39:45,300 --> 03:39:46,560
just to see

5439
03:39:46,560 --> 03:39:48,260
as a nice comparison.

5440
03:39:54,260 --> 03:39:55,180
I think it is.

5441
03:39:57,740 --> 03:39:58,780
Just wanted to show

5442
03:39:58,780 --> 03:40:00,160
my methods of deduction

5443
03:40:00,160 --> 03:40:02,800
and if it does come true

5444
03:40:02,800 --> 03:40:04,480
that it would be a good spot.

5445
03:40:04,480 --> 03:40:05,580
You know Parliament

5446
03:40:05,580 --> 03:40:06,560
is not going to enable

5447
03:40:06,560 --> 03:40:07,360
that to happen.

5448
03:40:07,520 --> 03:40:08,400
Lost a few inches

5449
03:40:08,400 --> 03:40:09,080
on the quiff.

5450
03:40:09,180 --> 03:40:10,820
I thought that as well.

5451
03:40:10,920 --> 03:40:11,940
Let's have a referendum then.

5452
03:40:12,300 --> 03:40:13,300
No more referendum.

5453
03:40:13,600 --> 03:40:14,740
Definitely no more referendum.

5454
03:40:14,740 --> 03:40:14,880
Alright.

5455
03:40:15,420 --> 03:40:16,360
But look.

5456
03:40:16,580 --> 03:40:18,020
Laws are in place, Nigel.

5457
03:40:19,040 --> 03:40:20,260
Referendum face there.

5458
03:40:20,860 --> 03:40:22,520
That was an interesting face.

5459
03:40:23,200 --> 03:40:24,280
I've added that one

5460
03:40:24,280 --> 03:40:25,120
to my collection

5461
03:40:25,120 --> 03:40:27,320
of interesting faces

5462
03:40:27,320 --> 03:40:29,600
throughout this particular situation.

5463
03:40:30,440 --> 03:40:33,240
It doesn't at all beat

5464
03:40:33,240 --> 03:40:36,940
the face he did back there.

5465
03:40:37,260 --> 03:40:38,240
But that's mesmeric

5466
03:40:38,240 --> 03:40:39,420
in its own way

5467
03:40:39,420 --> 03:40:40,780
and it's got its own

5468
03:40:40,780 --> 03:40:42,120
little bit of life in it.

5469
03:40:42,740 --> 03:40:44,060
definitely no more referendum.

5470
03:40:44,060 --> 03:40:44,200
Alright.

5471
03:40:44,720 --> 03:40:45,660
But look.

5472
03:40:45,920 --> 03:40:47,320
Laws are in place, Nigel.

5473
03:40:47,440 --> 03:40:48,700
We can't just say

5474
03:40:48,700 --> 03:40:49,740
it's too difficult now.

5475
03:40:49,880 --> 03:40:50,880
Laws are in place.

5476
03:40:50,960 --> 03:40:51,460
We've had the National

5477
03:40:51,460 --> 03:40:52,600
Antoin Borders Act.

5478
03:40:52,920 --> 03:40:53,180
You know,

5479
03:40:53,320 --> 03:40:53,920
the government needs

5480
03:40:53,920 --> 03:40:54,700
to implement that.

5481
03:40:54,760 --> 03:40:55,880
That hasn't happened yet.

5482
03:40:56,320 --> 03:40:56,740
And of course

5483
03:40:56,740 --> 03:40:56,960
the policy...

5484
03:40:56,960 --> 03:40:58,500
Nothing is changing.

5485
03:40:58,900 --> 03:41:00,560
Nothing is getting better.

5486
03:41:01,020 --> 03:41:01,720
But luckily,

5487
03:41:01,860 --> 03:41:02,580
Keir Starmer,

5488
03:41:02,800 --> 03:41:03,480
the hero,

5489
03:41:03,740 --> 03:41:06,020
has ridden to the rescue today

5490
03:41:06,020 --> 03:41:06,760
with his new plan.

5491
03:41:06,760 --> 03:41:10,580
We're going to treat them

5492
03:41:10,580 --> 03:41:11,480
like terrorists

5493
03:41:11,480 --> 03:41:12,500
and sort the whole thing out.

5494
03:41:12,940 --> 03:41:15,000
So who's better to vote for

5495
03:41:15,000 --> 03:41:15,680
at the next election?

5496
03:41:15,740 --> 03:41:17,360
Well, definitely not Labour on this.

5497
03:41:17,480 --> 03:41:18,420
They're just going to walk us

5498
03:41:18,420 --> 03:41:19,420
straight back into Europe.

5499
03:41:19,900 --> 03:41:20,900
They're going to walk us

5500
03:41:20,900 --> 03:41:21,340
back into Europe on this.

5501
03:41:21,340 --> 03:41:23,000
Yes, it's getting a little bit now.

5502
03:41:23,260 --> 03:41:24,040
And also, you've heard,

5503
03:41:24,100 --> 03:41:25,100
they want a burden share.

5504
03:41:26,100 --> 03:41:27,380
Usually gets a little bit

5505
03:41:27,380 --> 03:41:28,780
rambunctious towards

5506
03:41:28,780 --> 03:41:29,760
the latter stages

5507
03:41:29,760 --> 03:41:31,580
and we could get a stone him

5508
03:41:31,580 --> 03:41:31,960
in there.

5509
03:41:32,020 --> 03:41:32,540
I'm not sure.

5510
03:41:32,560 --> 03:41:33,660
You have to take people

5511
03:41:33,660 --> 03:41:35,120
from the EU,

5512
03:41:35,360 --> 03:41:35,980
from Europe,

5513
03:41:36,120 --> 03:41:37,180
and that'll be a quota

5514
03:41:37,180 --> 03:41:38,740
and it could just keep on changing.

5515
03:41:39,400 --> 03:41:40,460
Nigel, there's one policy

5516
03:41:40,460 --> 03:41:41,640
we haven't actually spoken about

5517
03:41:41,640 --> 03:41:43,480
which is having a deterrent policy

5518
03:41:43,480 --> 03:41:45,340
and that is a game changer.

5519
03:41:45,620 --> 03:41:46,780
We need a deterrent.

5520
03:41:46,800 --> 03:41:47,260
A big deterrent.

5521
03:41:47,260 --> 03:41:47,780
And of course,

5522
03:41:47,860 --> 03:41:49,400
one of those deterrent factors

5523
03:41:49,400 --> 03:41:50,080
is Rwanda.

5524
03:41:50,180 --> 03:41:50,800
And what stopped it?

5525
03:41:51,220 --> 03:41:53,300
So the court stopped it.

5526
03:41:53,300 --> 03:41:54,520
It's going to the Supreme Court.

5527
03:41:54,520 --> 03:41:55,980
A judge at the ECHR.

5528
03:41:55,980 --> 03:41:57,900
So there's been it.

5529
03:41:58,140 --> 03:42:00,120
A European court on Rule 39.

5530
03:42:00,780 --> 03:42:01,640
So that is coming.

5531
03:42:02,200 --> 03:42:03,400
But nobody is speaking

5532
03:42:03,400 --> 03:42:04,680
about deterrent factor here.

5533
03:42:04,920 --> 03:42:06,000
You can do all you want.

5534
03:42:06,100 --> 03:42:07,040
Put all the money in.

5535
03:42:07,200 --> 03:42:09,020
But until you start removing people

5536
03:42:09,020 --> 03:42:10,480
and sending them back

5537
03:42:10,480 --> 03:42:10,900
to the court.

5538
03:42:11,300 --> 03:42:12,480
Just not happening.

5539
03:42:13,040 --> 03:42:15,740
This interview is not happening.

5540
03:42:15,900 --> 03:42:17,320
There's not a lot going on.

5541
03:42:17,500 --> 03:42:19,560
The last one was terrific.

5542
03:42:21,740 --> 03:42:23,140
Nice little sound bite there.

5543
03:42:23,140 --> 03:42:24,580
But if those guys are the guys

5544
03:42:24,580 --> 03:42:26,040
and they start singing another song,

5545
03:42:26,340 --> 03:42:28,460
that'll really sell a lovely bow

5546
03:42:28,460 --> 03:42:30,040
on the fucking proceeding.

5547
03:42:30,400 --> 03:42:31,620
I'm just awful.

5548
03:42:31,720 --> 03:42:32,180
You're evil.

5549
03:42:36,860 --> 03:42:37,980
It'd be great to have

5550
03:42:37,980 --> 03:42:39,460
a fucking correspondent shot

5551
03:42:39,460 --> 03:42:42,660
just to see her face

5552
03:42:42,660 --> 03:42:43,300
when he said that.

5553
03:42:43,460 --> 03:42:44,660
Sensual piece of pudding.

5554
03:42:44,660 --> 03:42:45,800
Thank you very much there.

5555
03:42:45,800 --> 03:42:45,820
I'm supposed to play another game

5556
03:42:45,820 --> 03:42:47,120
of chess with Thomas.

5557
03:42:47,240 --> 03:42:48,260
Hope you're getting on well.

5558
03:42:48,440 --> 03:42:48,820
Awful.

5559
03:42:48,920 --> 03:42:49,700
You're evil.

5560
03:42:49,960 --> 03:42:57,380
It might rain a little bit true

5561
03:42:57,380 --> 03:42:58,980
and there's a feeling

5562
03:42:58,980 --> 03:43:00,880
just behind the eyes there

5563
03:43:00,880 --> 03:43:03,220
that the smile needs to maintain.

5564
03:43:03,220 --> 03:43:04,780
It can't crack

5565
03:43:04,780 --> 03:43:07,260
lest they know the secrets

5566
03:43:07,260 --> 03:43:08,940
from behind the eyes.

5567
03:43:10,420 --> 03:43:12,840
That must impact you and your family.

5568
03:43:13,380 --> 03:43:14,640
So it's deeply unpleasant

5569
03:43:14,640 --> 03:43:16,220
and even this year

5570
03:43:16,220 --> 03:43:18,860
I've had people try to assault me as well

5571
03:43:18,860 --> 03:43:20,780
when I've been going about my daily business,

5572
03:43:20,920 --> 03:43:22,080
you know, just going to work.

5573
03:43:23,140 --> 03:43:23,800
Hang on.

5574
03:43:23,860 --> 03:43:25,420
Was he talking about fucking cartoons

5575
03:43:25,420 --> 03:43:27,200
like saying you can't have...

5576
03:43:27,200 --> 03:43:42,280
Cartoons?

5577
03:43:42,280 --> 03:43:44,080
You've received abuse on the most...

5578
03:43:44,080 --> 03:43:46,060
But you need to be able to have

5579
03:43:46,060 --> 03:43:47,080
the fucking cartoons

5580
03:43:47,080 --> 03:43:49,300
otherwise you can't take the piss out of them

5581
03:43:49,300 --> 03:43:49,800
like, you know.

5582
03:43:50,700 --> 03:43:51,280
And if...

5583
03:43:52,100 --> 03:43:53,620
You need to be able to...

5584
03:43:53,620 --> 03:43:55,500
I wonder what the ones of her like

5585
03:43:55,500 --> 03:43:57,080
were they fucking bad or...

5586
03:43:57,080 --> 03:43:58,560
I mean he says bad

5587
03:43:58,560 --> 03:43:59,360
but I mean...

5588
03:43:59,360 --> 03:44:00,280
He's probably...

5589
03:44:00,280 --> 03:44:02,440
He doesn't like getting cartoons made out of him

5590
03:44:02,440 --> 03:44:02,880
like, you know.

5591
03:44:19,060 --> 03:44:20,720
That's a heavy buzz I suppose.

5592
03:44:21,460 --> 03:44:23,300
But I mean...

5593
03:44:23,300 --> 03:44:24,460
It's a...

5594
03:44:24,460 --> 03:44:30,620
Steve Bell is it?

5595
03:44:32,140 --> 03:44:33,260
But I mean...

5596
03:44:33,260 --> 03:44:36,500
If you say that you can't do fucking cartoons

5597
03:44:36,500 --> 03:44:38,740
where you're making them look stupid and that then...

5598
03:44:38,740 --> 03:44:41,780
That's kind of like caving in.

5599
03:44:42,780 --> 03:44:44,300
Or you're getting rid of something

5600
03:44:44,300 --> 03:44:46,980
that you need to be able to take the piss.

5601
03:44:47,080 --> 03:44:48,500
You need to be able to take the piss.

5602
03:44:48,840 --> 03:44:49,460
Steve Bell.

5603
03:44:50,580 --> 03:44:52,700
Didn't he do like the ones for...

5604
03:44:52,700 --> 03:44:54,420
The Iraq war and blaring.

5605
03:45:00,260 --> 03:45:01,640
Like he was a chimp

5606
03:45:01,640 --> 03:45:02,940
and fucking...

5607
03:45:02,940 --> 03:45:03,580
A lapdog.

5608
03:45:03,680 --> 03:45:05,440
Like you need to be able to have that.

5609
03:45:06,540 --> 03:45:07,400
But I mean...

5610
03:45:07,400 --> 03:45:09,320
If they say like you can't do that

5611
03:45:09,320 --> 03:45:11,320
because they're hurting people's feelings...

5612
03:45:11,320 --> 03:45:12,820
Then you're losing...

5613
03:45:13,940 --> 03:45:16,120
What could potentially stop...

5614
03:45:16,120 --> 03:45:16,520
Some kind of...

5615
03:45:16,520 --> 03:45:19,060
Because if you saw yourself being a...

5616
03:45:19,060 --> 03:45:20,560
As a monkey like that

5617
03:45:20,560 --> 03:45:23,120
and a fucking dog cosying up...

5618
03:45:23,120 --> 03:45:24,080
You'd probably be like...

5619
03:45:24,080 --> 03:45:24,700
Alright, okay.

5620
03:45:24,780 --> 03:45:26,340
Maybe I'm making a bad move.

5621
03:45:26,340 --> 03:45:45,420
Be nice to have a job

5622
03:45:45,420 --> 03:45:47,420
where you just came up with shit like that all the time.

5623
03:45:53,920 --> 03:45:55,100
Shit for brains.

5624
03:45:55,100 --> 03:46:06,400
Most astonishing level.

5625
03:46:07,280 --> 03:46:09,420
You've been painted out to be the devil, the witch.

5626
03:46:09,680 --> 03:46:11,420
Really, I mean, you know...

5627
03:46:11,420 --> 03:46:12,000
You've been...

5628
03:46:12,000 --> 03:46:12,880
Public figure.

5629
03:46:13,360 --> 03:46:15,320
But, you know, it's not acceptable.

5630
03:46:15,580 --> 03:46:17,020
It is simply not acceptable.

5631
03:46:18,160 --> 03:46:18,660
I'm pretty...

5632
03:46:18,660 --> 03:46:21,240
We've seen you in government, out of government

5633
03:46:21,240 --> 03:46:22,700
and at some point in time

5634
03:46:22,700 --> 03:46:24,440
we'll see you back in government, I expect again.

5635
03:46:24,440 --> 03:46:25,140
And thank you.

5636
03:46:25,140 --> 03:46:26,000
Oh, here we go.

5637
03:46:26,540 --> 03:46:27,180
It's happening.

5638
03:46:28,840 --> 03:46:30,540
You thought it was the end of it.

5639
03:46:30,740 --> 03:46:31,440
You are wrong.

5640
03:46:32,020 --> 03:46:33,400
The fucking shades are coming on.

5641
03:46:33,780 --> 03:46:35,920
I knew there was something in his hand.

5642
03:46:36,000 --> 03:46:38,460
I didn't know whether or not it was a microphone or shades

5643
03:46:38,460 --> 03:46:39,760
but it looks as though...

5644
03:46:39,760 --> 03:46:41,420
It was either one of them.

5645
03:46:43,000 --> 03:46:43,960
Beautiful stuff.

5646
03:46:47,000 --> 03:46:50,300
We thank the Lord for bestowing us with this...

5647
03:46:50,300 --> 03:46:55,440
Possibly another lovely end piece

5648
03:46:55,440 --> 03:47:00,720
in order to encapsulate a fine selection of shit pieces

5649
03:47:00,720 --> 03:47:04,260
which constitute as a shit ball.

5650
03:47:04,760 --> 03:47:05,880
The shit ball effect.

5651
03:47:06,880 --> 03:47:08,440
And thank you very much...

5652
03:47:08,440 --> 03:47:11,080
For allowing this to happen.

5653
03:47:11,200 --> 03:47:12,020
He's getting ready.

5654
03:47:12,260 --> 03:47:14,840
You can hear Nigel is winding up the chat.

5655
03:47:15,260 --> 03:47:16,040
Thank you.

5656
03:47:16,120 --> 03:47:16,880
Thank you, Nigel.

5657
03:47:17,580 --> 03:47:18,580
Now...

5658
03:47:18,580 --> 03:47:21,860
And here is the question as well.

5659
03:47:21,980 --> 03:47:24,520
David Scholar took the question out of my mouth.

5660
03:47:24,940 --> 03:47:25,720
Same song?

5661
03:47:26,680 --> 03:47:28,920
I mean, it can't be the fucking same song, can it?

5662
03:47:29,580 --> 03:47:33,280
It did have a kind of ring to it the last time.

5663
03:47:34,700 --> 03:47:35,380
Now...

5664
03:47:35,380 --> 03:47:37,620
Well done...

5665
03:47:37,620 --> 03:47:40,820
And a lovely bit of baying going on there as well.

5666
03:47:41,820 --> 03:47:43,540
RRRAAAAARGH!

5667
03:47:43,880 --> 03:47:44,640
Now...

5668
03:47:44,640 --> 03:47:45,020
Thank you.

5669
03:47:45,980 --> 03:47:46,820
Now...

5670
03:47:46,820 --> 03:47:49,260
Well done, Brittany.

5671
03:47:50,100 --> 03:47:51,260
Here they come!

5672
03:47:51,860 --> 03:47:53,360
We're in their home...

5673
03:47:53,360 --> 03:47:56,180
Here they come, everybody.

5674
03:47:56,320 --> 03:47:57,020
As if we've...

5675
03:47:57,020 --> 03:47:58,260
This is the whole...

5676
03:47:58,260 --> 03:47:59,860
They knew they had this in the bag.

5677
03:48:00,340 --> 03:48:03,100
That was why there was such a big bombastic entrance.

5678
03:48:03,220 --> 03:48:05,100
An intro to the entire fucking thing.

5679
03:48:05,520 --> 03:48:06,880
It was TFI Friday.

5680
03:48:07,440 --> 03:48:08,780
Meets pub in Essex.

5681
03:48:09,120 --> 03:48:10,860
Meets the immigration issue.

5682
03:48:11,440 --> 03:48:12,540
Meets Priti Patel.

5683
03:48:12,920 --> 03:48:13,340
What a...

5684
03:48:13,340 --> 03:48:14,700
What a fucking situation.

5685
03:48:14,920 --> 03:48:15,760
You'd be so excited.

5686
03:48:15,960 --> 03:48:18,440
And then these guys come out of the fucking woodwork.

5687
03:48:18,440 --> 03:48:22,860
With what is probably going to be another beautiful, beautiful song.

5688
03:48:22,860 --> 03:48:23,220
In Essex.

5689
03:48:24,460 --> 03:48:26,360
We've got Bell and Sperling.

5690
03:48:27,800 --> 03:48:29,300
Bell and Spermling.

5691
03:48:30,140 --> 03:48:31,100
Two Essex boys.

5692
03:48:31,420 --> 03:48:32,520
Take it away.

5693
03:48:34,940 --> 03:48:37,640
This poor kid here is beginning to look a little bit...

5694
03:48:38,200 --> 03:48:39,460
Confused about this now.

5695
03:48:39,460 --> 03:48:39,560
Bell and Sperling.

5696
03:48:39,980 --> 03:48:41,020
Two Essex boys.

5697
03:48:41,360 --> 03:48:42,420
Take it away.

5698
03:48:45,600 --> 03:48:46,540
Oh lovely.

5699
03:48:46,680 --> 03:48:49,140
It sounds like it's going to be the same fucking thing again.

5700
03:48:50,140 --> 03:48:51,940
My sister is tight enough.

5701
03:48:52,140 --> 03:48:53,140
Sorry we hear this again.

5702
03:48:53,300 --> 03:48:55,900
It's the jazz lounge sort of vibe thing.

5703
03:48:55,900 --> 03:48:57,600
Oh my God.

5704
03:48:59,280 --> 03:49:06,820
I think that's Mr. Webster is tightening up security.

5705
03:49:07,020 --> 03:49:07,840
Don't know what that means.

5706
03:49:09,340 --> 03:49:11,140
Sorry I'll play it in its entirety.

5707
03:49:11,700 --> 03:49:12,940
Then bit by bit.

5708
03:49:13,340 --> 03:49:14,720
Then in the entirety again.

5709
03:49:15,240 --> 03:49:16,240
Then maybe another bit.

5710
03:49:16,500 --> 03:49:17,320
Tiny bit by bit.

5711
03:49:17,460 --> 03:49:18,820
And then entirety one more time.

5712
03:49:18,820 --> 03:49:21,820
Mr. Webster is tightening up security.

5713
03:49:22,240 --> 03:49:25,460
They found out that there's a spy in their community.

5714
03:49:26,660 --> 03:49:30,880
I always feel like somebody's watching me.

5715
03:49:33,640 --> 03:49:34,420
I'm sorry.

5716
03:49:34,420 --> 03:49:35,900
Sorry about that.

5717
03:49:36,080 --> 03:49:37,800
Need to just fucking hit that one again.

5718
03:49:37,900 --> 03:49:39,240
That was a key change.

5719
03:49:39,540 --> 03:49:41,360
That was a real sea change.

5720
03:49:41,900 --> 03:49:42,580
There.

5721
03:49:44,320 --> 03:49:46,160
That was a real curveball.

5722
03:49:46,160 --> 03:49:47,680
I found out.

5723
03:49:48,260 --> 03:49:49,900
Take it away.

5724
03:49:53,880 --> 03:49:56,500
This monster is tightening up security.

5725
03:49:57,000 --> 03:50:00,220
I found out that there's a spy in their community.

5726
03:50:01,420 --> 03:50:05,580
I always feel like somebody's watching me.

5727
03:50:06,220 --> 03:50:07,980
I'm turning off 5G.

5728
03:50:08,420 --> 03:50:08,620
Oh.

5729
03:50:09,980 --> 03:50:12,120
I always feel like.

5730
03:50:12,520 --> 03:50:14,060
There's somebody watching me.

5731
03:50:14,160 --> 03:50:16,040
I'm turning off 5G.

5732
03:50:16,260 --> 03:50:16,800
Oh whoa.

5733
03:50:18,780 --> 03:50:21,260
This is a real sidestep.

5734
03:50:21,380 --> 03:50:21,840
From what.

5735
03:50:21,940 --> 03:50:22,860
What we were prepared.

5736
03:50:23,020 --> 03:50:24,080
They were serving up.

5737
03:50:24,200 --> 03:50:25,640
They were fucking breaking boundaries.

5738
03:50:25,980 --> 03:50:26,580
In fairness.

5739
03:50:27,120 --> 03:50:27,940
They were serving up.

5740
03:50:28,020 --> 03:50:29,280
What we knew we wanted.

5741
03:50:29,420 --> 03:50:29,780
What we.

5742
03:50:29,940 --> 03:50:30,620
What we had.

5743
03:50:31,220 --> 03:50:32,100
And then right.

5744
03:50:32,220 --> 03:50:33,600
They fucking sucker punched us.

5745
03:50:33,600 --> 03:50:34,480
Between the eyes.

5746
03:50:35,060 --> 03:50:36,320
With an unbelievable.

5747
03:50:36,800 --> 03:50:37,540
Key change.

5748
03:50:38,180 --> 03:50:39,120
And there's a fella back there.

5749
03:50:39,200 --> 03:50:41,640
Who's absolutely fucking getting geared up to it.

5750
03:50:42,540 --> 03:50:42,980
Let's.

5751
03:50:43,480 --> 03:50:44,220
Hit that again.

5752
03:50:44,500 --> 03:50:45,100
That switch.

5753
03:50:45,220 --> 03:50:46,200
That baiting switch.

5754
03:50:46,540 --> 03:50:47,680
Their community.

5755
03:50:48,840 --> 03:50:50,640
I always feel like.

5756
03:50:51,000 --> 03:50:52,960
Somebody's watching me.

5757
03:50:53,720 --> 03:50:55,420
I'm turning off 5G.

5758
03:50:55,880 --> 03:50:56,120
Oh.

5759
03:50:56,640 --> 03:50:58,400
I always feel like.

5760
03:50:58,720 --> 03:51:00,640
That China's watching me.

5761
03:51:02,220 --> 03:51:02,780
Remind.

5762
03:51:02,920 --> 03:51:04,700
I always feel like.

5763
03:51:04,880 --> 03:51:06,200
China's watching me.

5764
03:51:06,300 --> 03:51:06,920
Through the flags.

5765
03:51:07,000 --> 03:51:08,700
But we're not going back.

5766
03:51:08,900 --> 03:51:10,840
Because nothing looks as good.

5767
03:51:10,840 --> 03:51:12,400
As a Union Jack.

5768
03:51:12,400 --> 03:51:13,340
Oh.

5769
03:51:13,340 --> 03:51:14,220
Oh.

5770
03:51:14,220 --> 03:51:15,500
Britannia.

5771
03:51:15,500 --> 03:51:18,960
We're at the Albert Hall.

5772
03:51:18,960 --> 03:51:22,100
We'll fly our flag.

5773
03:51:22,180 --> 03:51:22,920
With pride.

5774
03:51:23,080 --> 03:51:23,360
So.

5775
03:51:23,360 --> 03:51:45,300
I just want them to finish on the Farage.

5776
03:51:45,300 --> 03:52:15,280
Nigel says...

5777
03:52:15,280 --> 03:52:23,280
A bit of fucking...

5778
03:52:24,800 --> 03:52:30,080
Will you be rewetting the Mambo number 5G?

5779
03:52:30,180 --> 03:52:30,920
Thank you very much.

5780
03:52:34,340 --> 03:52:36,280
Yeah, it was just...

5781
03:52:37,100 --> 03:52:42,080
It was a real fucking hard, hard trip.

5782
03:52:44,480 --> 03:52:45,820
It got hard there.

5783
03:52:48,720 --> 03:52:50,760
Bell and Sperling there.

5784
03:52:52,160 --> 03:52:54,120
Or Sperling or whatever their name is.

5785
03:52:55,400 --> 03:52:57,480
An unbelievable piece.

5786
03:52:58,760 --> 03:53:00,980
Which cut up the genres.

5787
03:53:02,220 --> 03:53:03,280
Broke down.

5788
03:53:04,980 --> 03:53:07,340
Artistic and metaphysical boundaries.

5789
03:53:08,920 --> 03:53:12,060
And really, really provoked a lot of thought.

5790
03:53:13,660 --> 03:53:15,620
Mainly, what's going on?

5791
03:53:16,620 --> 03:53:18,380
Why are they doing this?

5792
03:53:19,560 --> 03:53:20,720
What's going on?

5793
03:53:21,520 --> 03:53:21,900
But...

5794
03:53:21,900 --> 03:53:24,020
That was Farage at large.

5795
03:53:24,220 --> 03:53:26,300
You never know what you're gonna get.

5796
03:53:26,860 --> 03:53:27,840
It could be something...

5797
03:53:27,840 --> 03:53:28,900
It could be someone...

5798
03:53:28,900 --> 03:53:31,860
Asking for the death of a politician via stoning.

5799
03:53:32,700 --> 03:53:36,540
Or it could be a fucking conceptual medley piece.

5800
03:53:38,080 --> 03:53:40,440
With fucking Union Jacks.

5801
03:53:40,440 --> 03:53:40,940
And then...

5802
03:53:40,940 --> 03:53:42,080
I think this lad...

5803
03:53:42,080 --> 03:53:43,960
Kind of was embarrassed by the whole thing.

5804
03:53:44,020 --> 03:53:44,940
Because look at them...

5805
03:53:44,940 --> 03:53:46,700
Waving their flags.

5806
03:53:46,860 --> 03:53:47,820
He actually...

5807
03:53:47,820 --> 03:53:48,660
Doesn't wave at them.

5808
03:53:48,780 --> 03:53:49,180
Sticks...

5809
03:53:49,180 --> 03:53:50,500
Sticks it under his arse.

5810
03:53:50,660 --> 03:53:51,020
At the end.

5811
03:53:51,260 --> 03:53:52,080
Just...

5812
03:53:52,080 --> 03:53:53,920
Look at the...

5813
03:53:53,920 --> 03:53:54,580
Look at the...

5814
03:53:54,580 --> 03:53:55,780
Disheartened...

5815
03:53:55,780 --> 03:53:56,260
In...

5816
03:53:56,260 --> 03:53:57,960
Disenchanted waving here.

5817
03:53:58,220 --> 03:53:59,000
He doesn't...

5818
03:53:59,000 --> 03:53:59,940
As I said earlier on...

5819
03:53:59,940 --> 03:54:01,420
He didn't really know whether or not...

5820
03:54:01,420 --> 03:54:02,420
He was arsed about this.

5821
03:54:03,340 --> 03:54:04,720
And fair play to you...

5822
03:54:04,720 --> 03:54:05,280
Young man.

5823
03:54:05,800 --> 03:54:07,840
For not getting fucking forced into the...

5824
03:54:07,840 --> 03:54:08,420
Mysterio...

5825
03:54:08,420 --> 03:54:08,760
When your...

5826
03:54:08,760 --> 03:54:09,880
When your heart...

5827
03:54:09,880 --> 03:54:10,880
Wasn't in it.

5828
03:54:11,100 --> 03:54:11,680
Look at that.

5829
03:54:12,300 --> 03:54:13,520
Sticks the fucking...

5830
03:54:13,520 --> 03:54:14,820
Flag away the fuck.

5831
03:54:17,060 --> 03:54:18,760
The producers have been...

5832
03:54:18,760 --> 03:54:21,200
Telling people to do certain things.

5833
03:54:21,200 --> 03:54:22,400
I like it when...

5834
03:54:22,400 --> 03:54:22,800
No...

5835
03:54:22,800 --> 03:54:25,080
Somebody doesn't comply with the production.

5836
03:54:25,740 --> 03:54:27,300
It just makes me happy.

5837
03:54:28,680 --> 03:54:29,120
It's beautiful.

5838
03:54:31,220 --> 03:54:33,040
Proud sponsors of weather on GB News.

5839
03:54:33,040 --> 03:54:33,960
It's pure Farage.

5840
03:54:36,900 --> 03:54:37,560
Hello again.

5841
03:54:38,020 --> 03:54:38,600
Fickons.

5842
03:54:38,900 --> 03:54:39,240
Sleek.

5843
03:54:39,320 --> 03:54:39,700
Look at...

5844
03:54:39,700 --> 03:54:40,960
Who's on after this guy.

5845
03:54:41,200 --> 03:54:41,900
Fitchou is...

5846
03:54:41,900 --> 03:54:42,820
I'll save Scott.

5847
03:54:43,000 --> 03:54:43,560
On Scottish.

5848
03:54:43,860 --> 03:54:44,040
Is...

5849
03:54:44,040 --> 03:54:44,360
R.B.

5850
03:54:44,540 --> 03:54:45,040
Uh...

5851
03:54:45,040 --> 03:54:46,540
Caledonian fucking...

5852
03:54:46,540 --> 03:54:47,380
Dreamweaver.

5853
03:54:47,380 --> 03:54:47,880
With...

5854
03:54:47,880 --> 03:54:48,500
Pipe.

5855
03:54:48,620 --> 03:54:49,040
Thinker.

5856
03:54:49,260 --> 03:54:50,160
He's not on track.

5857
03:54:51,840 --> 03:54:52,440
For another day.

5858
03:54:52,440 --> 03:54:53,440
I don't think I can handle...

5859
03:54:53,440 --> 03:54:55,180
This much GB News.

5860
03:54:55,320 --> 03:54:56,380
It's a lot to take in.

5861
03:54:56,480 --> 03:54:56,860
It's like...

5862
03:54:56,860 --> 03:54:57,560
It announced the...

5863
03:54:57,560 --> 03:54:58,360
Smacked over the face.

5864
03:54:58,360 --> 03:54:58,800
Face.

5865
03:55:04,440 --> 03:55:05,360
And there...

5866
03:55:05,360 --> 03:55:06,560
Jacob Rees...

5867
03:55:06,560 --> 03:55:08,040
Mog is up after that.

5868
03:55:08,200 --> 03:55:08,800
Can't...

5869
03:55:08,800 --> 03:55:10,360
Can't fucking deal with that.

5870
03:55:10,980 --> 03:55:12,920
But it's been an interesting...

5871
03:55:12,920 --> 03:55:13,400
Scenario.

5872
03:55:13,940 --> 03:55:14,380
Nonetheless.

5873
03:55:14,800 --> 03:55:15,660
A lovely...

5874
03:55:15,660 --> 03:55:16,360
Beautiful...

5875
03:55:17,520 --> 03:55:18,880
Finish to the speedrun.

5876
03:55:19,760 --> 03:55:20,760
Quite sensational...

5877
03:55:20,760 --> 03:55:21,080
Quite sensational...

5878
03:55:21,080 --> 03:55:21,900
When you think about it.

5879
03:55:22,800 --> 03:55:24,320
Done in that amount of time...

5880
03:55:24,320 --> 03:55:26,100
Over the space of that time as well.

5881
03:55:26,220 --> 03:55:27,760
Four years is a lot of time...

5882
03:55:27,760 --> 03:55:28,680
But that wasn't...

5883
03:55:28,680 --> 03:55:29,600
Didn't feel like anything.

5884
03:55:30,240 --> 03:55:31,000
Felt like it...

5885
03:55:31,000 --> 03:55:32,240
I'd done it in ten minutes.

5886
03:55:33,440 --> 03:55:34,880
Absolutely beautiful stuff.

5887
03:55:34,880 --> 03:55:36,840
I want to say thank you...

5888
03:55:36,840 --> 03:55:39,280
To everybody else out there...

5889
03:55:39,280 --> 03:55:40,880
The Computer Chronicles...

5890
03:55:41,880 --> 03:55:42,880
And Farage...

5891
03:55:43,680 --> 03:55:45,140
And anybody who tuned in...

5892
03:55:45,140 --> 03:55:45,880
To this edition...

5893
03:55:46,760 --> 03:55:46,880
Of...

5894
03:55:47,880 --> 03:55:48,940
The Resident Evil...

5895
03:55:48,940 --> 03:55:50,040
Claire B scenario...

5896
03:55:50,040 --> 03:55:50,560
Speedrun.

5897
03:55:51,120 --> 03:55:53,100
It has been an interesting one...

5898
03:55:53,100 --> 03:55:54,380
And I hope you have a great...

5899
03:55:54,380 --> 03:55:56,540
Rest of your Friday night...

5900
03:56:00,580 --> 03:56:02,540
And look after yourselves...

5901
03:56:04,540 --> 03:56:05,740
We'll talk to you later.

5902
03:56:07,200 --> 03:56:07,480
Baby.

5903
03:56:08,460 --> 03:56:09,100
Baby.

5904
03:56:09,920 --> 03:56:10,520
Baby.

5905
03:56:11,560 --> 03:56:12,160
Baby.

5906
03:56:14,660 --> 03:56:16,200
You guys know anything...

5907
03:56:16,200 --> 03:56:17,140
About that cone...

5908
03:56:17,140 --> 03:56:18,140
That just got dropped.

5909
03:56:20,480 --> 03:56:21,140
Good.

5910
03:56:21,260 --> 03:56:22,640
Shit ain't easy around this town.

5911
03:56:22,800 --> 03:56:23,820
We got four...

5912
03:56:23,820 --> 03:56:25,120
Bad looking hombres.

5913
03:56:25,120 --> 03:56:27,120
Fun times over guys.

5914
03:56:27,120 --> 03:56:28,160
Get the fuck down.

5915
03:56:28,160 --> 03:56:29,120
Where's your son?

5916
03:56:29,120 --> 03:56:30,120
I got a son.

5917
03:56:30,120 --> 03:56:31,680
You got any identification?

5918
03:56:31,680 --> 03:56:32,560
Don't resist.

5919
03:56:32,560 --> 03:56:33,920
Where's your goddamn son?

5920
03:56:33,920 --> 03:56:34,720
You need backup.

5921
03:56:34,720 --> 03:56:36,000
It's getting hot down here.

5922
03:56:36,000 --> 03:56:37,040
Don't move buddy.

5923
03:56:37,040 --> 03:56:38,960
Tell me where your goddamn son is.

5924
03:56:38,960 --> 03:56:39,920
He's got a piece.

5925
03:56:39,920 --> 03:56:41,040
I just killed one of those...

5926
03:56:41,040 --> 03:56:42,240
Ballards Joey.

5927
03:56:42,240 --> 03:56:43,680
I saw him reachin' for somethin'.

5928
03:56:44,560 --> 03:56:45,680
Hey Essays.

5929
03:56:45,680 --> 03:56:47,040
You use this machine?

5930
03:56:47,040 --> 03:56:48,480
Yeah it spins nice.

5931
03:56:48,480 --> 03:56:49,680
Talking to you kid.

5932
03:56:49,680 --> 03:56:50,560
Stay quiet.

5933
03:56:50,560 --> 03:56:51,680
Where's the fabric softener?

5934
03:56:51,680 --> 03:56:52,500
He's got a piece.

5935
03:56:52,500 --> 03:56:53,520
Put away the gun.

5936
03:56:53,520 --> 03:56:54,900
I just dropped another one.

5937
03:56:54,900 --> 03:56:55,520
Oh shit.

5938
03:56:55,520 --> 03:56:56,520
Stay there.

5939
03:56:56,520 --> 03:56:57,520
White stripe.

5940
03:56:57,520 --> 03:56:58,020
Nice.

5941
03:56:58,020 --> 03:56:58,800
What about this guy?

5942
03:56:58,800 --> 03:56:59,700
Put away the gun now.

5943
03:56:59,700 --> 03:57:01,220
You fucking cone.

5944
03:57:01,220 --> 03:57:03,320
I just killed another goddamn cone.

5945
03:57:03,320 --> 03:57:06,160
I don't know what the fuck is happening.

5946
03:57:06,160 --> 03:57:09,160
You crazy motherfucker, Bowie.

5947
03:57:09,160 --> 03:57:39,140
You crazy motherfucker, Bowie.

5948
03:57:39,140 --> 03:57:39,640
you
